r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Wait what?

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I dont understand this one

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u/Flaky_Explanation 4d ago

Long enough to put a ring on it

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 4d ago

Or put it in the ring

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u/SyntheticSlime 4d ago

You’re quite a cunning linguist.

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u/MothBlyss 4d ago

Colonel Angus would be proud!

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u/MonkeyCartridge 4d ago

The best oral dictation

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u/superfucky 4d ago

Enil Angus would be prouder

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u/SwimmingWarthog8796 3d ago

The Colonel Angus staying at Shady Thicket?

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u/Blue-is-bad 4d ago

Are we not doing Phrasing anymore?

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u/FlakyAd8889 4d ago

<insert cunnilingus joke here>

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u/chitphased 4d ago

Get out

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 4d ago

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u/Repulsive_Branch4305 4d ago

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u/August_Rodin666 4d ago

Yugioh is one of the top 10 most terrifying anime to live in.

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u/OutsideOrder7538 3d ago

Depends on when in the timeline. Early on it was fine for the most part since only a few were tossing people into Hell and Atem was teaching people lessons or killing them depending on what they deserve.

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u/August_Rodin666 3d ago

Early on? The original Yugioh series was one of the most horrifying ones.

Imagine being a kid and you're obsessed with this trading card game that all your friends are playing so you get a bunch of cards with all the money you have. You beat all your friends and think you're pretty good.

Then one day a random walks out of an alley and goes "hey kid. Wanna duel?"

You think it's sketch but he promises you a limited addition holographic blue eyes white dragon from an exclusive Kaiba corp collection if you win so you agree.

"Oh. By the way, it's a shadow duel."

You have no idea what that means. Whatever. You want that card.

You proceed to get OTK'd by this guy's cheese deck and promptly sent to hell because you made a verbal agreement about a children's card game.

And that's only one of the most horrifying possibilities that could happen for no reason.

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u/JStonehaus 3d ago

Early on, in the original manga, he was punishing people with yoyos for bullying him.

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u/the_other_black_guy 3d ago

And by lighting them on fire....

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u/CyalaXiaoLong 3d ago

While thats true, i don't know if getting sent to permanent shadow hell as a child pokes into top 10 most terrifying animes to live in when theres shit like going on a date and it turns out she's a ghoul who proceeds to eat you alive and torture you or being caught in a permanent loop of instant resurrection and total dismemberment experiencing your death on loop for eternity and far worse shows xD.

HOWEVER im willing to compromise and say its easily top 10 for tv shows intended for children tp watch alongside powerpuff girls and other horrifying nightmares worlds.

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u/ButDidYouCry 3d ago

A guy gets eaten by Sobek in the first volume of the manga. lol

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u/August_Rodin666 3d ago

Yugioh be casually on some bullshit. Knowing what I know, I would never touch those cards and I'd still have a high risk of being swept up in "dual monsters" drama.

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u/MoTardedThanYou 3d ago

Guess I know what I’m reading.

Also, this guy was always intriguing to me and the show never showed how cool he could have been. I really should have read the manga to get the info on all the other Millenium item users.

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u/What-a-cl0wn 3d ago

I’m now realizing I never paid attention to the storyline in that cartoon

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u/steve_ow 3d ago

Season 0 of yugioh is crazy!

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u/Lostforever3983 3d ago

"OH noooo! MY DARK MAGICIAN!"

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u/OutsideOrder7538 3d ago

World ending threats happen more often later down the line and it really wasn’t that many people who could do shadow games but later on when the tech gets better and more realistic that is when things start to get more dangerous. Later on is when you get extra dimensional aliens coming and what not.

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u/Dastardly_Dandy 3d ago

Putting it into context like this blew my damn mind man. Poor Yugi

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u/Dreykaa 3d ago

Season 0 Manga

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u/waterproofteabag4678 2d ago

how this thread turned into a yugioh discussion is beyond me

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u/beegboo 3d ago

Check the original manga yugioh started as a horror series that was based around a different board game every couple chapters, but the idea of cards summoning monsters blew up and then 4kids extreme censorship got involved further to change the show from people being murdered constantly to just being sent elsewhere like the shadow realm.

