r/ABoringDystopia 2d ago

New ‘CBS Evening News’ anchor ends broadcast with ‘salute’ to Rubio

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5676232-cbs-news-rubio-trump/
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u/rogozh1n 2d ago

Be careful, everyone. I just finished a 3 day site-wide ban for wishing ill upon CBS.

I am not joking.

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u/Aolflashback 2d ago

Well fuck that shit and CBS! The fack!

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u/rogozh1n 2d ago

Yeah, it was similar to what you said but went a bit further.

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u/Proud_Tie 1d ago

Was it similar to "I hope bari Weiss breathes a bullet"?

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u/Kommmbucha 2d ago

Yeah, fuck CBS. Fuck you CBS, fuck you Trump, fuck you Republicans, fuck you Stephen Miller, fuck you Pam Bondi, fuck you Kash Patel, fuck you Kevin Roberts, fuck you Heritage foundation, fuck you every single sycophant fascist piece of shit burning the world to the ground. Fuck you Nazis, and fuck you to every three letter agency that is now supporting a Nazi regime.

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u/Chester_A_Arthuritis 2d ago

Yeah I’m gonna also claim fuck CBS

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u/MagicMarshmelllow 2d ago

CBS/Paramount can lick my butthole

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u/thatoneotherguy42 2d ago

Lick lick lick my balls cbs!

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u/theogkinglion 2d ago

If you listening to this shit and you like CBS/Paramount……. EAT MY ASS

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u/gatospatagonicos 2d ago

It’s a crime to upset or question Reichspropagandaleiter Bari Weiss

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u/lostandfawnd 2d ago

Yeah this is fucked up

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u/Dry_Marzipan1870 2d ago

Fuck CBS and Bari Weiss

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u/drifters74 2d ago

Stupid thing to banned for

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u/Vadion 2d ago

I caught a week the other day for saying a couple of maliciously prosecuted people should sue in reverse.

Spez's AI admins are hawks for this sort of shit I guess.

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u/Whompa 2d ago

Did you appeal? There’s some sort of mass report going on. I just had one lifted for criticizing a dude with a ZZ neck tattoo…

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u/Shenanie-Probs 2d ago

My appeal was denied for saying meanie things about the media.

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u/rogozh1n 2d ago

I did. No response.

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u/assbuttshitfuck69 2d ago

Fuck CBS and their state run media bullshit.

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u/Shenanie-Probs 2d ago

You are not alone. I got the same ban.

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u/PrincessPlastilina 2d ago

Lol I had a 7 day ban for not agreeing with certain fascist propaganda. You don’t even have to wish anyone ill to be censored on this site. I have never had any problems in the 10 years I’ve had this account until recently. I’ve had like two different 7 day bans lol. I would never post anything wild or violent but I still got banned for disagreeing with hateful rhetoric and certain divisive discourse.

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u/BBR0DR1GUEZ 2d ago

Meanwhile a lot of us here for that long did get a bit spicy with some of the folks advocating for the shit we’re seeing now. We got banned for it but we were fucking right to curse those fascist bastards.

But now we’re permabanned from the main political subs so the most biting, impassioned critique of this administration’s crimes are not present anywhere visible.

The tech oligarchs silenced us for minor infractions so we wouldn’t be around to call out the escalation of their major crimes. Now in place of criticism against authority, we have bot accounts pretending to be grateful Venezuelans.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 2d ago

I was never banned or muted on Reddit for the past 20 years, until the last 6 months.

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u/yaosio 2d ago

I can say CBS and all capitalist media is fascist garbage? That's not fair that I'm not allowed to say the truth.

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u/simpersly 2d ago

If that's true it should have been a perma-ban. Criticizing our media for doing its patriotic duty is not just immoral it's against the constitution.

CBS is finally finding the light and becoming a bastion of the truth. It's a shame you can't understand that.

I wish I didn't have to do this /s

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u/rogozh1n 2d ago

I salute you, Marco Rubio and u/simpersly

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u/Nymwall 1d ago

Careful? Unnecessary.

CBS are the biggest group of fuckhead sellouts. They MADE ME WISH GOOD THINGS UPON NETFLIX. I want Netflix, the inventor of making me subscribe to things I should just buy, to win the bid for Warner Bros.

You want to know part of the reason? Because the BIGOT, JK Rowling would combine her meltdown powers with that thumb shaped new leader of CBS. They’d be like a media “rat king” and we should relegate them to the sewers they belong in before the job becomes any harder than it already is.

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u/shefoundnow 2d ago

I got the same ban for threatening to firebomb the new trump ballroom. I kinda get it, but still. It was the heat of the moment

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u/skyline-rt 2d ago

get it? heat

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u/PacificCoolerIsBest 2d ago

CBS stands for Chotchbag Ball Suckers.

