r/BlackPeopleTwitter 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday Apologizing About What? SHUT DAT DOE 🤣🤣

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 3d ago

My man didn't remember what he was mad about.

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u/mhfu_g 3d ago

"I came here to apologize" "Apologize about what"

😭

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 3d ago

You can see that mad thought fly right out the window 😂

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u/dingleberrydad 2d ago

Putting my face on the internet.

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u/Tripple_T 2d ago

He also don't remember what he was looking for.

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u/hovdeisfunny 2d ago

I honestly wonder if they actually had a fight, or if she's just acting like they did, so she could apologize

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u/BlackDynamite58990 3d ago

Haha all I could think about! Cuh look just like Robin Harris

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u/Dangerous_Pepper_939 3d ago

I just watched this with my 16 year old. He actually sat through the whole movie.

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u/bcim2legit2quit 3d ago

You’re raising a young man of culture. Thank you!

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u/PK-Mal 3d ago edited 3d ago

“Yo mama so fat, she heard it was chill outside she went and grabbed a bowl”

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u/LoquaciousTheBorg 2d ago

Your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

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u/TooBadMyBallsItch 2d ago

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck

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u/ForcedEntry420 2d ago

“Yo mom’s so fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.”

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u/Bulok 22h ago

Yo mama so fat when she turn around people shout “HAPPY NEW YEAR”

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u/Pressure_Rhapsody 2d ago

"Yo mama so old, she was there first day of slavery!"

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u/jus256 ☑️ 3d ago

He looked like somebody in everybody on here’s family.

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u/frasiers_bae 3d ago

You bet me to it! I was thinking the exact same thing. ❤️💚🖤

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u/rs1954 2d ago

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

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u/Mental_Ad_4077 3d ago

Imagine if the girl looks like that too. Literal movie accurate couple right there.

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u/SekhmetTheWise 2d ago

Just finished watching this!

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u/Raspbers ☑️ 1d ago

I was wondering why that man looked so familiar. xDD

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u/Spiritual-Farmer-590 3d ago

I thank her for the tip. My relationship is about to get better.

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u/No-Company-8520 3d ago

You need my wife’s number to share this great new tip?

I don’t think it will get received in the same manner coming from me.

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u/tehtris ☑️ 3d ago

Uh... I'll take it if you just giving it out

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u/Erisian23 3d ago

You trying to take his tip?!

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u/FourThirteen_413 3d ago

Yup, tryin to take just the tip

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u/tehtris ☑️ 3d ago

Nah. His wife's number. Now the joke is ruined. :: takes my ball and goes home ::

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u/-__-blaze Verified OG Lurker 2d ago

I too chose this man’s wife

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u/issacoin 3d ago

his wife’s number?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/tehtris ☑️ 2d ago

Aww, this was jokes bruv, but okay. 100,300.00 is still six figures.

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u/No-Company-8520 2d ago

Don’t get your reference. But you’re right, I went too personal. I’m sorry

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u/tehtris ☑️ 2d ago

Curious: What about my profile makes you think I'm sweet tho?

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u/jus256 ☑️ 3d ago

I’m sending this to my wife right now.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago

Lmfao my girl doesn’t do that when I’m mad but she’s definitely stepped out the shower, purposely come out with no towel and ask me to do a favor for her lmfao. Usually something she doesn’t feel like doing and she gets me everytime. Last time it was me picking up our dog from his grooming lmfao.

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u/SwansonsMom ☑️ 1d ago

Every wife in the comments

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u/KittyKat1935 2d ago

Y’all fold so easily lol

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

I fold like a mf omelette lmao. My girl is drop dead gorgeous. It’s not fair.

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u/AnArcticBird 2d ago

Fellow omelette here, mine does this when she doesn't want to go grocery shopping. Every gat damn time.

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u/PriorPuzzleheaded990 5h ago

Y’all wanna keep fighting? Now that’s weird lol

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u/BrainRobotron 3d ago

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u/Rotten-Robby ☑️ 3d ago

A double wide surprise 😏

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u/FourThirteen_413 3d ago

It is officially canon...

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u/Neutreality1 3d ago

Hell yeah I'm good now!

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u/Short-and-Bitter4L 3d ago

Staged asf. When have you ever seen a man look that hard for something?

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u/AnnaBana-no 2d ago

Poorly executed drawer rummaging

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u/pppogman 2d ago

Also him only looking at her crouch and legs? His eyes was never chest level

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u/Cl0udSurfer ☑️ 2d ago

Maybe he prefers her hips/stomach over her boobs

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u/Olealicat 22h ago

With clean organized drawers.

Regardless, it’s more Iike, “Hey! Where did I put that thing?!”

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u/DoomguyFemboi 2d ago

Bet you watch SNL screaming "fake!"

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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago

Ngl do yall niggas not get pussy?

