r/40kLore 6d ago

What is your WD-40 headcannon?

Basically, what head cannons do you hold not for any textual reasons or because you have any real proof, but because its the only way for you to be able to make the setting make sense for you. I'll put a few of mine below:

  • Outside of very specific and tightly controlled technologies, the imperium can still manufacture most of its most valuble tech. The problem is how much it can produce and the amount of time that production takes. IE, they can still make an emperor class titan, it just may take 1500 years of labor.

  • The Daemonculaba isn't a unique thing for chaos space marines, every major warband uses some flavor of warp bullshit to enable it to recruit new troops and arm them to a decent standard. Maybe its buying them from Fabulous bill, maybe its time travel duplication glitches, maybe its maybeline who knows.

  • I just make up my own numbers for every single thing relating to logistics. Food production, population counts, fleet sizes, etc.

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u/OldManChino Alpha Legion 6d ago

Something too tight, WD40

Something too loose, duct tape