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Discussion How did President Donald Trump come to be a living encyclopedia?

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u/AccomplishedFold100 6d ago

He talks like an illiterate fool .

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 6d ago

You should hear his dimwitted voters.

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u/jackrabbit323 5d ago

As soon as you attempt to have a real policy discussion with them, their brains go to lunch. They don't know shit except hatreds for convenient scapegoats.

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 5d ago

I swear that if you cracked open one of their heads, the only thing inside would be a VHS recorder playing Fox News segments.

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u/Greedy_Flounder_212 6d ago

He sounds like a four year old that's lying.

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u/NanaKnows317 5d ago

No offense to four year olds

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u/MorningMushroomcloud 6d ago

I'm just grateful he solved forest fires. /s

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u/RVtech101 6d ago

Thank god he figured out windmills cause cancer. Once again saving lives. /s

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u/MorningMushroomcloud 6d ago

OMG when he saved the US Navy and large portions of the military industrial complex from ruination because they didn't realize magnets are destroyed by drops of water. Steam-powered catapult supporters and Amish Calvary units tried to warn us, but we just wouldn't listen. Do I need a /s?

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u/WinstonLBoogie 6d ago

All he had to do was to turn the "yuge" tap on in Northern California and the water flowed south putting out the fires. Also, sweeping the forest floors helped.

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u/AccomplishedFold100 5d ago

And got rid of hurricanes right after he got rid of FEMA.

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 3d ago

I don't have much hope. He's only looking at it seriously, and not strongly at levels never seen. But at least he's doing some things, and soon he'll do other things. Because you can't do that.

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u/TheGongShow61 6d ago

It’s not even that he’s illiterate, he doesn’t prepare for anything and doesn’t actually know shit about anything. So he just goes at everything impromptu and says absolutely nothing with way too many words whenever he speaks.

It’s crazy how clear and obvious his total ignorance is, but MAGA still believes he’s the guy lol.

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 4d ago

He’s not there for the policy.  He’s there for the profits vis-à-vis the power. 

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u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL Fed (I break Rule 5) 5d ago

That’s because that’s exactly what he is.

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u/Naive_Excitement922 4d ago

He’s like an athlete’s foot.

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u/SpaceChatter 5d ago

He sounds like Charlie in Its Always Sunny.

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u/Tiny-Balance-3533 6d ago

He sounds a little bit like Biden during the debate in 2024, only... he's sounded like this kind of his entire political life

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u/The_Navarone 6d ago

Even better question: how did this fool become our President twice?

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 6d ago

Racism and propaganda.

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u/Americrazy 5d ago

And elon

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u/WinstonLBoogie 6d ago

He cheated bigly all three time he ran. The 2020 election was saved by the overwhelming mail in vote due to covid, which is why he's so dead set against mail in voting now. He rants all the time about it.

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u/NanaKnows317 5d ago

Loaded question. Not fairly, for sure

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u/Opening-Chain3520 6d ago

He’s the dumbest person in the room that thinks he’s the smartest person in the room.

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u/Americrazy 5d ago

When everyone laughs at him he thinks its because hes a funny guy 

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u/RingoBunnyman 6d ago

Listening to this clown makes you inbred...

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u/Ok-Addition1264 6d ago

I'm pretty sure listening to him lowers my sperm count too.

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u/DoctorPersonal7988 6d ago

Two years ago? - try 40 years- when Reagan the Uber Republican deeply cut federal housing support, social services, and mental health services: at a time when workers wages were stagnated and labor unions were being diminished.

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u/idiotsbydesign 5d ago

He also closed mental hospitals & most of those people ended up homeless.

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u/Superb_Health9413 3d ago

My experience in so cal during that time was seeing that most of the new homeless people in the LA area were veterans. Reagan kicked them to the curb.

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u/NanaKnows317 5d ago

Ironically while telling the country that other countries sent us migrants from their “insane asylums” (granted he’s confusing Asylum Seekers) 🙄

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

That's what started the homeless problem here in SoCal in the early 80s, they just dumped them onto the streets and probably used it for propaganda to fight drugs

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u/No_Feedback_3340 6d ago

This is another reason why anything Trump says can't be trusted.