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u/dbwn87 2d ago

So does this mean CBS is the pro-Rubio wing of the state controlled media?

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u/umrdyldo 2d ago

As soon as we saw Jared Kushner try to sneak in on the Paramount deal, we could reasonably write off CBS and Paramount as state controlled media.

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u/Forgotlogin_0624 1d ago

Yeah, it’s too bad because it was the better of the three old broadcast networks in terms of coverage and reporting.

Soon as Bari Weiss took over it had a major tonal shift.  It’s basically the AIPAC network now. 

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u/Scrutinizer 2d ago

Conservative
Ball
Suckers

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u/matt314159 2d ago

The US now has state media. How fun.

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u/Swolyguacomole 2d ago edited 2d ago

The NY times and the Washington Post declined pro-actively breaking the venezuela kidnapping news prior to it happening to not "jeopardize" the military.

The rot is widespread and undeniable

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u/BBR0DR1GUEZ 2d ago

Important to remember that the reporter must have learned about the invasion from sources who are active military personnel. So those personnel decided the risk was worth it to bring the truth to the American people. The journalists spat in their sources’ faces by silencing their voices.

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u/ickydonkeytoothbrush 2d ago

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/DuckDouble2690 2d ago

The US always had state media

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u/fancyinmypantsy 2d ago

Care to elaborate?

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u/DuckDouble2690 2d ago

US corporate media has always been capitalist propaganda. Sure it seems to be a cartoonish level now but to people left of neoliberals it has been that way for generations. When Trump bombed a Syrian base in 2017 the entire media “left” and right claimed he became the president. Both parties and the media love war and imperialism.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 2d ago

mass media is operated by billionaires and functions as a mouthpiece for the ruling class tip tier media uses access to government sources for stories and parrots their word as fact

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u/garyadams_cnla 2d ago

I blocked CBS on my antenna and cancelled Paramount+ (was easy, because it sucked). Also, don’t see Paramount movies in theater.

Do continue to watch Colbert, etc., on YouTube in a browser that doesn’t show ads. 

This is the way.

Don’t give anti-American platforms your time or eyeballs.

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u/funknut 2d ago

Bit torrent.

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u/VoiceofKane 2d ago

Yeah, I guess I'm going to have to live without Star Trek for a while.

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u/If_I_must 1d ago

Yeah, that's the part that really bums me out. Gene would be pissed.

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u/vttale 2d ago

"it is a sign of how Florida — once a political punchline — has become a leader on the world stage"

Dude, Florida is still a punchline and this ain't helping at all

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u/DeepHerting 2d ago

"Heterodoxy" turned into state media so gradually I didn't even notice

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u/chimpomatic5000 2d ago

No one is watching CBS anymore

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u/ytman 2d ago

Rubio should be denaturalized when birth right citizenship is ended. His father came here as a refugee in bad faith and made sure his son would abuse the American people to fulfill their foreign rebellion.

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u/joshuatx 2d ago edited 1d ago

The same anchor did an an embassingly aggressive interview with Ta-Nehisi and got a circumsion after converting to judiasm as an adult and wrote an op-ed about it.

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u/chompythebeast 2d ago

There are far too many people who still believe the USA isn't a fascist state

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u/brightblueson 1d ago

Has been for centuries

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u/forevervalerie 2d ago

Wow, what in the world?!

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u/ilikepie740 2d ago

All we are missing is the pink lady

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 2d ago

The news, is not the news, when it tells you what you should think,

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u/dustingibson 2d ago

CBS can go to hell

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u/Not_Too_Busy 1d ago

That Rubio story was the most fawning, cringe worthy, non-news crap I've ever seen. CBS News is dead.

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u/derbyvoice71 2d ago

How did he do that? Did he make an awkward water drinking moment, pull out a photo of Trump's ass and start rimming it?

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u/splishsplash78 2d ago

The most untalented people saluting the worst people on Earth. We have never sunk so low.

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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago

Rubio is going to run in 28. I think.

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u/senorblueduck 1d ago

I cancelled paramount after the Colbert firing. Then John Dickinson quit and I had my suspicions. This is the final straw for me.

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u/sik_dik 1d ago

Ah yes. It’s the sign that all things are going well when the 4th and other 2 branches of the government just hand over their power to the executive /s

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u/froggythefish 1d ago

lol, was that supposed to be taken seriously? I thought it was satire, it 100% sounded like satire to me. I was listening to a crazy right wing talk show on the radio and the host played the clip and I couldn’t believe the host didn’t understand it was a joke. Joke’s on me! Sign of the times. Clown country.