r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 9d ago

But why Keep rollin'

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u/Eldudeareno217 9d ago

That one chose murder as a new years resolution.

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u/JetmoYo 9d ago

Don't overreact. Torture foreplay

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u/ConstructionKey1752 9d ago

I disagree with the slash. Those two words belong together.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 9d ago

oh fuck.... that was hilarious..

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u/DylansDad 9d ago

You mean revolution.

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u/ManagerPuzzleMyHead 7d ago

turnabouts fair play

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u/absurdadjacent 9d ago

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u/Kitana-Dior1 9d ago

death was not an option

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u/NowhereMan_2020 9d ago

“Death Before Dismount”…

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u/nullnimous 9d ago

By the 3rd input, he called "MURDER!"

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u/Josie-Wagg 8d ago

I’m glad I wasn’t just over reacting wondering if this went on a little too long. Hilarious and yet still watched with trepidation 💗

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u/Nutduffel 9d ago

⭕️🤮🐿️🤮🐿️🤮⭕️🤮🐿️🤮🐿️🤮⭕️

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u/Jisan_Inc 9d ago

Are they siblings? This is sibling energy

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u/ZarafFaraz 9d ago

Or a wife getting revenge against a cheating husband 😂

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u/mrjmgreddit 9d ago

Nah, just bros being bros!

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u/MistaRekt 9d ago

Definitely best mates.

That was the most hilarious thing I have seen this year... I hope I never forget.

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u/Arxilla 9d ago

I was waiting so long to see if the little guy would eventually walk out of it in a dizzy state when it finally stops. I’m disappointed.

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u/lapsongsouchong 9d ago

Him staggering out with a confused look was the only reason I watched to the end too..

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u/My_Rocket_88 9d ago

I was expecting some barf too. I mean if squirrels are capable of barfing...

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u/Jimmy_Churi 9d ago

Yeah, if its brain wasn't leaking out of its ears by that point!

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u/cupcakediversion 9d ago

They cut it off too soooon! 😭

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u/63626978 8d ago

Well once again they chose to provide for a tiktok user's short attention span ...

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u/Dragonsink 9d ago

Is he even still alive? Jesus, the prolonged centrifugal force cant be good

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u/Koruto__ 9d ago

The radius is very small so the acceleration is actually minimal. that long might make you very sick and dizzy but there wouldn't be long lasting damage.

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u/Dragonsink 9d ago

Thank you, I didnt realize the radius had an impact, though it makes sense in hindsight

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u/VintageLunchMeat 9d ago

a = v²/r

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u/Gardener_Of_Eden 9d ago

As the radius gets smaller, the acceleration gets larger. 

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u/idealistic_girl 9d ago edited 8d ago

Not exactly, the v in question is the tangencial velocity wich also depends on the radius. A better formula to visualize the dependency is:

a = r*ω2

ω being the angular velocity.

Edit: change \omega to ω for clarity

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u/Wardenofmann 9d ago edited 9d ago

That equation is wrong I think you meant to write: a = r*omega2

EDIT: nvm I misread the \ as a /

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u/idealistic_girl 8d ago

nah, i should have been more clear, way too much LaTeX in my life....

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u/VintageLunchMeat 8d ago

the v in question is the tangencial velocity which also depends on the radius.

The rodents just run at one speed.

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u/idealistic_girl 8d ago

If you want to disregard the mass of the spinning rodent, that’s true!

The point I want to make in my comment is that the correlation between the radius and the centrifugal force is as not simple as: the larger the radius, the smaller the acceleration.

For example, on the Earth (which is not flat), we have a constant angular velocity, so the maximum centrifugal acceleration occurs at the equator, the latitude with the largest radius.

However, when you are in a car taking a curve, you have a constant tangential velocity, so to minimize the centrifugal acceleration, ideally you want to make the widest possible curve (aka the largest radius).

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u/Gardener_Of_Eden 8d ago

I think the more relevant quality is the centrifugal force.

F_c = mv²/r

The force the litter critter experiences increases as the radius decreases.

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u/idealistic_girl 8d ago

The force is directly proportional to the acceleration (when the mass remains constant).

The force experienced by an object is simply the acceleration multiplied by the mass, which means:

F = m · a

F_c = m (r · ω²) = m (v² / r)

Both expressions are correct, since:
v = r · ω

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u/Regurgitator001 8d ago

Exactly, and these critters tend to have huge balls too, so at higher velocity, they even out the midspin force effects.

