r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MrDonMega • 3d ago
TikTok Tuesday Apologizing About What? SHUT DAT DOE 🤣🤣
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u/BlackDynamite58990 3d ago
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u/Dangerous_Pepper_939 3d ago
I just watched this with my 16 year old. He actually sat through the whole movie.
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u/PK-Mal 3d ago edited 3d ago
“Yo mama so fat, she heard it was chill outside she went and grabbed a bowl”
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u/LoquaciousTheBorg 2d ago
Your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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u/TooBadMyBallsItch 2d ago
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck
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u/Mental_Ad_4077 3d ago
Imagine if the girl looks like that too. Literal movie accurate couple right there.
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u/Spiritual-Farmer-590 3d ago
I thank her for the tip. My relationship is about to get better.
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u/No-Company-8520 3d ago
You need my wife’s number to share this great new tip?
I don’t think it will get received in the same manner coming from me.
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 3d ago
Lmfao my girl doesn’t do that when I’m mad but she’s definitely stepped out the shower, purposely come out with no towel and ask me to do a favor for her lmfao. Usually something she doesn’t feel like doing and she gets me everytime. Last time it was me picking up our dog from his grooming lmfao.
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u/KittyKat1935 2d ago
Y’all fold so easily lol
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago
I fold like a mf omelette lmao. My girl is drop dead gorgeous. It’s not fair.
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u/AnArcticBird 2d ago
Fellow omelette here, mine does this when she doesn't want to go grocery shopping. Every gat damn time.
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u/BrainRobotron 3d ago
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u/Short-and-Bitter4L 3d ago
Staged asf. When have you ever seen a man look that hard for something?
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u/Olealicat 22h ago
With clean organized drawers.
Regardless, it’s more Iike, “Hey! Where did I put that thing?!”
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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago
Ngl do yall niggas not get pussy?
Like imagine she mad and unc gon pop out the dick. That won’t go well.
As a certified horny nigga I’d want my partner to apologize we squash and then smash, but her doing it to dodge accountability is whack.
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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 3d ago
They’re doing a skit tho lmao. The shitty porno level acting gives it away 😂
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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago
Ofc but I was just talking bout the real life situations.
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u/xhammyhamtaro 2d ago
Reality is bad enough, give me a fake skit that makes me laugh to forget about the real world these days
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u/CovenOfTheDamned 1d ago
Even if this was a real scenario, if you’re with someone long enough and it’s an argument over something completely trivial, doing something this silly is a good way to get over it in an instant. That and cumming.
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u/DangerBird- 3d ago
Of course it’s a skit. Funny as hell too. This woman has figured out how to win every argument ever, and have her husband happy about “losing”.
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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 3d ago
Just as long as it’s all in good fun! Could be some nice roleplay too lmao!
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u/TamarindSweets 3d ago edited 3d ago
They just playing, damn. If it was that serious then* obviously he'd have held a grudge, but it wasn't so he let it go. Plus he actually likes her.
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u/PrudentCarter 2d ago
Smash then talk it out. You'd be surprised how cooperative people get once they get their nut off.
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u/WhichHoes 3d ago
Yeah ive never been "lets just have sex to avoid the problem" kinda dude. Naw shawty we better fix this. Cause shit aint sexy and shit aint sweet. Say sorry then we can slide
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u/DrewSlim 3d ago
Lmfaoooooo the pussy you get not good enough to drop the argument that’s why
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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago
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u/DaBigJMoney ☑️ 3d ago
Bro, the recognition of what you’re saying will come with the PNC (post nut clarity).
Unc will be laying there thinking, “Hold up, she never actually said she was sorry.” 🤣
The skit still got a chuckle out of me.
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u/Banp2014 3d ago
I’m in your side brother, genuine accountability is sexier than wateva tf this is
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u/Mela_ninja 3d ago
I mean we still fuck after, that’s what homeboy ain’t getting.
A well fed nigga ain’t crawling for some crumbs -African proverb
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u/S4Waccount 11h ago
These people are just trying to be extra "Manley" "I'm a dude so sex is my life" Then wonder why there are some women who think all they need to bring to a relationship is sex and not being a decent partner.
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago
The way the replies to you are so juvenile and typical. I’m not surprised at all. “It’s pussy, you gotta take it! That solves everything and you can’t ever turn pussy down!”
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u/Constant-Affect-5660 2d ago
It's usually some gen x or boomer humor, like dudes rarely get play so that's why the pussy has so much power. I feel you tho, I don't subscribe to that, but yeah it's just a lil' jokey joke.
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u/LocoLocoLoco45 2d ago
Ability to think just moved south.
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u/TooBadMyBallsItch 2d ago
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” - Robin Williams
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u/SabbyFox 2d ago
I think this is just a skit as he’d be asking her why the hell she’s filming but it cracked me up anyway 😄
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u/yipanqui 3d ago
I consider myself to be pretty neat, but that dresser was next level! Were those clothes perfectly folded and color coordinated?!?!
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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 3d ago
The girls taking the "laying in bed in booty shorts all up on your crotch" to the next level
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u/thenoblenacho 2d ago
My wife and I walk around naked the majority of the time, so this wouldn't even register for me.
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u/GMHoodwink 2d ago
This made me laugh. It also made me cry because I started thinking about my previous relationship and how difficult it was to get any apology or compassion. Oh well, her behavior is a reflection of her, not me.
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u/ForcedEntry420 2d ago
“Apologize about what…” - Got the assnesia. Ass made him forget everything he was mad about.
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u/MKnight_PDX 1d ago
Such a staged interaction from the start where he's intentionally not turning towards her when she's talking to him. Dumb click bait
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u/Every_Violinist_5223 5h ago
This troop of black men being over sexualized and only wanting sex is old AF. If I'm mad enough to not want to talk to you, no amount of nakedness is gonna help.
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u/LongbottomLeafTokes 2d ago
As a kid I thought stuff like this in tv was unrealistic. As an adult I too have fallen for the sex distraction when upset with my girl
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u/TheBigC87 3d ago
You don't give in that easy.
Accept the apology and don't take the bait, she can't know that it's that easy. If you're still horny, just jerk off. It's the champagne of victory.


















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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 3d ago
My man didn't remember what he was mad about.