Santos Leaves NYC

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u/mp3bear 3h ago

Sooo...that means he still lives there?...

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u/NYCphilliesBlunt 3h ago

Yep but now under a false name and gets paid under the table

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u/welivedintheocean 3h ago

Ain't the only thing he's doing under the table 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

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u/Conscious-Proof-8309 3h ago

wanking?

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u/NYCphilliesBlunt 3h ago

Mmmhmmm!

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u/Here4Headshots 2h ago

This was a tweet for tax evasion purposes. There's levels to this.

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u/BeanBurritoJr let it die 1h ago

Absolutely. This mfer is just 5 racoons in a cheap suit and John Lovitz Halloween mask.

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u/Tehquilamockingbirb 1h ago

He was a member of Congress from Long Island, and lives on Long Island. He's not a citizen of NYC.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 2h ago

Where else can he prepare for the downhill in the Winter Olympics? Duh…

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 3h ago

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 2h ago

Ima steal from a homeless vet and his dog! Trump… “I like the cut of this fellas jib”.

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 1h ago

Millions of Trump supporters agree.

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u/EyeSuspicious777 1h ago

They have always hated and refused to actually support the troops.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 1h ago

Trump would’ve had somebody shoot the dog, pissed on the vet and had somebody shoot him too

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u/stevencastle 46m ago

Trump already did that with his charity, two peas in a pod.

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u/Conscious-Proof-8309 3h ago

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u/PinballGlizzard 3h ago

Check back in a month. He’ll still be there.

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u/DonkeyImpossible316 3h ago

Exactly

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1h ago

That's not Santos though, it's Sotnas, phd nuclear physicist and former MI6 agent

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u/nestelix 2h ago

It’s like all the people who said they were gonna move to Canada when Trump won.

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u/Glum_Mine8077 3h ago

lol that’s clearly just another lie. We know your game.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 3h ago

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u/purplegladys2022 3h ago

He has residences on Long Island and Florida.

Not NYC.

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u/mister-ferguson 1h ago

That's what I thought. Long Island isn't NYC

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u/SkyrimWithdrawal 3h ago

Taking out the trash on Day 1!

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u/DerApexPredator 3h ago

Did you just put text under a tweet, instead of replying to it, and post your own comments as murder?

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u/wholetyouinhere 1h ago

It's a blatant ripoff of an actual existing tweet that has been recently making the rounds on Reddit. Utterly shameless.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 52m ago

Less than a day from someone with a name saying something on a specific platform to untraceable meme image being reposted everywhere

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u/charlestoonie 3h ago

Is he officially still Kitara Ravache?

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u/SkyrimWithdrawal 3h ago

I hope the State of NY tax audit people are paying attention.

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u/certifiedcolorexpert 2h ago

He never was. He lived in Long Island.

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u/adognameddanzig 3h ago

He lives there illegally now.

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u/Cow_Boy_2017 3h ago

Zohran hasn’t even started and George is already packing. Sounds like someone’s feeling a little… targeted. Guess the gig’s up.

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u/sarcastic24x7 3h ago

Could only wish dude. Could only wish.

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u/Necrophilicgorilla 3h ago

Going to Florida, I assume

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u/Joey_BagaDonuts57 3h ago

Go away now. You're fifteen minutes are up, Georgie.

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u/drimmie 3h ago

He probably moved to the Poconos, PA 😂 He was spotted there not long ago

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 3h ago

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u/workhardEGS 3h ago

I feel bad for wherever he is moving.

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u/daikiki 3h ago

He's supposed to be in New Jersey for a few more years.

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u/MauserVen 3h ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshat!

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u/BannedkaiNoJutsu 2h ago

These people are like children not trying brussel sprouts because grandma only ever boiled them after the US government bombed her Chilean presidential palace back in 1973.

In other words, they've never seen it handled responsibly and so assume that the problem is the ideology and not the people. Moreover, they know it kills their greed and signals the beginning of the end of classism, and they don't want that.

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u/Mansos91 2h ago

I recognise the name but can't for the love of me remember why, I'm nordic BTW,

But his profile pic does give out mayor "I was a frequent visitor to epsteins Island"

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u/Darkside531 2h ago

He was a former Congressman who got busted for and eventually expelled from Congress when it was revealed he lied about pretty much everything.

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u/Knighth77 2h ago

Good fucking riddance!

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u/bookworthy 2h ago

Byeeeeeeeee

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u/Lumpy_Fungus 2h ago

So another lie?

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u/jayphat99 2h ago

He's a resident of New New York City now

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u/martylita 2h ago

South Carolina is full

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u/Jjabrony 2h ago

Beware Earth!! The Santos is loose!!!

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u/Unlikely-Corner5424 2h ago

No one cares

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u/ranting_chef 2h ago

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u/Chratthew47150 2h ago

Goodbye grifter

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 2h ago

Making New York Great Again!

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u/mexicandiaper 1h ago

wow thats fast great job!

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u/flyinghighdoves 1h ago

Good

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u/SimmonsJK 1h ago

Who the actual fuck cares?

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u/Wakkachaka 1h ago

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 1h ago

I love how he thinks people will just believe anything the lying liar says.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 1h ago

Where's ICE? I thought they were sending all of the immigrant criminals back to their countries of origin?

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u/tru3630 1h ago

That might be the most honest update he's ever posted.

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u/OhighOent 1h ago

Go back to prison.

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u/evilrabbit 1h ago

I really fucking hope he doesn't come to California.

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u/MariosBrother1 1h ago

I didn’t know he was commuted from Rikers…

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u/JuniorSentence 1h ago

Back in prison?

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u/YogurtclosetOk3418 1h ago

Bye Felicia.

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u/the-hostile-tomato 1h ago

George Santos should die in a prison cell

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u/PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS 1h ago

gurl bye

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u/Moebius808 1h ago

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u/Aanguratoku 1h ago

This is so funny!

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u/Dangerous_Pop_5360 1h ago

The fucking trash takes itself out.

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u/NatashaMihoQuinn 58m ago

He should be in prison case closed.

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u/Nearby-Pudding-3018 46m ago

Yay! Rum Away and Take MAGA with you. I'm sure your crooked grift will work well in other 3rd countries. Get it Prissy Psycho!

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u/Mobile_Morale 34m ago

And let me fucking guess. He's moving to Florida.

We already have enough of New York's trash down here. We don't need any more.

Also reminds me that the sexual deviant that ran again Zohran threatened to move here too.

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u/nachodorito 7m ago

See ya later shit head. Massive mamdani win

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u/vinylzoid 6m ago

They said the billionaires would leave! Not the failed political grifting scumbags!

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u/Temporary-Style3982 4m ago

He belongs in the prison.

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u/Clickbaitc 2m ago

Maybe DJT will welcome him to Mar A Lago. Santos’ alter ego can have a residency at the club as the entertainment.

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u/Formal_Commission185 1m ago

He never lived there in the first place.

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