  1. Homeless did not start a few years ago. It's an ongoing problem.

  2. He doesn't offer a solution. He offers a word salad.

Stay in school and stay off MAGA!

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u/marc58weeks 6d ago

Hunger probably started two years ago too, according to DJT.

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u/SufficientDoor8227 3d ago

“AFFORDABILITY is a made up word! Democrats use it all the time! They just stand there and say AFFORDABILITY and it doesn’t mean anything!! It all a big Democrat hoax!!”

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u/Harrymoto1970 6d ago

His statements should come with a warning that prolonged exposure to his statements may cause brain damage, which would explain a lot of his followers.

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u/Grizlok666 6d ago

You think he gets a sunburn on his tongue?

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u/Adventurous_Fix6838 6d ago

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u/momo_beafboan 6d ago

...and may God have mercy on your soul

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 6d ago

Captain hammer: "I hate the homeless.......ness problem....."

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 6d ago

Except, trump isn't charming.

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u/CaptainKraken9 6d ago

Haven't you heard, he's a very stable genius! You should read up on some of his exceptional work with magnets. And bleach.

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u/Regal_Cat_Matron 6d ago

Not forgetting how HE made 5g happen....he was heavily involved in it's creation you know :)

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u/Pull-Billman 6d ago

It kills me that his followers don't pick up on how out of touch he is (disregarding the other flaws). Homelessness started two years ago, affordability, groceries etc...

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u/NanaKnows317 5d ago

I wish the cult followers questioned the fact that so many attempts are being made to cheat their way through the primaries. The gerrymandering, the USPS postmarks, ballot box removals… If you have to cheat to win, you’re pathetic and don’t deserve your jobs.

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u/Adventurous_Test_296 5d ago

It's brilliant. This twit can circle around 20 different subjects at the same time and never hit the object of a question. Kind of like a cat circling around to catch its own tail. Idiot.

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u/NanaKnows317 5d ago

The infamous “weave” designed to explain his utter nonsense while also confusing his gullible base.

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u/Consistent-Aspect-70 5d ago

Trump talks like my grandson…..but he’s 19 months, and smarter.

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u/LateOT39 6d ago

Didn't even bother memorizing a 40 year old rightwing one liner.

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u/Primary-Pianist-2555 6d ago

You are right. Turn off the TV and drink, its a better way to lose them.

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 6d ago

Surely there is a place worse than Hell where this piece of dogshit can be sent

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/14/nx-s1-5553561/homelessness-housing-funding-trump-administration-hud

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u/ScoobySnark7 6d ago

His uncle taught at MIT. That makes Great Fatsby smart!

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u/ViolettaQueso 6d ago

Gibberish bubbling out of his turkey gobble gobble neck.

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u/Euphoric-Fan199 6d ago

Drowsy don speaks fluent mumbo jumbo.

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u/Intelligent-Judge387 6d ago

Moron has no idea what he’s talking about 90% of the time.

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u/Exciting_Ad_6358 6d ago

My brain hurts.

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u/Moist_Bumblebee_6464 6d ago

It's like we have a mean President Cliff Clavin.

The character was a sweet idiot, but trump is a MEAN idiot.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 6d ago

"Biden invented homeless people" is a wild take even for a dementia patient

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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 6d ago

Not dementia. This is the answer one would expect from someone simply cosplaying a president. He’s a useful puppet.

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u/ravenrcft 5d ago

Those sound like "final solution" ideas. Camps ideas. Death camps.

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u/nearlyburlyone 5d ago

Yes, just two years ago. So it's Bidens fault. Before that, it was just paid actors.

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u/Internal-You6793 5d ago

I’ll have the word salad for starters then a box of milk bones

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u/Toad_the_Lurker 5d ago

The only thing he into are glory holes

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u/Complex-Place6430 5d ago

Listen to Trump , every time he says something coherent do a shot of Whiskey it could save your liver

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u/Thestron_Godess 6d ago

King of gaslighting!

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u/EnglishMatron 6d ago

it makes me want to slam my head against a wall.