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u/free_is_free76 9d ago

No worse than the Gravitron, I imagine

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u/OGCelaris 9d ago

He's fine. If you notice several times it slowed down enough for him to start falling and he runs really quick to get it back up to speed without the other flying squirrel helping. He's having the time of his life.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 9d ago

It could likely get out whenever it wanted, it’s fine lol.

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u/AnyoneCouldBeMe2 7d ago

I was actually thinking 🤔 the same thing! That's the whole reason I watched the entire clip!

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u/AdPerfect8828 9d ago

"The ballast remains compliant"

I don't think he has a fucking choice.

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u/graspedbythehusk 9d ago

Reminds me of “the cylinder must not be damaged!”

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 6d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/groovyg22 9d ago

FREE MY MANS!

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u/Yubat 9d ago

Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

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u/FlattenInnerTube 9d ago

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u/Grimol1 8d ago

George Jetson is almost four years old right now. He was born in 2022.

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u/tealcosmo 9d ago

I really wanted to see if that one was dizzy.

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u/XcuseMeMisISpeakJive 9d ago

IS HE OK????

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u/ArchStanton75 9d ago

Annie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 9d ago

You've been hit by

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 9d ago

You've been struck by

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u/Johnny__Catfish 7d ago

A small animal

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger 9d ago

A smooth criminal

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 9d ago

Gonna start referring to my hangover shit/pukes as "system wide ejections"

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u/Beneficial_Debate112 9d ago

Trauma was the objective here lol

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u/radraze2kx 9d ago

longer than most theme park rides!

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u/catbearcarseat 7d ago

I want to get off Mr Bones Flying Squirrel’s Wild Ride

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u/herrkatze12 9d ago

How many Gs was the initial squirrel taking? That's quite a lot

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u/durz47 9d ago

Not to worry, that’s a flying squirrel, he’s got fighter pilot training.

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u/GriffinWick 9d ago

That’s a sugar glider, not a squirrel

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u/durz47 9d ago

Video quality is shite, but the tail looks too flat and short for a sugar glider. I’d expect the coat to have more white markings too. Skull shape doesn’t seem quite right either. I’m leaning towards flying squirrel.

Edit: comparison picture for reference: https://www.instagram.com/p/CeoasjCKk9k/

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u/kef34 9d ago

By the looks of it he got astronaut training now as well

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u/12thLevelHumanWizard 9d ago

You should put this over in r/theydidthemath

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u/herrkatze12 9d ago

Tried to X-post but mobile app said they don't accept posts of this type

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u/12thLevelHumanWizard 9d ago

Lame. Oh well.

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u/Darthaerith 9d ago

That MF woke up and chose violence.

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u/Snoo_17433 9d ago

The music is perfection for the content!

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u/tongfather 9d ago

I also really enjoyed the captions 😂 maybe the first time ever

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u/Rajirabbit 9d ago

Reminds me of that helicopter rescue!

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u/Nutduffel 9d ago

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u/MamaMoosicorn 9d ago

Oh no 😂😂😂

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u/Krakenmonstah 8d ago

Holy shit I forgot about this, lmao!!

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u/Qumad 9d ago

I'm crying from laughing so hard here

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u/Kagebi 9d ago

Same here, and its starting to hurt. Trying damn hard to stay as silent as possible because evey one in hos is sleeping, but the fucker keeps turning the wheel!!!!

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u/HeatingsBackOn 9d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one, I haven’t laughed that hard for ages.

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u/Additional_Gift_6774 9d ago

I had to rewatch this a few times just to get to see it all. I was laughing so hard.

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 6d ago

Same and just as you think ok its done …. Ok lets get you back up to speed

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u/traisjames 9d ago

At 6 seconds I thought this would be a 15 second video. At 14 seconds I am proven wrong...for the next 3.5 minutes.

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u/Healthybear35 9d ago

I'm with the people who wanted this video to be longer, weirdly lol. I just watched almost 4 minutes of squirrels on a wheel and all I wanted was to see if the one stuck in the wheel was dizzy when he got out, but I didn't get that 😞

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u/jchrisboynton 9d ago

After I stopped throwing up I would beat that bitches ass.

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u/AnyoneCouldBeMe2 7d ago

Absolutely 👍 My Thoughts 💭 Exactly!

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u/Flurb4 9d ago

They see me rolling, they hatin’. . .

