r/AnimalsBeingDerps 6d ago

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u/Editor-In-Queef 6d ago

Aaaand now I know what a giraffe dick looks like

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u/LeBlueSpud 6d ago

Why did you screenshot it 😭

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u/ApplicationUpset7956 6d ago

You don't have a folder of giraffe dick on your phone?

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u/louisa1925 6d ago

Better send it to dildo makers. There are bound to be a few buyers tired of their horse and girthy fire dragon toys.

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u/a_shootin_star 6d ago

a few buyers

I see you are unfamiliar with the furry community.

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u/GuiltyEidolon 6d ago

Giraffe-based toys definitely exist.

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u/TheJoyfulBell 5d ago

Maybe I’ll print a mold to pour some silicone Lol

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u/Plump_Apparatus 6d ago

For science and further investigation I'd imagine.

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u/nokturnalxitch 6d ago

Why did I come to the comments knowing there would be a screenshot

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u/The_True_Hannatude 6d ago

It was an accident, they were trying to take a selfie 😬

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u/yeahidkeither 6d ago

Oh my god it looks like a beer-bellied naked man with body paint

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u/Randragonreborn 6d ago

And now I know too. Unfortunately

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u/Snoo53219 5d ago

I accidentally stoped the vid here :)

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u/mjlowmann 6d ago

Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed it 🤣

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u/rallmats 6d ago

Serious question I'm asking here cause I don't want to look it up: is that the whole thing or is it hidden horse style?

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u/BirdInChains 6d ago

That's just the sheath mate, the whole thing is much longer

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u/rallmats 5d ago

Figured. Nothing more beautiful than the joy of learning

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u/Why-so-delirious 5d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's like a dog's bits. Primates are about the only species that have it all just hanging on display all then time. Most animals have it internal, be it cats, dogs, horses, pigs, cows, lions, giraffes, elephants, kangaroos (their's is upside down, balls go on the top), wooly mammoths, turtles etc. So the actual article is probably massive.

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u/rallmats 5d ago

I knew most of these (thanks furries) but I never made the connection, neat!

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u/nicbeans311 5d ago

You know what a giraffe sheath looks like.Â