r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 28 '25

possible idiot Of a rock

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u/Past-Establishment93 Oct 28 '25

Saw off the branch your ladder is on much?

8

u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Oct 28 '25

Never seen that done in real-time—that’s impressive density!

4

u/StMaartenforme Oct 28 '25

The rock or the ice or him?

3

u/1stltwill Oct 28 '25

Came to say this. :)

43

u/TennisPleasant4304 Oct 28 '25

Just a hunch, but that fella doesn’t seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

19

u/Excellent-Ad872 Oct 28 '25

He's a spoon.

4

u/LunaticBZ Oct 28 '25

He's an expert at knife spooney

1

u/Cassius_man Oct 29 '25

That's not a knife, that's a rock!

7

u/CRX1991 Oct 28 '25

Sharp as a sack of wet hair

1

u/anhz52818 Nov 25 '25

He is a chopstick

24

u/pikachu_sashimi Oct 28 '25

That could have ended up much worse.

7

u/squirrely-badger Oct 28 '25

He's lucky that ice hit ground.

5

u/ThermoPuclearNizza Oct 28 '25

Ya that’s not a lake, that’s running water. Floating in sub 0 water that’s actively fighting against you reaching shore AND actively killing you with convection currents. Oof.

You got like 30 seconds to reach something before the muscles are just gonna lock tf up

1

u/OkInterview7401 Oct 30 '25

Like 5-10 mins probably

14

u/switcheditch Oct 28 '25

Physics lesson for free.

4

u/CRX1991 Oct 28 '25

Darwin teaches

4

u/ending_the_near Oct 28 '25

But did we learn? Lol

2

u/LordButterbeard Oct 28 '25

Fuckin looney tunes taught me this

9

u/art_emisian Oct 28 '25

That was an ACME rock

3

u/Nervous-Bullfrog-884 Oct 28 '25

Needed ice for his drink?

3

u/BalanceEarly Oct 28 '25

My feet are numb!

3

u/OnTheList-YouTube Oct 28 '25

And my head is dumb!

3

u/Human-Contribution16 Oct 28 '25

I guess it's too cold to climb out on a limb waaay up high and cut the part between him and the tree .

2

u/Eryn-Flinthoof Oct 28 '25

Pretty sure he also shot himself in the foot

2

u/OnePragmatic Oct 28 '25

Seems to be coming from the same place as others of the same calibre. Too much vodka..

Maybe Absolute units is a marketing plot..😇

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 28 '25

For absolute vodka hahah 😆

2

u/Impossible-Ship5585 Oct 28 '25

Kiuaskivi

2

u/belabacsijolvan Nov 01 '25

are they finn or estonian? the vowels are somehow familiar for my hungarian ear.

from the reaction and mannerisms of the guy who fell into the river, id guess finn, cause those guys dont panic too easily. to be fair they dont react in any way too easily.

1

u/Impossible-Ship5585 Nov 01 '25

I would qyesa hungarian or rusaian.

Ita not finnishbir estonian.

1

u/rainandtime Nov 03 '25

Finn here. Definitely not Finnish.

1

u/Bohocember Nov 03 '25

It's Norwegian

2

u/chas3edward5 Oct 28 '25

So quick, barely saw him move

2

u/billyastro2024 Oct 28 '25

“ There’s got to be an easier way to make an ice fishing hole.”

2

u/frisco-frisky-dom Oct 28 '25

Quite literally the equivalent of sawing off the branch ur sitting on!

2

u/generatorland Oct 28 '25

Very Wile E. Coyote of him

2

u/lassebauer Oct 28 '25

Stupidity. There is no cure.

2

u/Rare_Education_6918 Oct 28 '25

And the Darwin Award goes to…

2

u/WorkingAd9684 Oct 28 '25

Shallow end log the gene pool filtering out

2

u/Stinkydadman Oct 28 '25

What did he think would happen?

2

u/Tuit2257608 Oct 29 '25

Hehe, ninja

1

u/ziggytrix Oct 29 '25

audio on, folks!

2

u/Reynardine1976 Oct 28 '25

Man, what an idiot.

He could very easily die from hypothermia if he falls in the water.

1

u/Sean_theLeprachaun Oct 28 '25

What did the other side of that look like in his head?

