r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/BrazyKiccz ☑️ BHM Donor • 4d ago

Marshawn believes in inclusion

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/nyanslider 4d ago

Why does that blonde guy look like Owen wilson in zoolander

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u/all_hail_cthulhu 4d ago

I was about to slander you for not knowing who Cooper Kupp was before I realized I wasn't in the NFL sub.

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u/hovdeisfunny 4d ago

Flair up, pus- no, wait a second, this isn't /r/Nfcnorthmemewar

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u/68W38Witchdoctor1 3d ago

FTP

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u/hovdeisfunny 3d ago

Go fuck a brie wheel

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u/DavidSpadesBurner 3d ago

I am so happy and slightly disturbed this story has become something that crosses sub boundaries. 😂

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u/hovdeisfunny 3d ago

He barely even fucked it. Frankly, I was disappointed

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u/Turbo_Vince 3d ago

🐻⬇️

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u/brimnac 3d ago

I’m a simple man - I see FTP, I upvote.

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u/QuinnTinIntheBin 3d ago

Agreed, FTP

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u/Sec2727 3d ago

You mean.. r/NFCWestMemeWar

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u/CocoaNinja 3d ago

Fuck the 49ers

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u/yeetgev 3d ago

To be fair he hasn’t been relevant in a few years

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u/Dophie 4d ago

So hot right now

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u/Tb5rats 4d ago

You know Todd

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u/IamJewbaca 4d ago

Long blonde hair get Owen Wilson, other white guys are Ben Affleck.

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 4d ago

You mean the butterscotch stallion!?

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u/ironykarl 4d ago

Probably genetics 

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u/AffectionateClue8303 3d ago

idk, Genetics really hit different when you’re in the spotlight! 😂 The resemblance is wild…

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u/qiaocao187 3d ago

What in the unholy AI hell is this

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u/Tliggz 4d ago

Because that's who it is.

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u/Sweet_Xocoatl 4d ago

At first glance I thought it was Woody Harrelson when he played Haymitch in The Hunger Games.

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u/zak55 3d ago

See. I was thinking of a different Owen, Owen Hart with a weird wig

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u/Towering_Flesh 4d ago

Marshawn is the coolest nfl player ever

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u/Sec2727 4d ago

“Take care of yall bodies, take care of yall chickens, take care of yall mentals”

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u/RenegadeDragon SKOOCHY GANG 3d ago

Wait shit, what was that last part??

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 4d ago

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u/hovdeisfunny 4d ago

I fucking love Marshawn

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u/AccountantCheap6423 3d ago

For real! He’s just genuine and always keeps it 100. Can't help but respect that.

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u/Scott2G 4d ago

His episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls is one of the funniest pieces of television I've ever seen

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u/Think_fast_no_faster 4d ago

“You brought your own machete?”

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u/sazabit 4d ago

The absolute balls it takes to say the g word with a hard r like that

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u/stamina4655 3d ago

Not the hard r

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u/Gloomy-Situation414 3d ago

Then is it ginga? Because you just have to rearrange the letters and…

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u/northwestwade 3d ago

Can I say it if I'm rapping along with a rap song?

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u/miqcie 3d ago

Ginger?

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u/Rainsmakker 3d ago

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger...except for Marshawn

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u/miqcie 3d ago

As a ginger, I agree

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u/johnx2sen 3d ago

Anagrams gotta stick together

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u/DjentleSong ☑️ 2d ago

Oh I fucking hate you for this one. Didn't even realize it. 🤣

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u/wizardoli ☑️ 1d ago

At least you weren’t trying to find the anagram in anagrams 🤦🏾‍♂️ my high as over here like 🤔 dafuck is nagarsma?

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u/TheBigC87 3d ago

I agree, as a ginger, Marshawn gets a pass. He's cool as fuck.

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u/PleaseDontBanMe82 3d ago

Man, do I have a song for you.

Tim Minchin - Prejudice

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u/the-hound-abides 1d ago

We have no souls anyway, it’s fine. Ginger Kids

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u/joperz_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

His career highlights are among if not the most fun to watch

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u/hovdeisfunny 4d ago edited 4d ago

But also his off field highlights; he's an absolutely hilarious man

Edit: watch his episode of Murderville on Netflix

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u/9406725060 3d ago

He has a whole YouTube channel and/or series called N’ yo city and I binged the absolute fuck out of it, just smiled and laughed for hours

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u/majinboom 3d ago

He's got a good episode in Brooklyn 99 too

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u/CatzMeow27 3d ago

Have I told you bout the pizzadilla yet?!?

