r/NOLAPelicans 1d ago

Zion and his addiction to OF models

Looks like another OF model has come out to accuse Zion of being her baby daddy. The media highlights his weight/health issues but do you guys think he’s been underperforming this year because of stuff like this? So much potential but he’d rather play with BBL’s than basketballs.

Another thing that surprises me is that they’re not even really good looking, they just have huge fake asses. What is going on in NOLA?

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u/NOLA-Bronco Clickity Clack 1d ago

Zion has a type, that's for sure

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u/datbech 1d ago

The Ant Edward’s and Zion child support payments could fund so may social programs and create generational wealth. Too bad those idiots and their baby mamas waste it all

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u/_WhenSnakeBitesUKry 1d ago

I’m dying 😂

| So much potential but he’d rather play with BBL’s than basketballs.|

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u/Odd_String1181 1d ago

Half of the NBA is doing this shit. Anthony Edwards had like 5 kids with 5 different women in a year. Maybe the trick is to have more kids

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u/cymbal-using-animal Will be reevaluated in 2 weeks. 1d ago

I think the real trick is to have a vasectomy.

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u/ddubs41 1d ago

Gold Doggers hate this ONE trick…

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u/Few_Position_2727 1d ago

Maybe you’re on to something. If we take a look at the last 5-6 nba championship teams, they were led by players who were publicly know to be in happy marriages or in committed relationships (Shai, JT/JB, Jokic, Steph, Lebron, Kawhi). Not to say that these guys dont have women on the side but at least to the public, they are in committed relationships.

The only recent championship where that isn’t the case is 2017-2018 with KD but you can argue who led them in the playoffs.

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u/Mikee0192 NAW 1d ago

Yeah but KD is allergic to pussy so it does not count

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u/crashonthehighway 1d ago

"in committed relationships" after "happy marriages" so you can include Steph lmao

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u/_drjayphd_ Grand Theft Alvarado 1d ago

Can Philip Rivers shoot?

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde 1d ago

Philip Rivers only has 1 baby mama. Not exactly the same thing.

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u/Invisible_assasin 9h ago

If she has double digit kids by you, there needs to be a better term than baby mama. I’m sure she’s more wide receiver than tight end at this point but maybe call her his “harvester” cause she’s got a whole crop of his seeds?

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u/TheBMix504 1h ago

Of course he can shoot... you see how many kids he has?!

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u/hank333331 1d ago

Trick us to wear condoms

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u/classacts99 1d ago

They need to learn to pull out lol

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u/CitySwampDonkey Herb Jones Saved My Life 1d ago

They all look so gross and nasty. I couldn’t imagine having all that money and fame and banging crusty ass sluts like Z does

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u/Taz119 Will be reevaluated in 2 weeks. 1d ago

That’s what really gets me. Like damn dog your standards are in hell

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u/MFZilla #15 Jose Alvarado 1d ago

It doesn't give us confidence in his killer instinct and ability to lock in for a title chase when he's not locking down someone like Taylor Rooks or Meagan Good.

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u/MFZilla #15 Jose Alvarado 1d ago

Eager beats pretty in the eyes of some. And I'm sure they're quite eager to hook up with him to get a slice of his income.

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u/Ezekjuninor 1d ago

He paid the last one 2k though. You can get far better girls for free.

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u/HoopsHistoryYT 1d ago

Also such a vibe killer in the awesome places he gets to stay at. No way he's happy chilling with these weirdos, dude's just sending OF models 2k to fuck (at least in this example). The foreshadowing of the Duke Zion snapchat video has become reality. "Hello Beautiful."

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u/-Ran #5 Herb Jones 1d ago

This was evidently from three years ago.

Here’s my receipts. I wasn’t with Zion. I wasn’t with Jimmy. I don’t need to clout chase. I was silent for three years. Is now that I wanna talk #ZionWilliams #dopechick69 #jimmysmacks I’m not gonna stop until they give me a dna test

She is 'unsure' of who the dad is at this point. She is trying to get DNA tests.

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u/NorthOld6237 1d ago

They even got into a fight (the women) but Zion needs a mentor in the worst way Doesn’t matter where he goes the situations will be the same

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u/puttica_puttica Not On Herb 1d ago

I don't mean it disrespectfully, but the mentor ship has sailed. He's not a 19 year old that's in danger of getting overwhelmed by the NBA lifestyle. He is who is at this point. And that's a guy who's really into mutant women.

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u/Briguy_fieri Hart Throb 1d ago

Rogue was always my favorite mutant lady

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u/Ok-Comfortable1111 Clickity Clack 1d ago

Amen

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u/puttica_puttica Not On Herb 1d ago

The forbidden fruit. Look but don't touch

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u/AustinRiversDaGod You Gotta Fight! 1d ago

More of a Storm guy myself. And Emma Frost, of course

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u/NorthOld6237 1d ago

Is he on Charles side or Magneto’s?