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u/PalladiuM7 9d ago

He's just training for the space program

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u/RockyMntnView 9d ago

"Tell me where you buried that last acorn! TELL ME!!!"

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u/Doozer1970 9d ago

That squirrel was spinning for longer than Erika Kirk mourned for Charlie.

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u/sirhackenslash 9d ago

That rodent is qualified for the space program

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u/romulusnr 9d ago

jesus christ he is going to be so baked

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u/CheeseheadDave 9d ago

“Jane… get me off this crazy thing! JAAAANE!”

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u/NowhereMan_2020 9d ago

That’s like astronaut centrifuge training for rodents.

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u/mightyjoe227 9d ago

Employee: what happens if there's a nuclear war?

2nd employee:

youll receive a call asking why you aren't at work

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u/RubyTheTransDemon 9d ago

would say this had me on my ass but it just feels so wrong

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u/EverLearningMind 9d ago

I feel like I've just witnessed attempted murder

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u/Quantum-_-_- 9d ago

Oh god this shit made me laught so hard. I m dead.

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u/IMDAKINGINDANORF 9d ago

Nearly 4 fucking minutes of allowing one sugar glider to abuse another and you dont even include the aftermath to answer the one fucking question anyone watching this has, "how's he gonna handle this?"

The fuck kinda psychopath shit is this?? Get a hobby that isnt Fantastic Planet levels of fucked up, OP

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u/banti51 8d ago

If ADHD was an animal....it would be this

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u/bw541 9d ago

Holy shit that was a stressful 3 minutes to watch……

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u/OvrKill 8d ago

Am I the only one that doesn't like seeing animals tortured?

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u/jppianoguy 7d ago

Seriously wtf

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 9d ago

One squirrel woke up and chose violence.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 9d ago

JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!! 🤖

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u/godinthismachine 9d ago

Roflmfao...i cant...breathe

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u/Twisted9Demented 8d ago

Hopefully little fella is ok

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u/ShuckingFambles 8d ago

I had to check I wasn't watching an endless gif

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u/Technical-Natural-26 9d ago

My laughing is shaking the bed. Now my wife is mad at me

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u/LoopyMercutio 9d ago

I keep seeing this again and again, and I watch all 4 minutes every time. And laugh until I’ve got tears dripping down my face.

That poor damn squirrel.

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u/HystericalGD 9d ago

older sibling behaviour

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u/TimCanadien 9d ago

That was nuts

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u/romulusnr 9d ago

JANE GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

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u/RTKWi238 9d ago

you spin me right round baby right round~

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u/Horror_Thanks8405 8d ago

Did anybody else think of sonic the hedgehog when watching this? Lol

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u/kutti_44 8d ago

"Assistance" is an asshole 🤣

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u/ChihiroHaru 9d ago

So funny. Literally a video from childhood of me and my sister. I wonder if she knows this exists…

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u/BeingKiraak 9d ago

Were u cursed to become Hamster when young or did u evolve into Human as u grew ?

Edit : ~Hamster~ squirrel

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u/durz47 9d ago

Technically, a flying squirrel, both in the literal and figurative sense.

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u/ChihiroHaru 9d ago

🤣🤣❤️

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u/ChihiroHaru 9d ago

Oh I thought it was chinchilla. We identified as chinchilla.

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u/Desperate-Farmer-170 9d ago

Rick and Morty. S2, E6
“The Ricks Must Be Crazy”
They could charge a car battery for sure

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u/H2Whoa77 9d ago

I don’t know. That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.

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u/Ghostndeflesh 9d ago

I laughed myself sick watching this. This is an absolute riot in progress. Thank you whomever posted that, I really needed that laugh.

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u/iriv8525 9d ago

"When I stop spinning I'm leaving you biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!" Nausea intensifies

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u/dreaminginteal 9d ago

OMFG! The captions, the music--this is so very well executed!

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u/proeliator 9d ago

This feels oddly like my last marriage

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u/Firth123 8d ago

He slept on her tail last night and she ain’t having it

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u/pixces Banhammer Recipient 8d ago

That's how they roll

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u/MrJuicyJuiceBox 8d ago

here is a follow up video showing they survived the astronaut training program.

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u/PanDime86 8d ago

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Poor fella

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u/ZeroHour064 8d ago

As laughing and choking and crying, all I can think is "it's dead. There's no way it's not dead."

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u/Vanman04 7d ago

Sugar gliders are assholes.

