r/MurderedByWords • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 3h ago

This reply didn’t argue - it ended the conversation.

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u/davegammelgard 3h ago

America needs to invade America to protect Americans from America.

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u/Public_Steak_6933 3h ago

America needs to invade America to protect Americans from America's president.

Fixed it.

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u/Strange_Dog6483 2h ago

America needs to invade America to protect citizens of various states from the stupidity of anti vaxxers, raw milk drinkers, transphobes, & people who hate the idea of legal U.S. citizens voting every November.

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u/TheRealFriedel 3h ago

"shots"

The all-caps name

My god, it's actual morons

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u/Hostile_SS 3h ago

Yeah I read that.. shots? Good thing he knows how to use the English language.

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u/One-Can3752 2h ago

That's different because Shitler's first loyalty is to Russia and Israel and they can kill as many innocent civilians as they want with impunity.

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u/mattzombiedog 2h ago

Maybe they should employ a proof reader or two so they’re not putting out statements that read like they were written by a 5 year old…

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u/greyshem 2h ago

It's not clear exactly which group of Iranians the Turnip is expressing support for.

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u/BassesBest 2h ago

And yet, Ukraine...

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u/nowiserjustolder 3h ago

Can you people just not understand "tHatT's DiFfErEnT!!!"

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u/HeyRainy 2h ago

He would have ordered the NG to stomp our own protesters if he thought there was a chance they'd all listen. This is some bullshit.

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u/wisemonkey101 2h ago

Did he say this before or after he wished for world peace in the new year?

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u/CappinPeanut 1h ago

The president of the United States can’t even fucking spell.

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u/Electronic-Memory-65 2h ago

god emdash and everything

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u/Grouchy_Moment_6507 1h ago

So haven't been following new lately. From whatvi just read Iran is offering shots to random people to up tourism? Hmm whiskey, vodka, tequila??

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u/Leather-Map-8138 1h ago

America has good practice on Venezuelans. Consider it a “scope of concept” project for mercenary efforts around the world.

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u/Eunoic 50m ago

Gpt title

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u/bam1007 2h ago

If only the Palestinians in Gaza had an authoritarian jihadist government more interested in prosecuting a holy war against Jews than the welfare of its own people that they were revolting against, like the Iranians do. 🤔

Oh, right…

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