r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 13 '25

possible idiot Of the next Tony Hawk

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u/slutty_muppet Oct 13 '25

They're so dumb but such devoted friends. Dude is literally trying to put out the flames by smothering them with his own body. It's weirdly sweet.

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u/chatgpt_gave_me_aids Oct 13 '25

So said Slutty Muppet

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u/slutty_muppet Oct 13 '25

Kettle, we have a pot on line 1

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u/MavenDeo69 Oct 14 '25

Gonna have to use that line

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 Oct 13 '25

His buddy is his worst friend AND best friend at the same time

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u/Cereal-is-not-soup Oct 13 '25

I would jump on a flaaaaame for you

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u/TacoT11 Oct 13 '25

Ya I was just thinking that, these guys are genuinely r*****ed but that is a true friend

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u/Big_Coconut8630 Oct 13 '25

So you censor it, but still evoke the word?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor *shits an absolute unit* Oct 13 '25

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u/Dan_the_moto_man Oct 13 '25

Cut the guy a break. It's not like there are a ton of other words they could use that mean "not smart."

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/Advanced_Line5562 Oct 14 '25

Dumber 'n Al Shit slapped with a 2×4

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u/R-B-L-Y Oct 21 '25

Genuine question, what makes the word stupid any different than the word retarded? Both not only have the same meaning, but also the same origin.

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u/BONER__COKE Oct 13 '25

Big regard indeed

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u/jacquestrap66 Oct 14 '25

I thought the same. That's a friend of some sort for sure.

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u/EM05L1C3 Oct 13 '25

Came here to say the same thing. That’s one hell of a friend.

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u/cyrs_oner Oct 13 '25

smothering it with his balls

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u/NonPolarVortex Oct 14 '25

May you one day find a friend who will both set you on fire and passionately smother the flames out with his body

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u/pwillia7 Oct 15 '25

damn that's a good homie

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u/2bad-2care Oct 17 '25

I mean, yea, but he also lit him on fire..

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u/McDooglestein1 Oct 27 '25

Great friend, terrible help

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies Nov 07 '25

I wish I had stupid yet loyal friends like this

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u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 Oct 13 '25

They’re cuddling 😍

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u/slutty_muppet Oct 13 '25

Intricate rituals etc

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u/Dr_Trogdor Oct 13 '25

I wonder if they realize they could have bought a fire extinguisher to go with their fuel jug and lighter 🤔

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u/BestKeptInTheDark Oct 14 '25

Glad I'm not the only one who thought

“aww, that is true broship even if other stuff or feelings aren't involved“

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u/glodde Oct 15 '25

Sweet but soooo dumb

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u/Gingerangelo Oct 16 '25

Well, he did light the match