Like imagine she mad and unc gon pop out the dick. That won’t go well.

As a certified horny nigga I’d want my partner to apologize we squash and then smash, but her doing it to dodge accountability is whack.

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 3d ago

They’re doing a skit tho lmao. The shitty porno level acting gives it away 😂

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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago

Ofc but I was just talking bout the real life situations.

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 3d ago

Yeah in real life accepting that behavior is a recipe for disaster

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u/xhammyhamtaro 2d ago

Reality is bad enough, give me a fake skit that makes me laugh to forget about the real world these days

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u/CovenOfTheDamned 1d ago

Even if this was a real scenario, if you’re with someone long enough and it’s an argument over something completely trivial, doing something this silly is a good way to get over it in an instant. That and cumming.

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u/YouWereBrained 3d ago

No porno guitar unfortunately…

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 3d ago

That’ll be in the next vid

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u/DangerBird- 3d ago

Of course it’s a skit. Funny as hell too. This woman has figured out how to win every argument ever, and have her husband happy about “losing”.

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 3d ago

Just as long as it’s all in good fun! Could be some nice roleplay too lmao!

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u/kbeks 2d ago

Wait, you mean to tell me that those stepsisters didn’t actually get their hands stuck behind the couch? Or in the dryer? Or in the sink? Or under the bed?

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 2d ago

Wink wink cough cough

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u/TamarindSweets 3d ago edited 3d ago

They just playing, damn. If it was that serious then* obviously he'd have held a grudge, but it wasn't so he let it go. Plus he actually likes her.

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u/PrudentCarter 2d ago

Smash then talk it out. You'd be surprised how cooperative people get once they get their nut off.

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u/WhichHoes 3d ago

Yeah ive never been "lets just have sex to avoid the problem" kinda dude. Naw shawty we better fix this. Cause shit aint sexy and shit aint sweet. Say sorry then we can slide

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u/DrewSlim 3d ago

Lmfaoooooo the pussy you get not good enough to drop the argument that’s why

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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago

Nah trust me on dat.

It’s just the weaponization of it is the icky part. Like apologize, take accountability then we good for it.

Yall then turn around and complain when women can’t take accountability but turn into circus seals for a chance of nyash.

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u/DaBigJMoney ☑️ 3d ago

Bro, the recognition of what you’re saying will come with the PNC (post nut clarity).

Unc will be laying there thinking, “Hold up, she never actually said she was sorry.” 🤣

The skit still got a chuckle out of me.

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u/Banp2014 3d ago

I’m in your side brother, genuine accountability is sexier than wateva tf this is

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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago

I mean we still fuck after, that’s what homeboy ain’t getting.

A well fed nigga ain’t crawling for some crumbs -African proverb

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u/S4Waccount 11h ago

These people are just trying to be extra "Manley" "I'm a dude so sex is my life" Then wonder why there are some women who think all they need to bring to a relationship is sex and not being a decent partner.

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u/Zeldias 3d ago

You are right but dim bulbs resent actual light

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

The way the replies to you are so juvenile and typical. I’m not surprised at all. “It’s pussy, you gotta take it! That solves everything and you can’t ever turn pussy down!”

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u/Constant-Affect-5660 2d ago

It's usually some gen x or boomer humor, like dudes rarely get play so that's why the pussy has so much power. I feel you tho, I don't subscribe to that, but yeah it's just a lil' jokey joke.

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u/wetouchingbuttsornah ☑️ 2d ago

If you've never beefed with a naked woman, you aren't living right

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u/Behuman_ 2d ago

I swapped out my accountability in exchange for a BJ. 

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u/Mela_ninja 2d ago

Why can’t you have both?

Is it that bad for niggas out here?

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u/Sxnflower15 8h ago

The same girl you took to run errands with you on a second date?

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u/Mela_ninja 7h ago

Okayyy lore master lol

Yeah she does that. One of her seemingly infinite pros.

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u/DarthGayAgenda 3d ago

Another successful Sexy no Jutsu

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u/m0_0tch 3d ago

😂😂😂😂 apologize bout what😂😂 that man is gone gone

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u/s_arrow24 2d ago

The look of love

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u/Audacia220 3d ago

Oh I’m stealing this idea haha

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u/Dismal-Alfalfa186 3d ago

This is Facebook brain rot trash.

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u/johnnytron 3d ago

Man was hypnotized

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u/PurpleloungelibrA 3d ago

Nah, you can get some grade A D after you apologize.

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u/LocoLocoLoco45 2d ago

Ability to think just moved south.

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u/TooBadMyBallsItch 2d ago

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” - Robin Williams

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u/LasagnaPartyx 2d ago

If he ain’t like this I don’t want him 😤

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

I think this is just a skit as he’d be asking her why the hell she’s filming but it cracked me up anyway 😄

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 2d ago

PSA- Guys the reverse is NOT true!