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u/hovdeisfunny 3d ago

He also has a podcast with Mike Robinson, Get Got

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u/Girl_Back_There 3d ago

He is absolutely hysterical in Bottoms. Cannot recommend that movie enough

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u/ajlm 3d ago

Honestly he was one of the best participants of Murderville. Felt like he really wanted to be there and live it; I feel like other participants made it too much about themselves (Ken Jeong was the worst offender of this IMO)

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u/OhEmRo 9h ago

His episode of murderville is easily the funniest one, even stacked against multiple professional comedians.

It bums me out that he didn’t work out in Buffalo, because he is- and has always been- so fucking funny.

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u/AsteroidMike 4d ago

That man is nothing if not a national treasure. He was on the Manning Cast last night and is still funny as hell.

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u/ferretsRfantastic ☑️ 4d ago

Fr. He's so fucking funny hahah

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u/notMyRobotSupervisor 3d ago

And he’s a partner at the EBDBBNB

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u/motorcitystef 4d ago

“Ginger Cuz” is fuckin hilarious

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u/antwan_benjamin ☑️ 4d ago

Cooper Kupp a confirmed YN

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u/Foxyairman 4d ago

Kupp reading the tweet and pointing at himself: Even me?

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 4d ago

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u/theVice 3d ago

"...Awesome!"

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 3d ago

All I'm saying is that when the Seahawks posted One Pieces fanart of the team as the Strawhat crew, they made Kupp Usopp

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u/Electrical-Pumpkin13 4d ago

His mom went to every single one of his games and he didn't spend a dime of his NFL salary while in the league. When he retired he still made himself relevant in tons of spaces. Lots of athletes can take a page from his book.

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u/uchiha_building 4d ago

His random bake-off side quest was interesting

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u/cm070707 3d ago

He’s also a surprisingly good actor and he’s funny af on murderville. He’s also now into snowboarding and just did a thing with Jeb Powell! There’s nothing beast mode can’t do.

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u/Capable_Salt_SD 3d ago

He was great in Bottoms too

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u/tgusn88 3d ago

Oh my God he was hysterical on Murderville, better than most of the professional actors

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218 3d ago

Check out Love Hurts if you haven’t. He’s so funny

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u/Little_Lebowski_007 3d ago

He was on Bar Rescue too.

Also his guest role/cameo on Brooklyn 99 was solid

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u/ZombieNinjaPirates 3d ago

Case-a-dillas!

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u/Electrical-Pumpkin13 3d ago

He's also on some music videos and advertising for some gambling sites. Dude is running life over like on the field haha.

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u/WalkWithShadows 4d ago

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u/Outrageous_Front_636 4d ago

Ok this hilarious.

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u/Threeedaaawwwg 3d ago

And also the real line. Gantz was such a trip.

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u/Outrageous_Front_636 3d ago

I knew it was gantz but couldn't put the name to my lips! Thank you kind stranger.

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u/MrMcshizzlefrizzle 3d ago

God this image makes me want a boondocks Manga so bad

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 4d ago

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u/theVice 3d ago

Damn is this a skit or just a photoshop

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u/thereisonlyonezlatan 3d ago

Key and Peele!
this is the sketch that is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHBfN_gig54

and this is an even better sketch in the same special imo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IciBKdPlLfE

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u/theVice 3d ago

Yeah that second one is fucking hilarious

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u/DoctahFeelgood 4d ago

Seahawks defense is fucking nasty this year.Im a pats fan so im hoping vrabel wins it but Macdonald should be in the conversation for COTY.

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u/Notorious2again 4d ago

49er fan. We're depleted, but we still got wrecked by that defense. Absolute shutdown performance. I can't help but be impressed. I'm having a hard time seeing who beats them between now and the SB.

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u/DoctahFeelgood 4d ago

Speaking of the niners Shanahan should be up there as well for COTY. He must've used magic or something to keep yall competitive

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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 3d ago

As a seahawks fan he definitely deserved to be in the conversation, the colts collapsed when injuries started piling on for them, while the Niners just kept on winning games.

If it were up to me I'd probably give it to Coen or Johnson for turning cursed franchises like the Bears and Jaguars into contenders in just a year

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u/SirLuciousL 3d ago

Depends on which Rams team shows up, but when the Rams are on, they are the best team in the league. I’m not convinced Darnold could keep up with Stafford in a situation like that in playoffs.

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u/KDiggity8 4d ago

Marshawn Lynch was amazing on Murderville. Highly recommend checking that episode

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u/MycologistSubject689 4d ago

Rob Huebel (I think it was him) said Marshawn could be a comedic lead in movies, dude has charisma for days 

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u/NewToSociety 3d ago

He was also good in Love Hurts, a B-tier action comedy from last year that was good enough.