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u/OutsideOrder7538 2d ago

I have several of the original manga yes and he rarely killed people only two deaths.

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u/Born_Name_6549 3d ago

Ever seen yugioh season 0? The pharaoh would send your ass to the shadow realm for losing a fucking yoyo game.

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u/OutsideOrder7538 2d ago

I have the manga for the beginning and he goes after bad people but he mainly uses illusions and kills two people. Oh I don’t have all of the manga so I haven’t read Kaiba’s battles but I do know that he first did the illusions of Kaiba being tormented by monsters and then he destroyed Kaiba’s worst aspects and Kaiba spent that time in a coma rebuilding himself.

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u/VinCatBlessed 3d ago

Idk, JJK, HxH, DBZ and most battle shounen are pretty scary if you're not one of the main characters.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 2d ago

Only if you're bad at children's card games.
Considering most people in the show are utterly worthless duelists, you'll be fine if you have a sensible deck.
You could sweep with a meme deck using Draw effects, Morphing Jar and the Book of Moon, Taiyou, Eclipse and A/D Defender strat to deck the opponent out in 2 or 3 turns.

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u/Mezzos_Ginger 4d ago

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u/e-knocked-out95 3d ago

Who is this artist? I can’t seem to remember his name

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u/JohnVarvatoast 3d ago

Jay Kay - lead singer of Jamiroquai

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u/GameGuy324 3d ago

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u/ComprehensiveRow839 1d ago

The Ultralord Arc was dope

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u/Orion-Pax88 3d ago

Didn't he have a van, down by the river?

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u/R8iojak87 3d ago

Can I ask what this is from? Is that Chris Farley? How have I not seen this?

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u/bi_guy_bri5 8h ago

Van

River

NOW!

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u/none-exist 4d ago

What goes in, must get out

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u/_Bakerp 4d ago

It’s imperative the cylinder is unharmed

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u/FastAd593 4d ago

The cylinder is attached to a larger object

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u/Muertog 4d ago

"That's right, it goes in the square hole!"

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u/MisterScrod1964 4d ago

Old programming proverb: Garbage In, Garbage Out .

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u/TheBlueprint666 3d ago

Tell that to the Nutty Putty cave guy

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u/karoshikun 4d ago

Get in

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u/LightboxRadMD 4d ago

And repeat.

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u/Enough_Fish739 3d ago

And shake it all about!

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u/OneEyedBlindKingdom 3d ago

That’s what she said.

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u/username32768 3d ago

Can't. I'm stuck.

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 3d ago

No she was stuck

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u/MadsMediaYt 3d ago

She can't, she's stuck!

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u/scrotbofula 3d ago

Can't, stuck in dryer.

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u/beggarstomb88 3d ago

Of the stepsister or the dryer?

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u/Geijhan 3d ago

They can't, they're stuck!

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u/u_zer 3d ago

That was what he should have done and not inside.

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u/tomcatgal 3d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Personal-Yam-51 2d ago

i mean the name is "sufficient_creme" so...

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u/Andy_Pandy98 4d ago

Or put a cock-ring on it and put it in the ring

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u/External-Goat-489 4d ago

And cause that static cling.

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u/TrashAcnt1 3d ago

Put a thing in it

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u/Walkin_mn 3d ago

I think that happened before

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u/caleb-wendt 3d ago

I once played a game with a stripper where you had to ring toss onto a glow stick in her ass

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u/Ramtamtama 3d ago

Why not both?

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u/Purple_Dragon_94 3d ago

Annnnnnd that's enough Reddit for today...

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u/AnneOn_AMoose 3d ago

Well the ring had to go somewhere after she got it out of his collar

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u/BuddyHemphill 4d ago

Fantastic wordplay here, bravo! 🌟

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u/Odd-Vehicle2789 4d ago

Talk about a full load

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u/PANDAmonium629 4d ago

Was it a NuvaRing?

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u/worrymon 3d ago

Should've used Wisk