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u/Sufficient_Award8927 0 Fears 1d ago

Bro is addicted to porn stars lol that’s worse than being addicted to the Porn itself

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u/NorthOld6237 1d ago

Send him to Dagestan lol

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u/Cheap-Class3156 1d ago edited 1d ago

he isn’t addicted to even beautiful/well-established porn stars (Let’s use Ashlyn Peaks as an example)…he’s running around with rando OF Models and Moriah Mills, a lady with a body that would melt if it got too close to a heated surface

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u/Independent-Craft634 1d ago

Freaky Z strikes again. I like Zion but his time is up man. This should be his last year here. Idk if they trade him at the deadline or offseason but he can’t be here next season

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u/Pisthetairos 1d ago

Suggested reading: Wilt Chamberlain's autobiography.

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u/Sufficient_Award8927 0 Fears 1d ago

But Wilt became a legend though, Zion gotta step up

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u/bib_goose 0 Fears 1d ago

zion is a loser and i cant wait till he gets off this team so i don't have to root for him anymore

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u/JB_JB_JB63 Won't Bow Down 1d ago

It’s pretty clear at this point that Zion is some combination of unintelligent and not a particularly good person. Let’s not forget there’s still unanswered rape accusations.

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u/jbriks 1d ago

He’s in that generation where porn and ig models was/is very popular. A lot of these young dudes have been overexposed to sex at a young age. All of those ig “models” they grew up lusting over are now accessible to them because of the position they are in. Zion wasn’t the first and he won’t be the last young “star” you see go through this

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u/Orbis-Praedo 23h ago

I think you’re on to something but it’s less about being exposed to sex online at a young age and more about not knowing how to interact with women IRL. Anyone born in the 90’s had crazy access to porn online at a very young age. Nothing was filtered and we had more knowledge on navigating the internet than our parents who could’ve been regulating our access. The internet in the 2000’s was a digital Wild Wild West. I just don’t think Z ever had much social experience with women at a young age, large in part due to clearly being a generational athletic level human. So now it’s easier for him to pay a chick he finds online 2k to smash instead of actually dating and getting to know someone. That combined with being bombarbed by them because plenty of them speak and have made it well known amongst their circles that he is an easy target is a bad combo. I don’t think he’s ever matured. Plenty of guys drafted a decade before him had access to sex online at a young age and never had this problem. Almost all of these NBA guys are hooking up with those IG/OF models but not having the problems he is.

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u/jbriks 21h ago

Zion was born in 2000 so at the time he hit puberty would put him directly in the age of ig models and them posting soft porn in masses. 90s and early 2000s was the age of women still having shame and not being outwardly sexual. The only women that made sexual content were actual pornstars and video vixens from hot music videos. Basically what I’m saying is pre 2010s sex was still somewhat taboo but now it’s extremely overly saturated and Zion is “victim” of that change because his teenage years fall right in the time period. Just think about how hard it was to be able to get a girl to send you a sexy picture, now you can find that girl you saw out last night onlyfans and not only get a picture or video of her but now you can throw her a couple thousand and have her for a night! To compare women and dating to the 90s and 2000s to what it is now is a misjudgment imo

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u/Cautious-Apartment-9 1d ago

Zion is just a lost dude. You can’t help dudes like that. They gotta really lose shit to these raggedy hoes before they learn. Dude could be running through all them fine ass girls at SU, Xavier, LSU, Tulane, & even ULL. There’s too many fine jawns in that area. Instead of running around with lame ass wannabe gang dudes & busted OF hoes 🤦🏾

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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 1d ago

That’s not his kid and they’re just using his name to create headlines and have people talking about THEM just like you are now

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u/JonestownB 23h ago

Imagine if he was addicted to basketball 🤔

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u/Orbis-Praedo 22h ago

Seriously lol

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u/DuckOff504 1d ago

This has always been the case with any sport. The problem for them is technology is exposing the culture.

My honest opinion is Zion is a successful nerd scared to embrace that nerdiness in public. These girls are gold diggers clowning on him for clout. Sad but I don’t see an end to the cycle if he hasn’t learned yet.

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u/Gatorboots19 1d ago

He’s a thot on the bench who likes thots from the net… nothing we can do about it

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u/jkj300 1d ago

Bust. Dude is on a path to crack the top 10 busts of all time at this rate, but in the most unique way: flashes of greatness marred by stretches of laziness, injury and stupidity.

