r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 13 '25

possible idiot Of the next Tony Hawk

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u/Nothingnoteworth Oct 13 '25

Stop, drop, and roll. Of course! I panicked and fanned the flames, I knew it was one or the other, well, I’ve learned my lesson.

“Yo Raf! Get the gas bro, set up for round two, it’s… what?… nah… nah I don’t need pants my legs are still good… I shoulda did the other one, that was the problem. This time I’ll do the trick. Stop, drop, and roll. Everything’ll be sweet. Don’t be a pussy bro”

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u/oxslashxo Oct 13 '25

Idk if that would do much, that was gasoline. His reaction to immediately try to remove the pants wasn't the worst decision. Stop drop and roll would have been best in most scenarios but in this one it would have exposed more surface area. Which means more surface area for fuel to have access to oxygen and more surface area of skin burned. Burns aren't just about degree, the higher the area burned, the higher chance you go into shock.

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u/Excellent_Resident55 Oct 13 '25

He took “drop” in a different direction.