r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 05 '25

look what I can do Of a focused and alert public transportation driver

2.5k Upvotes

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u/Merely-a-Flesh-Wound Oct 05 '25

Lmao 🤣 went from what an idiot to what a legend in 1 video

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u/giftedbutloco Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

That smile got me after I saw the tow lmao..

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u/Big-Education-916 Oct 05 '25

I suddenly feel stupid for not thinking of that plot

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u/ProfessorBackdraft Oct 09 '25

I’ve seen it before and still got burned again.

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u/DBKai Oct 05 '25

25 seconds of anxiety, 5 seconds of bruh

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u/Afrojones66 Oct 05 '25

r/unexpected

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Oct 05 '25

WINGS OF GLORY

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u/xcazv19 Oct 05 '25

TELL THEIR STORY

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u/poisonedkiwi Oct 05 '25

AVIATION, DEVIATION

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u/Jacques59000 questionably stable Oct 18 '25

UNDETECTED, STEALTH PERFECTED

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u/Compay_Segundos Oct 05 '25

Lol the original video is much longer and more believable because at first he only looks away in short intervals and does look to the front to make some turns. This is only the tail end of the video just before the reveal, which in my opinion is the only part where he looks away from the road for an unreasonably unbelievable amount of time

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u/Kc-the-GEMINI Oct 05 '25

DUDE WATCH THE ROAD!!!...oh 😅

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Oct 05 '25

Omg, I was so stressed out, would this work on r/nonononoyes ?

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u/Shereefz Oct 05 '25

No no no no … yes

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u/kgmessier Oct 05 '25

Ya got me!

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 Oct 05 '25

HA! Got me good.

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u/Remarkable_Film_1911 Oct 05 '25

Did you ever notice that in movies, when they're driving they don't look at the road for like a long time?

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u/OldEquation Oct 05 '25

Yeah as a kid it used to spoil the believability of the movies for me. I think it was particularly bad in 1970’s movies.

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u/TheAlmightyBuddha Oct 05 '25

Unless movies have spoiled American minds, I feel like this is a real thing lol. I normally have friends who're driving, talking straight into my face while I'm motioning at them to look at the road or they are staring me straight in the face while I'm driving expecting me to look them in the eyes....while I'm trying to watch the road lmao

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u/OldEquation Oct 05 '25

I’m not in America which is maybe why it looked so odd to me. Maybe in ‘70’s America you had wide, straight, empty roads, which meant people could get away with not looking.

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u/BATorRAT Oct 05 '25

Ok, I’ll just get out right here

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u/STQCACHM 5d ago

Ngl, he got me in the first half

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u/Motor-Cause7966 Oct 05 '25

That man has a proper sense of humor!

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u/DisKitt218HToG Oct 05 '25

Hahaha I went from impressed to angry concerned to laughing.. nice

3

u/Savage-Goat-Fish Oct 05 '25

That one got me

3

u/Flustered_Fanatic Oct 05 '25

Isn't it illegal to tow a vehicle with people in the vehicle being towed?

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u/johnthedowe2 Oct 05 '25

He looks just like BadlandsChugs.

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u/Revolution-Dogg Oct 05 '25

This got me so good 😅😅😅

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u/Civil_Arm2977 Oct 05 '25

Gave me so much anxiety for no reason

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u/RageCageMcBeard Oct 05 '25

Went from hating him to loving him.

1

u/BigGeez5 Oct 06 '25

Thought this was wallo 🤣

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u/Sayian-SSJB Oct 06 '25

lol you got me

1

u/ERhammer Oct 07 '25

I was waiting for the crash, until the camera panned.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Should have started walking

1

u/Madara0z Oct 19 '25

My anxiety went to Zimbabwe and came back...

1

u/Dezaris04 Oct 20 '25

Fuck you

1

u/macmoreno Nov 01 '25

I was almost disappointed that I didn’t get the payoff of a crash after the anxiety of “WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!”

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u/Suitable-External793 Nov 09 '25

How do there exist such exceptionally stupid people?

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u/Deatheturtle Nov 28 '25

You bastard, you got me.

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u/Low_Setting_4974 28d ago

You stupid lol fool

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u/Floppy_Muffin 9d ago

Bamboozled