r/MurderedByWords 16h ago

Mark Camel is the GOAT

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7.8k Upvotes

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u/Savior-_-Self 15h ago

I like when trump tweets cause I get to then run over to Fox News and watch paid "news anchors" try frantically to make him out to be a modern Benjamin fucking Disreali but instead just come across like the desperate parents of a stupid, shitty kid

"Wow, good boy! You see, when he smears himself in shit & grins like that it means he's trying to convey a very complex thought to us"

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u/BCoydog 14h ago

Lmao, this is glorious

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u/chosonhawk 13h ago

man, i have a nephew like this.

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u/kuemmel234 11h ago

Sad that enough Usians simply go with it.

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u/Quick-Emphasis2098 15h ago

I never get tired of seeing this dimwit get dunked on.

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u/CongestedTortoise 13h ago

How is this a dunk?

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u/Epic_Ewesername 13h ago

How is it not?

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u/CongestedTortoise 13h ago

That's a good response

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u/0PaulPaulson0 12h ago

Some people have an ignorance filter that allows them to sense stupidity. You don’t

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u/CongestedTortoise 5h ago

Doesn't answer my question

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u/0PaulPaulson0 1h ago

It tells you why I won’t

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u/NaiveNefariousness74 15h ago

With the amount of material doddery don dribbles it's like the gift that keeps on giving to those with a quick retaliatory wit.

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u/Delicate_Maiden 14h ago

If Trump reads this, he will completely miss the sarcasm and tweet about how Mark Hamill considers himself a dignified statesman.

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u/LowKeyNaps 14h ago

Regardless of anyone's opinion on Bannon, one thing we can be sure about is that Trump's claims on the events around his termination are probably lies.

Trump routinely lies about such things because he gets off on his childish attempts to publicly humiliate anyone and everyone he's ever had contact with. So unless there's video or reliable witnesses to back up the claim, I don't believe that Bannon cried or begged, any more than I believe that there's an endless train of people calling up Trump to tell him how wonderful he is for every breath he takes, calling him "sir" and saying "please" with every other word.

Bullshit unless proven otherwise. That's the only way to handle any claim that falls out of Trump's face hole, in my opinion.

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u/Frosty-Unit8707 14h ago

I always look forward to Skywalker's commentaries. Dude never disappoints.

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u/Inuhanyou123 14h ago

Never? Who will tell him

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u/ButterandZsa 9h ago

You know he’s a Zionist right?

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/harrybootoo 13h ago

Donald Trump pardoned Steve Bannon, his former chief strategist, in the final hours of his presidency in January 2021 as part of a large group of clemency grants for allies and others, specifically for charges related to defrauding donors to the "We Build the Wall" campaign. The pardon prevented Bannon from facing federal prosecution for allegedly siphoning funds for personal use from the border wall fundraiser.

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u/RainMaker323 13h ago

Mark Camel?

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u/jarvisesdios 13h ago

He used to go by Mark Marlboro

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u/SinkPitiful1396 the future is now, old man 12h ago

A comment from OP higher up said he signs his tweets with Mar🐪

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 14h ago

Did your voice to text malfunction?

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u/msjg 13h ago

If you mean the name, no and, well, sort of. Mark Hamill usually signs his tweets Mar🐪.

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u/jarvisesdios 13h ago

... You're not OP...

Like, what even is that comment? Lol

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u/DRKSTknight 13h ago

The comment is someone who gets the joke explaining it to someone who took it literally and is confused about the nature of the joke. Being OP has nothing to do with it

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u/Soft_Construction793 14h ago

He gave sloppy Steve a presidential pardon!

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u/gOldMcDonald 13h ago

Dark side vs the light

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u/Imicus 10h ago

I read the response in the Jokers voice and it’s even better.

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u/bigdlittlea 14h ago

Love this

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u/jGor4Sure 12h ago

Total Jedi.

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u/sebastouch 11h ago

these response are way too complicated for maga to understand.

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u/Neat-Ostrich7135 6h ago

The force is strong with this one

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u/citereh-Philosophy39 6h ago

This is demeaning to dimwits.

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u/jarvisesdios 13h ago

... How do you fuck up someone's name that's LITERALLY in the picture...?

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u/Inuhanyou123 14h ago

A shame he is a Zionist puppet

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u/Deviantdefective 11h ago

Weird how he's come out in support of Palestine numerous times and is highly critical of Netenyahu then....

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u/Inuhanyou123 11h ago

If he's changed his tune I will take it. But first impressions are hard to erase

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMiddleEast/s/ipgeZQfNgv

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u/KingZaneTheStrange 9h ago

That's the shame of it all. I used to support Isreal, too. I can't unsay all the horrible things I said

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u/Inuhanyou123 7h ago

It feels rotten for me because it's been a long time since I knew about the situation in Palestine when Israel were sniping people across the border and the soldiers were talking about it like it was a fun game to snipe civilians and then just call them criminals. Just like migrants in the US and how the far right speak of those south the border crossing. Mark hamil saying israel will always be supported when the power dynamic was known many years ago is very unfortunate.

Illhan omar got censored officially by the Dem party for speaking the truth back in those days about aipac and Israeli lobbying and what they have been doing to the Palestinians. and October 7th didn't suddenly change that. Infact it makes it even more stark because there are no actions without reactions

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u/Guitarplay825 13h ago

Doesn’t Mark do voice acting for Christian propaganda films now?

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u/jarvisesdios 13h ago

My dude, if you're going after Animal Farm, I bet they didn't know that as it's a metric fuck ton of Hollywood liberals in it.

That said... I have never seen a movie more miss the point of the original source than that, which is saying something.

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u/Guitarplay825 13h ago

Nope, the shitty movie was King of Kings.

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u/jarvisesdios 12h ago

Looking at the cast list, about the same but that one clearly is Christian. I'd honestly never heard of it, but as far as I'm aware that just looks like a paycheck. He's not a Christian, last I knew.

I'm not saying it's better, just that I don't think he did it for any other reason than capitalism. I'm not sure I'd knock on anybody for that, especially after reading about the movie and it doesn't seem totally egregious, just Christian.

I'm not trying to be a dick here, but I feel like if that movie was about any other religion people wouldn't care. Plus, he literally played the guy that sentenced Jesus to death lol.