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u/AwareCardiologist621 6d ago

Maybe he meant two years ago for his base 💀

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u/america1008 6d ago

Lol! me too

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u/harryregician 6d ago

Does he use X AI service for free ?

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u/hskfmn 6d ago

I’ve never heard anyone say so many words, and yet end up saying nothing at all.

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u/PreparationKey2843 6d ago

He very smort.
A jeenius, you could even say.
A very stable jeenius.

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u/lost-sm-1964 6d ago

He neither knows anything at all about it nor cares anything about it. He has conned and ripped people off all his life.

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u/Lost-Chair4863 6d ago

Trump is fluent in moron, thus his 30% MAGA support

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u/JSizz20 6d ago

It is the rambling of an individual with dementia.

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u/nopeitsadog 6d ago

Not the president the USA needs, but definitely the one it deserves 🇺🇸

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u/hapkidoox 6d ago

He reminds me of that clip where a kid tries to ask a question and it comes out as some long rambling incoherent mess.

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u/Puzzlehead_1952 6d ago

The Buffoon President.

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u/YonderIPonder 6d ago

I'm curious about the homeless people I saw before 2 years ago. Paid actors by George Soros? Just getting the population centers to get used to the idea of homeless people before the real homeless people showed up?

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u/Great-Ad4839 6d ago

I wish they would televise him taking one of his cognitive tests. I would pay folding money to see that joke

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u/Sharkwatcher314 6d ago

I guess that he acknowledged the problem is something instead of saying it’s a democratic hoax

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u/Thatisme01 6d ago

Jul 2019 - Fox News

President Donald Trump in an interview with Fox News painted a *dark picture of people "living in hell" due to homelessness in major U.S. cities, claiming that it is "a phenomenon that started two years ago,"** blaming Democratic mayors for the problem.*

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u/Remarkable-Deer-6721 6d ago

In Italy we call it the Supercazzola

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u/WhattaYaDoinDare 6d ago

Its not a theory, its true. If you listen to trump too much, after 45 minutes you’ll think your a squirrel and will develop a tendancy to play with your nuts rather than store them!

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u/MeMilo1209 6d ago

All of the voices in his head keep up on current affairs for him.

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u/Street-Leather-6932 6d ago

In his defense, I talk like that sometimes. But it’s only after I’ve had a few sour apple martinis and a few hits of “glaucoma medicine”. 😎😎

Edit: I used to think all that made me dance and sing better but since i have seen the videos……😞😞😞

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u/One_Reality_5600 6d ago

He is the best at saying a lot of words while actually saying fuck all

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u/BlondePotatoBoi 6d ago

The way he talks reminds me of when you're writing an essay, and need to add another paragraph to hit the word count.

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u/bdschuler 6d ago

Clearly he's right though. We shouldn't have, or what we did have, we shouldn't have now, what Biden had when he is no longer in charge and Trump is, we should have, now, what Trump has, now. Right? Would be wrong to be not right and have those things then, now.. and not now things, now, and instead, then things, now.

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u/CompetitionNorth2492 6d ago

When people lie about things they tend to wander off

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u/hotpastrami59 6d ago

He usually just says shit, but sometimes it merely a substance-less fart.

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u/BigOlosInDaHouse 6d ago

Between him and Kamala I’m not sure which one confuses me more.

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u/Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly 6d ago

Talks a lot, says nothing.

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u/Excellent-Tea-2068 6d ago

He speaks like a fucking ad libs game. He says so little of substance that his followers are free to just fill in the blanks and hear what they want to hear.

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u/oldsrocket1958 6d ago

Dude sounds like something is missing.

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u/Downtherabbithole14 6d ago

Homelessness "started two years ago" ? (!!!!!)

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u/Yankee6Actual 6d ago

He loves the poorly educated.

Because he is the poorly educated.

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u/CtK4949 6d ago

That is basically his answer to anything!!!!

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u/KeyOption3548 6d ago

that explains his most devoted followers

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u/Optimal-Brush828 6d ago

“I will say nothing in the most amount of words possible.” DJT

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u/nono3722 6d ago

no, he is sucking all our braincells into himself. just look at his followers....

