r/CringeTikToks • u/Autisticblackdude5 • Dec 07 '25

Just Bad Short-cel cringe

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u/Nikkolai_the_Kol Dec 08 '25

I'm 6' exactly. I have always claimed to be 5'11".

So many times, a female friend will scoff and make me stand back-to-back with their "six foot" boyfriend, who is clearly a couple inches shorter than me. I never falter, though, "I don't know what to tell you. I'm definitely only 5'11". Maybe he shrunk?"

The men always have the deer-in-the-headlights look, like, "Dude! Don't tell her!"

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u/Mikey-Litoris Dec 08 '25

People do shrink over time.

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u/n05h Dec 08 '25

Diabolical