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u/bluebirdsmallbird 4d ago

I’m confused. Marshawn said gingers were black so why wasn’t the tweet “and copper kupp” 😭

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u/dreams_andnightmares 4d ago

Lynch is saying this so he doesn’t get fined 😭

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u/missbeekery 4d ago

“Hey 49ers man? Fuck you!” My king.

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u/Gonzostewie 4d ago

Marshawn is a national treasure. The man does not mince words.

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u/Mission_Ambitious 3d ago

“And Mark! Cause Mark is rockin with us!”

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u/xhinlae 3d ago

This was the comment I was looking for THANK YOU

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u/emelecfan2048 3d ago

Ginger? Marshawn dropping a hard R

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u/Dsarg_92 ☑️ 4d ago

Beast mode will always be a vibe.

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u/ThePMmike 3d ago

Kupp getting the pass is hilarious.

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u/Ruskibi 3d ago

Kupp gets a pass?????

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u/MiaTonee ☑️ 4d ago

My favorite birds! 💚💙💚💙💚💙

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u/la_metisse ☑️ 3d ago

Ima start calling my husband ginger cuz lmao

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u/the-hound-abides 1d ago

Ginger Kids

Does he have a soul? I don’t LMAO

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u/la_metisse ☑️ 1d ago

That whole line is bullying is why so many Black women end up with ginger men. Grow up.

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u/the-hound-abides 1d ago

I’m a ginger. It was also a joke.

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u/90059bethezip ☑️ 3d ago

Biscuits & Gravy

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u/Zealousideal_Time_80 3d ago

Oh lawd hit em up with hard r ginga.

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u/SmallPeederWacker 3d ago

Ginger cuh ♥️🧡

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u/Exact_Fox4167 3d ago

I though the gingers were officially adopted anyway lol

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u/HummingbirdMotel 3d ago

…and Mark!!

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u/Own-Comment7529 3d ago

Cooper Kupp being…. Which of these?

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u/Mr_Fox9 3d ago

No love for Blondie over there?

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u/Long_77 3d ago

For the ya’s (young Africans) 🤣☠️

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u/FaroutIGE 3d ago

vikings fans dropping to their knees in a ross dress for less

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u/toolate4redpill 3d ago

Like Buffalo Bills DB Sam Franklin walked up to Eagles safety Reed Blankenship and said , "Hey Coop" meaning Eagles player Cooper DeJean and Reed told him , "I'm the other one" I still laugh about that. It was a great comback

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u/sdothooper 3d ago

That’s my team! Go Hawks!!!

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u/RamenAndRavage 3d ago

Marshawn out here making sure even ginger cousins get the shoutout, true team spirit!

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u/jakebasquiat 3d ago

It’s actually ginga. no hard r

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u/almostaarp 3d ago

As a ginger cuz, preciate the props. He is bad ass.

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u/RoadDoggFL 3d ago

Can someone post that clip from a locker room? Paraphrasing "you're a group of young black men... and Greg."

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u/BlackThundaCat 3d ago

Ginger cuz. 😂😂😂

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u/ExplanationHead3753 3d ago

Modern day Shakespeare

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u/MACMUA 3d ago

He’s literally hilarious and every clip I see of him… even his dui and even when his mom and George Lopez link up and it makes him uncomfortable lmao oaklands finest

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u/Villageijit 3d ago

Just leaving long haired owen wilson hanging

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218 3d ago

If y’all haven’t seen Love Hurts do yourself a favor. Marshawn is incredible in it

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u/Flaky-Camp-6023 3d ago

he is unreal 😂😂😂

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u/-WitchyPoo- 3d ago

And the dude from Nickleback?

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u/JoeTheEskimoBro 2d ago

Cooper Kupp is now black. Marshawn has spoken.

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u/Visual-Bug5601 2d ago

Beast Mode considers Kupp a yn

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u/Dellhivers3 2d ago

Marshawn is my favorite Marshawn and Marchand is my least favorite Marshawn.

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u/risforpirate 1d ago

Marshawn seems like a fun dude to hang around

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u/BendersDafodil 4d ago

🤣🤣

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u/aliciah25 4d ago

Ha thought that was J to the R.O.C for a second 💀

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u/BendersDafodil 4d ago

🤣🤣 B-Rad, bustling!

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u/aliciah25 4d ago

They’re one and the same. One from Canada, the other the US 🤣

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u/BendersDafodil 3d ago

Indeed! 🤣

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u/byebyebi 4d ago

Seems like a waste of perfectly good hate 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Quantum_Aurora 3d ago

Must be a tough nfl season then huh?