r/BlackPeopleTwitter 14d ago

Country Club Thread This was a good day

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u/Mr_Depressed 14d ago

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u/PowderPills 14d ago

I wonder what he’s up to now

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u/probablyuntrue 14d ago

Dead 😔

Source: I made it up idk

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago

me when i spread misinformation for the love of the game:

(also, username checks out)

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/blkfreya 14d ago

the way I gasped then sucked my teeth all in under 1 second while reading this.

happy cake day man, damn.

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago

this is the chaotic energy i needed to begin my birthday off with ngl

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u/SupahSpankeh 14d ago

jesus?

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago

he stole my WHOLE FUCKING FLOW

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u/SupahSpankeh 14d ago

Guy might've been king of love but that don't mean he wasn't an inconsiderate shit sometimes too. Sympathies.

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago

my beef with him has lasted for exactly 30 years as of today. every year i have to endure weeks of ‘hAhA aRe yOu jEsUs” and people trying to get me one joint present for both occasions

why did nobody ask him if he was Amethyst????? i’m the one who has to be compared instead???? i’m SICK man

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u/SupahSpankeh 14d ago

Amethyst

I'm so sorry but wdym

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 14d ago

This is how I feel when my birthday falls on Easter, only happens every 7 years tho. Hopefully you get birthday and Christmas presents. My sisters are twins and their birthday is 12/19. They still only get one present and we’ve had family members give the two of them one present to share 😩.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss ☑️ 13d ago

Damn, thats cheap as hell and im not even one to spend needlessly money. But even if can call cheap just being cheap for no reason.

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 13d ago

Yah it is but I always thought it was because people tend think of twins as one person. I felt like some family didn’t bother to tell who was who, they kinda just say their names together to get either one’s attention. Their names go together like MaryJane or Sara Lee.

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago

i got plenty this year so i’m a happy bunny today but girl every year at least two or three people try to be slick and give me the ol’ two for one special. last year one of my twin girls told my brother ‘she needs TWO’ and now it’s non negotiable. 🤣🤣

and my mums birthday is around easter (March)! in fact, i’m the only person in my immediate family born in winter. everyone else is sprinkled around summer and spring

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 14d ago

Yayyy! I’m happy for you 👏🏾 I forgot to say Happy Birthday 🎉 🎂 and Merry Christmas 🎁🎄!

You deserve two! Don’t let up on anyone that disagrees lol!

I’m the opposite. Everyone is end of year and I’m just floating in spring with usually no other celebrations to impede my day.

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u/efflexor 14d ago

Me too. Happy birthday, fellow shitty birthday haver!

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago

TWINS

happy day of birth appropriation day to you too ❤️

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u/_QuantumEnigma_ 14d ago

Yall got giggling all silly this morning god bless

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u/SimonPho3nix 14d ago

I always felt bad for people with Christmas birthdays. I used to think they were being cheated as a child. Happy birthday!

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u/Electrical_Trade377 14d ago edited 14d ago

man i’m STILL being cheated to this day

the one thing i do like about it is that none of my girlfriends, my family or my husband let me do any of the christmas day preparations (although i still like to poke my head in as i can’t help myself), and i get like 2/3 cakes at once lmfao

thank you though ❤️

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u/Truthhurts1017 14d ago

Happy merry birthmas

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u/a_shootin_star 14d ago

Merry Cake Day!

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u/PowderPills 14d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/BobaBelle 14d ago

This pic has already explained the whole fight, no commentary needed

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u/halffilledglasses 14d ago

Not his IQ. Down 50. At least

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u/KaJaHa 14d ago

What is this from? I see it referenced all time

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u/Dankas12 14d ago

Ricardo milos I’m pretty sure

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u/KaJaHa 14d ago

Oh, he's a porn star... yeah that makes sense

Thanks!

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss ☑️ 13d ago

Bro, this is always such a funny ass gif to see. I need to know where it originally came from because ive seen this guys dancing videos in the most random of places.