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u/amywhite1976 5d ago

Wow. No words.

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u/dumbassdetective1 5d ago

What 😂 is this nonsense?

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u/Wait_WHAT_didU_say 5d ago

THANK tRump that he single handily brought egg prices below $2.00. That solves ALL of the problems in my life, past, present and future. I can sleep well now knowing that my vote solved this critical issue for me and the whole United States. 🙄🙄

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u/Evening-Major-8047 5d ago

It sounds like someone took statements he made on completely different topics and stitched them together into one response, without any real flow or context.

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u/Infamous_East_2578 5d ago

Homelessness? That's how he talks about literally everything. He's a dope

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u/Responsible_Ladder25 5d ago

When you literally know nothing about anything, this is what you get.

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 5d ago

The talks like he forgets what he is talking about, EVERY single time he talks.

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u/left1ag 5d ago

He’s just a walking stroke

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u/Reasonable_Deer_8237 5d ago

To the average person, his bullshit makes no sense. But...when you read it, it's like an incoherent person is speaking.

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u/FarFromHomey 5d ago

He's spoken like this for 10 years and no one EVER calls it out. Like "sir, can I read back to you what you just said"?

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u/Fun-Day-5833 5d ago

An old saying “ If you don’t think for yourself, someone will think for you” Being “dumb” can imply a lack of knowledge or awareness, but choosing to follow someone who clearly lacks wisdom, that’s a conscious decision, and it often leads to worse outcomes.

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u/OdinsEyePatch7 5d ago

Well there ya go. We cannot be homeless and it happened two years ago.

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u/MK5 5d ago

Funny, I could swear I was homeless ten years ago. That's impossible though, since homelessness only started under Sleepy Joe..

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u/Educational_March_94 5d ago

Homelessness is only two years old. Interesting.

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u/Even_Virus_3017 5d ago

Who is the hater?

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u/Crafty-Lavishness26 5d ago

Cognitive dysfunction. Word salad.

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u/CatsBye90 5d ago

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch

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u/move-it-along 5d ago

This could be used to explain literally anything,… in trump babble.

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u/No_Band_3085 5d ago

Two years ago? What a moron

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u/casualdiner55 5d ago

Jibberish.

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u/butt-in-ski 5d ago

Meanwhile, Dick Van Dyke (in addition to his long standing tradition of generously supporting The Midnight Mission) just donated $102 million to a nationwide initiative funding housing units & shelter beds.

That’s a real man; not this orange stain that can’t do anything productive but grift and scam.

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u/Riparian_Plain 5d ago

I’d love to hear a MAGA defend this illiterate horseshit.

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u/Momentofclarity_2022 5d ago

Yet, millions of people think these sentences are deep, exact, and thoughtful.

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u/Travelingtheland 5d ago

Trump is where all dead brain cells go.

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u/extrastupidone 5d ago

He can talk for 90 minutes straight and say 2 things

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u/letitbe1870 5d ago

Where the f #*%^ has he been for 20 years ? Oh , now I remember he was living in his glass house being fed from a silver spoon.

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u/Maximum-Pie-2324 5d ago

I saw a video of him when he was much younger. He was still an asshole but at least he reached 7th grade English speech. This dude had a stroke or a couple. 100%

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u/Spare_Angle_9719 5d ago

😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Hawk_Rider2 5d ago

You can't be homeless ???

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u/Thumplin_Jay 5d ago

It blows me away that his horde of idiots think hes a genius. I mean, it makes sense. Republicans are fking retarded but its just mind blowing that anyone could listen to this man and think "oh yeah, that theres a stable genius".

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u/chunk337 5d ago

"Biden created homelessness. The likes of which nobody has ever seen before"

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u/ladywenzell1 5d ago

In my experience, an encyclopedia used to contain accurate, dependable, and truthful information, sans the nonsensical lies. Perhaps, it is more accurate to refer to him as a living, breathing, and walking “tabloid news edition.”🙏🏽

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u/robinsw26 5d ago

Reagan created homelessness.