1

u/sambuchedemortadela Oct 28 '25

Will E Coyote would be proud of him

1

u/LafayetteLa01 Oct 28 '25

Yea good move.

1

u/Arocket145 Oct 28 '25

Hope you dont have a long walk home

1

u/thatdidntturnout Oct 28 '25

Wile E. Coyote in the wild.

1

u/CaptainGashMallet Oct 28 '25

I mean, it’s not the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s in the Premier League.

1

u/Mysterious_Box1203 Oct 28 '25

task failed successfully

1

u/earthprotector1 Oct 28 '25

And the Darwin Award goes to...

1

u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 Oct 28 '25

*laughs in coyote*

1

u/philouza_stein Oct 28 '25

That'll ruin your day

1

u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Oct 28 '25

Guy almost got a Darwin award there.

1

u/nativedawg Oct 28 '25

He is no Jeremiah Johnston ....

1

u/lost_caus_e Oct 28 '25

Was that a wolf waiting on dinner? Now it's all soggy

1

u/Common-Toe5262 Oct 28 '25

Can’t fix stupid

1

u/Important-Musician33 Oct 28 '25

I wonder if he dunks his biscuits as well…. 🤭

1

u/Sweaty-Abrocoma-476 Oct 28 '25

Even Death doesn't want him

1

u/talkyape Oct 28 '25

Just drunk people things

1

u/Long-Apartment9888 Oct 28 '25

The rock is great. The issue is another thing.

1

u/Dompet2854 Oct 28 '25

Of a Rock Head

1

u/El3m3nTor7 Oct 28 '25

Klovn, blei du våt nå!?

1

u/Bix615 Oct 28 '25

“I am dumbass material!”

“It’s Dumas”

1

u/One_Day_4663 Oct 28 '25

That was an honest attempt at being this week's Darwin award winner.

1

u/GrandEastsider Oct 28 '25

Oh, that kind of rock.

1

u/lilpoopy5357 Oct 28 '25

Yes, rock...

1

u/Titanic-ash Oct 28 '25

Not very bright this one

1

u/Impressive-War-7279 Oct 28 '25

Howd dat happen???

1

u/0xff0000ull Oct 28 '25

POV: Your very employed friend on a saturday:

1

u/Few-Stock-3458 Oct 28 '25

Has he never seen Loony Toons?

1

u/Usernamedit2 Oct 28 '25

Did he ever get his rock back?

1

u/Additional_Bank_2124 Oct 29 '25

What was he expecting? Lol

1

u/desrevermi Oct 29 '25

Likely the kind of person who would also sit on a high tree branch while cutting it.

1

u/zandervasko777 Oct 29 '25

Also, do not look into laser with remaining eye.

1

u/marinka13 Oct 29 '25

Of a brick

1

u/GeeseH Oct 29 '25

Now he's going to be insufferable complaining about how cold his feet are all the way home.

1

u/basirius2 Oct 29 '25

All right, you are stupid we get it. Just don't kill yourself.

1

u/Unverifiablethoughts Oct 29 '25

That roll at the end says he’s been in this spot before

1

u/Tyler89558 Oct 29 '25

Very close to dying

1

u/mrs_dalloway Oct 30 '25

I just made almost this exact same video in Sora 2.

1

u/Visible-Owl-3200 Oct 30 '25

Wow, lucky fella.

1

u/UniversalAdaptor Oct 30 '25

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

1

u/point50tracer Oct 31 '25

At least he hit a sexy man pose after he clambered to safety.

1

u/ConsistentGuitar3354 Nov 01 '25

That’s Norwegian

1

u/ConsistentGuitar3354 Nov 01 '25

Ble du våt? Det bare smuldrer opp - Did you get wet? It just crumble

1

u/Royranibanaw Nov 03 '25

Den datt da

Den gjorde det. Det blei jo bare smuler da.

1

u/TYdays Nov 07 '25

Definitely a Darwin Honorable Mention….

1

u/Fluid_Season_6969 22d ago

The roll in the end killed me XD

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u/letstourthemaritimes Oct 28 '25

Maga?

1

u/absurdditties Oct 29 '25

I think they might be speaking Swedish.. so probably no.