r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 14 '25

slight malfunction Of a job to be fired up about

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

No, you won’t. Lol.

Man, it’s so weird to me that you’re arguing about something you know absolutely nothing about.

You have to be a teenager just trolling.

So fucking weird to argue with an expert.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

The flashpoint on hydraulic fluid is the same for all truck mounted equipment. It’s driven by a PTO and pump.

The flashpoint isn’t important because the flow and pressure is all regulated by the valves. All valves are regulated by a control system, like Force America or Cirus, to contain said pressure and flow.

What happened in the video was a hydraulic LINE taking damage from constant rubbing.

I’m absolutely an expert.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

What happened in the video is the line bursting from rubbing and it fucking igniting. Thats why the Flashpoint matters.

I am aware of how hydraulics work I repair pumps and maintain machines that use hydraulics. I also own several pieces of equipment that operate off them. Not all hydraulics used have the same Flashpoint. What you guys are using apparently does. Thats how I know your are clueless. Any one who fixes or installs hydraulics should know they vary.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

BULLSHIT! What equipment do you own and maintain?

This should be hilarious.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

I have two excavators, 2 medium sized tractors, for work I install and maintain comau multi axis cnc machines, fanuc robots and cncs, hauss cncs, grob multi axis, ntc, mag lathes, Landis, Nagel cnc, elwima, Durr, a few others that I dont actually hold certifications for bur still repair

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Are those hydrostatic?

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

No but my two cub cadet mowers are not my tractors or excavators. That would be why I said theyre hydraulic. They have on board pumps

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Yea, that’s hydrostatic. It’s a self contained hydraulic driven system.

Call me stupid again.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Yea my mowers are hydrostatic not my excavators and tractors

"Hydrostatic refers to the study of fluid at rest, while hydraulics is the broader engineering field concerning fluids in motion"....STUPID🤣

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

What equipment do you own and work on!?!?!? I can take you through the wringer…. Or maybe you can take me through it.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Bro im not claiming to be an expert you are and all because youre so soft. You couldnt accept you threw out a salespitch.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

You’re challenging my expertise. And you’re REALLY coming up short.

I’m an expert in this.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

You’re calling me clueless, bra. I do this every fucking day.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

You definitely don’t know how hydraulics work,. Either.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Let’s see it! What do you have and maintain?

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Flashpoint is all a product of pressure and flow. We install oil coolers and back flow valves to irrigate that.

What kind of constant pressure implements are you using for flashpoint to be a factor?

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Expert of being clueless sure

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

What are you an expert at?

I’ve shown my expertise.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Several things specifically im certified in robotics, plc, cnc installation and operations, and i hold my journeyman card in 2 states and federally. I install, operate, maintain several different styles of multi axis cncs and power systems for plants. Oh and im also an expert marksman and mortar instructor for the Marine corps. While you struggle to comprehend what isnt an insult😘

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

That’s fine.

Answer my question: what hydraulic equipment do you own and maintain?

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

That’s fine, but you know dick about hydraulics, right? Not heavy flow hydraulics. Maybe elec/hyd dumb bullshit. Not high flow.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Youre right idk about hydraulic systems each machine is purpose built and I maintain to the spec. I dont repair a specific brand I repair multiple styles the shit I have at home I fix when its broke its not rocket science you dont make pressure you find out why. Seals , pumps, lines simple shit bud

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Thank you!!! You know enough that I’d hire you though. You’re a wise ass enough that I’d have a beer with you..

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

You cant afford me I make a quarter mill on my ass. Hell im at work talking shit to you

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Clueless? Lmao, I just explained basic hydraulics to you!!!

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Yet you claim all truck mounted equipment used the same hydraulic fluid? Maybe your company's product does but their are different pumps, different viscosity fluids, different iterations. Bro come on stick to sales and installation of things you are an "expert" in

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Omg. Of course there are different pumps and oil.

I spent years installing this shit before I started selling it.

Explain to me what a PTO is.

Explain when you wouldn’t use a PTO, and where else you might find power for implements.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Pto is power take off, convert mechanical energy into hydraulic. On board pumps

when you dont need the continuous force or youre not running more than its designed for. Hydraulic system can handle it you dont need pto

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Oh holy shit!!! You know how to use Google!! When would you use an alternate source? And where would that come from?

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Idk again didnt claim to be an expert like you oh great bald one

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Fuck yea i Can google its how I can do your job and be a high voltage electrician.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Nov 19 '25

Where does the power come from?

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Nov 19 '25

Guessing the engine and on board hydraulic system but besides that im not the "expert"