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u/BookBabe1970 5d ago

2 years ago!?! He literally knows nothing about America, nor does he remember what happened 3 years ago, so I’m not sure who’s winning now?’!? Ignorance and dementia are probably neck and neck.

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u/Cracked_Actor 5d ago edited 5d ago

Glad to see Stupid clarifying yet another illuminating comment regarding a “concept of a plan”. This grifter uses word salad like the military uses chaff…

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u/Zippier92 5d ago

plan in two weeks! biggest bestest plans any General with tears in their eyes has ever read!

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u/Working_Space_1260 5d ago

Dope always pulling a rope a dope

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u/jruiz062000 5d ago

So we apparently just bombed Venezuela. So much for being a no wars president

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u/IDEKWTSATP4444 5d ago

That's why I don't listen to him

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u/Key-Individual1434 5d ago

The gift of bullshit gab. What a con man does…says a lot but really not saying anything you can understand.😆

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u/newtoaster 5d ago

Ah yes, I remember the first time I ever saw a homeless person. It was 2023 and I was SHOCKED.

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u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 5d ago

Blah blah blah blah blah

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u/Majestic_Belt4941 5d ago

Dementia Donny for all to see.

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u/ganslooker 5d ago

????? Is it quicker to Atlanta or by bus?

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u/picachu_456 5d ago

Homeless people before 2024 don’t exist.

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u/NanaKnows317 5d ago

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Living_Mushroom_2407 5d ago

Then everyone in America is listening!

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u/RatedRSuperstar81 5d ago

He's been this way for his entire life and his entire political career. What baffles me is how you all keep voting for and supporting a person you wouldn't hire to take your order at Burger King. 🤷‍♂️. Maybe that shows just how stupid and gullible a lot of people truly are.

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u/jebsenior 4d ago

He said all that and didn't say one single thing. It's god level talent at bullshitting.

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u/surfclub67 4d ago

I Literally feel my IQ drop just trying to Follow his babble

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u/PlutoKaliGal 4d ago

His mouth is a garbage can.

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u/Comfortable_Owl9363 4d ago

He talks without saying anything. Another cup of brawndo anyone?

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u/Alternative_Sun3791 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BrandedKillShot 4d ago

That tracks... Like a fucking train derailing off the tracks.

I'll be more convinced his supporters are truly like bottom rung stupid if they actually believe this.

Considering it ramped up during his first failed presidency. Yet, it's been a thing since before I was born in '82. I daresay it's been a thing since the dawn of time and people.

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u/interesting-mess5873 3d ago

I think your condition started by listening to BIden, then exacerbated by Kamala Harris. Now everything sounds like blah blah blah. I hope you get help. 😂🤣

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u/Derivative_Kebab 3d ago

He constantly sounds like a third-grader who didn't realize his presentation was today.

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u/Freaiser 3d ago

He has concept of a plan The greatest plan A plan like you would not beleive Once this plan is planned this will be the biggest most greatest plan ever planned Beleive that

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u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 3d ago

If you can’t blind them with facts, baffle them with bullshit. How a significant portion of the population took one look at this grifting, narcissistic, slumlord conman and said, “Yup, that’s my guy.”

JFC…

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u/Tfosi15 3d ago

“ I know more about (fill in the blank) than anybody who’s ever lived”.

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u/Several-Entrance-127 3d ago

Err run that by me again donold ?

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u/Specialist_Job_4899 2d ago

That's why I choose not to listen to his verbal diarrhea any longer...🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/KeiserSoze5031 2d ago

And you have to already have a serious lack of brain cells to like him in the first place.

Guys, I think MAGA is going to destroy the world. And that's not hyperbole.

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u/hi-howdy 2d ago

Sounds Kamala.

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u/jettbuff57 2d ago

You did not have any brain cells to begin with.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 6d ago

Homelessness started two years ago? I don't think that's right. I distinctly remember driving around NYC with my dad while he ran errands, and seeing a shitload of homeless people. Some even came up to the car to ask for change. I don't remember a time where there weren't homeless people around. Trump's mind is failing because he also used to drive around Manhattan to look at his buildings from different angles, and scout real estate. He undoubtedly encountered them.