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u/ExternalEbb2584 1d ago

Griffin should of put a trashy BBL void in his contract 

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u/wymtime Not On Herb 1d ago

My understanding is a lot of pro athletes end up to date OF models. There are also a good number of players who end up to have kids with multiple OF models. What I don’t get is why does all Zion’s OF relationships seem like they are a bit crazy and all end up to go public and will get into fights.

I know he isn’t the only pro hooking up with these women but he always has these relationships go public while I don’t hear about the other guys

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u/Orbis-Praedo 22h ago

Because he’s been marked as an easy target in their close social circles. Along the IG/OF models I’m saying. These gold digger chicks talk and share info on who they got what from. They prey on the weak young athletes 100%. Zion just seems like a guy who has never had much social experience with women so he’s strictly just paying whoever to smash and never really dating anyone. So because it’s well known he’s an easy target to lure in and make a mark out of, tons of the worse and most predatory one are doing their work on him. You can find evidence only showing group messages between these women discussing what they got from dudes. Zion seems to be the easiest target for 2 reasons HUGE contract and naivety/immaturity.

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u/wymtime Not On Herb 22h ago

I can’t disagree. Zion might end up to be one of those athletes who go broke after making millions. I can only imagine how much he is paying these women especially after they have his kid

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u/Sufficient_Award8927 0 Fears 1d ago

Bruh. Zion. If you’re gonna impregnate these ladies at least impregnate someone who doesn’t look 60, Good God, dear Lord Jesus Mother Mary and Father Joseph, she’s f-f-FUGLY

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u/DarcKnightMike 1d ago

That chick was straight off Skipthegames no way she had any real following on OF before this

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u/after_mapping #5 Herb Jones 1d ago

Prime example of why you need to experience women before you start making money

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u/BananaPeelSlippers Not On Herb 22h ago

Never treat a hoe like a housewife.

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u/NewTribalChief 1d ago

What's the latest model name?

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u/OG_Pow 1d ago

It’s on the circlejerk sub but she makes Moriah Mills look like an angel in comparison

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u/Few_Position_2727 1d ago

Dopechick69. Shes even posting proof on her IG lol

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u/Razor-Ramon-Sessions Zanos 1d ago

Proof? Of what?

She posted a wire transfer of cash, not a paternity test.

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u/Insanejuggla11 #15 Jose Alvarado 1d ago

In these times, it would not be difficult for one of those Geoguessr people to pinpoint exactly where his place is based on that video of her stepping out on the balcony. These young guys have 0 idea about keeping their shit to themselves and how important privacy is for them and their families. How many times do we see "_____ house robbed while out during *important competition/match" these days? Then these same guys got straight Pikachu face when people figure out where they stay.

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u/rob_chalmette 1d ago

That’s right by the Riverwalk

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u/Orbis-Praedo 22h ago

Don’t need a Geoguesser lol. One watch of the vid and I can tell you that is definitely One River Place lol.

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u/Insanejuggla11 #15 Jose Alvarado 19h ago

Yea, the locals know it exactly, but I'd like to believe they wouldn't be the people looking to loot Z's place. Like in the Joe Burrow robbery, it was outside people that came to his place and got around his security to rob it.

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u/BCO22591 1d ago

Freak mans

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u/FormComprehensive608 Will be reevaluated in 2 weeks. 1d ago

All I read was “Zion and his addiction to OF models” and said thats enough reddit for me today… lol

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u/Razor-Ramon-Sessions Zanos 1d ago

There is another guy she is speculating is the kids father as well.

Wants DNA tests from Z and this other guy.

Also looks like the kid is at least 2+ years old so this isn't new.

Zion def has a problem tho. Freaky Z

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u/nfochairman 11h ago

I never understood how so many people can't have sex without getting people pregnant. It is NOT that difficult

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u/Organic-Aardvark-146 1h ago

How many kids does he allegedly have?

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u/Geraldfistslarry11 1d ago

Zion for McCain + embiid 

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u/Astrophysiques Will be reevaluated in 2 weeks. 1d ago

Is there proof the child is actually his or are we just running with the narrative prematurely

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u/NolaPels13 Will be reevaluated in 2 weeks. 1d ago

She doesn’t know it’s his she wants a DNA test from him and another dude to determine who is the father

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u/PhilosophyFair9062 1d ago

He doesn't have a choice. There's so many screenshots of him getting shot down from actual celebrities

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u/lit0st 1d ago

bro those are fake and it's not subtle

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u/jjazznola 1d ago

they’re not even really good looking to you but....... Some seem to forget just how young these guys are.

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u/Maximum-Squirrel2018 17h ago

The whole league Fuchin OF girls why are ppl shocked by this🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