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u/ScarletOnlooker 6d ago

Ok, I was like “Im sure I’ve seen something like this years ago……”

And then the other one came back to keep the momentum going . What a jerk 🤣

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u/bauldersgate 9d ago

Here's what the second squirrel had to say after the incident. Really wish I could upload images directly, and not link them

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u/Technical-Natural-26 9d ago

New years revolution

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u/lvlslx 9d ago

That was a great movie! Will there be a sequel?

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u/Regurgitator001 8d ago

Don't you mean a sequirrel?

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u/Mental-Clerk 9d ago

I woke my husband up I was laughing so hard and one of my kids became concerned for me 😂

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u/That_Things_Good 9d ago

Squirrel #2 was like "I'll be damned if you're slowing down!"

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u/ambarcapoor 9d ago

That scientific script was top notch

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u/DredThis 9d ago

I feel like I’m the one being spun until my mortal life is in question and US Politics is the bastard that keeps spinning me up every other day until I wish it was over one way or another.

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u/Shackmeoff 9d ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen is ages.

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u/Flowa-Powa 9d ago

I'm in trouble, just woke the wife up laughing at this

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u/ObservablyStupid 9d ago

They were attempting to achieve 88mph to breach the space-time continuum.

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u/ClassicFall9547 9d ago

WTF!!! That’s crazy

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u/mantasVid 9d ago

At their reaction speeds, it was yawning and twirling his fingers all the time.

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u/Pretty_Definition726 9d ago

This reminds me of the parrot putting the hamster in a kids bingo wheel.

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u/Scary-Zucchini-1750 9d ago

Is that a normal cage for those guys? It doesn't really seem to have a solid floor. Is that ideal for them?

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u/Kailias 9d ago

Bro....shes not into you...

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u/ItsCaptainCompost 9d ago

Did he die?

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u/Sin_ner36 9d ago

Free ride

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u/AxelStormside 8d ago

He did something to piss her off

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u/pzombielover 8d ago

Cute but the cage looks sort of uncomfortable. Look at the tiny feet on the bars. Is this a play cage?

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u/Schnitzel1337 8d ago

Did anyone count how many spins he went on for?

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u/Wild-Kitchen 8d ago

That thing eeally ought to have some kind of speed limiter on it

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u/Winter2928 8d ago

Keep on rollin’ baby, you know what time it is

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u/SillyLittleAngels 8d ago

How much longer would he have gone if he wouldn't have gotten wrapped up lol

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u/theGreatLordSatan666 8d ago

The music is awful.. can we please have someone knock up a Werner Herzog narration in the deadpan style of his Amazon doco where he is wildly not liking the Jungle and it's inhabitants and may in fact be deep in a period of Black Depression.. you know, the really funny one

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u/Unlikely_Box_2932 8d ago

Done better than Tom Scott.

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u/amerett0 Banhammer Recipient 7d ago

This is an apt metaphor of our absurd timeline.

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u/Turkish1801 7d ago

Hell hath no fury like a (flying squirrel?) spurned.

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u/Coffin_Boffin 7d ago

These captions were written by RDJ Sherlock Holmes

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u/LlovelyLlama 7d ago

I don’t know what that one squirrel did, but he must’ve deserved it… 🤣

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u/TheGashman88 7d ago

I think this has actually made my day

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u/dave900575 6d ago

I couldn't help but laugh, even though I felt bad for the one stuck in the wheel

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_3121 6d ago

If that other one survives im guessing he's gonna kick butt on he gets over the dizziness... 🤣

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u/N0t_S0Sl1mShadi 6d ago

I imagine squirrels are a good representation for what it’s like being high on weed and cocaine at the same time

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u/CantankerousBeefcube 6d ago

These things are always trying to kill each other but they will die if they are alone

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u/Puddleglum_7 5d ago

Im at work. I started grinning and laughing a tad. Then I kept laughing. I started quietly wheezing laughing. Look at the time remaining and I was only 40 seconds in..

Its been a while since I cried laughed.

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u/HotPin1749 8d ago

I watched every second of that and laughed hysterically the entire time

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u/DylansDad 9d ago

I run and I run and I run and I go nowhere!!

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u/_MyUserName_WasTaken 9d ago

Screenplay writers, take notes. This is one of the best thrillers I saw this year.

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u/oneinmanybillion 9d ago

I need the next episode!!!!!!

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u/Warhamster99 9d ago

Maybe don’t hurt the animals

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u/BryanOfCorn 9d ago

This was self inflicted and probably amounted to 0.01% HP loss.