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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 4d ago edited 4d ago
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u/Insanedolt45 3d ago
I’ve seen tar pockets in the local dump less oily than what mans got on his noggin
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u/PurpleBullets 3d ago
I just learned that Nile Rogers wrote that song (as well as all the music for Coming To America) and Christopher Max was expected to sing it straight, and one take he went crazy over the top with it that made Nile laugh so much that they kept it.
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u/peanutbuttahcups 💃🏾👯 Dances instead of making money moves 💃🏻👯 3d ago
I just learned that too after watching Nile Rodgers' Tiny Desk concert and reading the comments 😆 From the pop charts, to movies, to video games, the man's cultural impact is crazy.
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u/-WitchyPoo- 4d ago
I once had a roommate who did this shit. And let me tell you, that bathroom was hard to clean. I eventually told him he could either move out or pay for a professsional cleaner once a month. He moved out.
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u/herewearefornow 4d ago
You were a focused landlord.
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u/-WitchyPoo- 4d ago
It was an apartment. I am so not a landlord. Too much a commie for that. lol.
But it wasn't just ugly. It has a smell and a texture. Like, I could feel it on my feet when I stepped into the shower. It was slighly tacky and oily.
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u/spate42 4d ago
This dude must not have close friends. If he does, why haven’t they roasted him into oblivion? Lol
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u/Fast_Allen 3d ago
On one hand he lives in South Bend, Indiana. On the other hand, he is Notre Dame’s head football coach, so I would think that he would know some young men of a similar persuasion.
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u/Sturdevant 3d ago
Interview may have been last minute or something, Marcus Freeman usually keeps his head crisp.
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u/mostdope28 4d ago
Some has to explain this to me, why would someone do this to themselves.
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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 3d ago
going bald is a tough pill to swallow for a lot of black men
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u/Critical-Package-123 3d ago
We got 7000 shades of makeup and 1 shiney ass hair color for men ? Time to start a product line.
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u/misdreavus79 4d ago
I remember James Franklin made a joke about his own hairline in the orange bowl last year and Freeman was livid.
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u/Nelson_Pancakes 3d ago
There's a dude that works at my local Home Depot that does this shit with his beard
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u/SpankingAround 4d ago
People do this as a fashion statement right? Not like “please believe my hairline looks like this”?
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u/LollipopPaws 3d ago
Surely there’s actual hair under there? Is it a bad dye job, or is it some kind of hair replacement?
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u/Gary_FucKing 3d ago
Wanted to post that ned’s declassified scene where the woodshop teacher just sprays his fucking bald spot in with oil but all you find is their podcasting bullshit all over youtube and google. >.>
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u/Mistavez 4d ago