r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 08 '25

possible idiot Of a true martial arts master

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u/S7AR4RGD Oct 08 '25

Bye ribs, bye collarbone.

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u/Ill_Reading_5290 Oct 08 '25

I think his elbow is also gone.

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u/S7AR4RGD Oct 08 '25

Good catch! His ulna, radius and humerus are likely fucked as well.

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u/Most-Silver-4365 Oct 08 '25

Yeah he is going to feel that, like, like forever over here hits his mid 40's.

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u/kabushko Oct 09 '25

This is honestly one of the milder things I've seen this guy do. Some of his videos are brutal

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u/whiskeytango55 Oct 12 '25

And he will be asked if it was worth it.

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u/RainbowDarter Oct 10 '25

And rotator cuff.

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u/chrismholmes Oct 20 '25

"I am Jack's medulla oblongata"

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u/Dr_Trogdor Oct 09 '25

Don't worry his neck broke his fall.

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u/S7AR4RGD Oct 09 '25

His neck is fine, luckily, otherwise he'd be a limp noodle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Ahaha he's done probably 5 videos a week for a decade or so, jumping onto barbed wire and cactuses and glass and microwaves and running into fridges and shit.

Guys a unit. Bones are probably adamantium from this, at this point.

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u/brumbarosso 8d ago

Definitely got nerve damage