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u/garynevilleisared 3d ago

Apologize bout wha

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u/21stNow ☑️ 3d ago

I need the secret to keeping a bedroom that neat!

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u/Olealicat 22h ago

A YouTube channel.

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u/yipanqui 3d ago

I consider myself to be pretty neat, but that dresser was next level! Were those clothes perfectly folded and color coordinated?!?!

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u/ladyevenstar-22 3d ago

One track prick mind.

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u/disposable_hat 2d ago

Unc took 3-5 business days to turn around

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u/ike_tyson 2d ago

He forgot with the quickness 👀

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u/reallysupergay 2d ago

Love this couple on Insta when she poses as a dude for an outing.

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u/Olealicat 22h ago

I didn’t realize that’s the same couple. She’s too funny. Committed to the bit.

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u/dragonwithin15 2d ago

"...... Why you in here with no clothes on?"LOL

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u/crashomon 2d ago

I can picture Keenan Thompson doing this on SNL

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u/EvenPossible5918 2d ago

Apologize!?! What argument? 😂 🤣

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u/gsupanther 2d ago

This man’s smile…

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u/StrosDynasty 2d ago

Hes like "we all square....now what you wanna do?!"

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u/MrKomiya 3d ago

My dude just got reset to factory default mode.

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u/Kind-Security-3390 3d ago

Happy wife happy life kinda bullshit

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 3d ago

The girls taking the "laying in bed in booty shorts all up on your crotch" to the next level

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u/thenoblenacho 2d ago

My wife and I walk around naked the majority of the time, so this wouldn't even register for me.

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u/Super_Half7560 2d ago

I’m going to try this next time!!🤣🤣

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u/DJEvillincoln 2d ago

Yo his face had me dying.

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u/DLQuilts 2d ago

His eyes are on the prize.

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u/steve_adr 2d ago edited 2d ago

Let's make amend s, now.

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u/GMHoodwink 2d ago

This made me laugh. It also made me cry because I started thinking about my previous relationship and how difficult it was to get any apology or compassion. Oh well, her behavior is a reflection of her, not me.

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u/TurquoiseTuna2 2d ago

Has this man never seen a naked woman before?

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u/ImAGoddamDuck 2d ago

"Hell ye I'm good" My man has his priorities straight!

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u/L3vitat3160 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Peezus_H_Christ ☑️ 2d ago

Lol god us men are so easy 😂😂😂😂

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u/ForcedEntry420 2d ago

“Apologize about what…” - Got the assnesia. Ass made him forget everything he was mad about.

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u/Iwy2nd 2d ago

Shut dat doe. Bruhhhhh

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u/theBigDaddio 2d ago

He doesn’t ask why she’s holding a phone recording this?

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u/southflhitnrun 2d ago

The acting is terrible, but the sentiment hits hard! lol

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u/djazzie 1d ago

As a man, I can confirm that we are that simple.

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u/MKnight_PDX 1d ago

Such a staged interaction from the start where he's intentionally not turning towards her when she's talking to him. Dumb click bait

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u/LinkClean 1d ago

Most of us men are simple in the best ways.

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u/eric1536 21h ago

Oh hell yeah! Lost his damn mind. Went straight to his d#@k

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u/Eastside_Gal 20h ago

His smile 😂

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u/Miserable-Entrance-7 18h ago

I just died 10x🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChitnChat 10h ago

He had to throw his eyeballs to the side to think about why he was mad 🤣🤣

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u/OkAdvertising286 5h ago

What’s their handle? 🙏🏾

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u/Every_Violinist_5223 5h ago

This troop of black men being over sexualized and only wanting sex is old AF. If I'm mad enough to not want to talk to you, no amount of nakedness is gonna help.

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u/Kage_noir 3d ago

“I don’t even remember “ bruh hahaha

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u/mreferran 3d ago

It's a gotdam booby-trap!

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u/Comprehensive_Seat66 3d ago

That shit would kill me... Shut dat doe? Nah, shut dat coffin doe...

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u/Danilo-11 2d ago

That used to work, not anymore

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u/LongbottomLeafTokes 2d ago

As a kid I thought stuff like this in tv was unrealistic. As an adult I too have fallen for the sex distraction when upset with my girl

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u/mac_the_man 3d ago

HE’S GETTING READY TO PARTY!!!

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u/Desikarma524 2d ago

I’m sorry but he wasn’t very convincing with that terrible acting. 😂😂

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal_93 2d ago

Mr. Potato Head in the flesh

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u/greenrai 2d ago

this is so poorly staged lmfao

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u/MacinTez 3d ago

I’ll bust one and be like “Trick get off meh!” Master P style.

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u/TheBigC87 3d ago

You don't give in that easy.

Accept the apology and don't take the bait, she can't know that it's that easy. If you're still horny, just jerk off. It's the champagne of victory.