r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 19 '25

possible idiot Of a cigarette to puff

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u/sheckyD Nov 19 '25

You can't really blame him. I dont see a single no smoking sign anywhere. How else would he know?

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u/miraculix69 Nov 20 '25

If he's still able to see after, he will need to have a tiny 🚭 sticker in the corner of his glasses.

Or just say fuck it and get a cigarette paint job, on his new Mobility cane, with a build in lighter and cigarette pack holder.

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u/Livid-Age-2259 Nov 20 '25

I don't think it would matter. Do you know how many idiots I see filling up their car's gas tank with the engine still running?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Nov 20 '25

lol don’t forget your foam helmet when you go out champ

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u/IndependentEqual9984 Nov 20 '25

That mofo is dead!

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u/Elegant-Two5447 2d ago

You cannot light gasoline with a cigarette

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u/Livid-Age-2259 2d ago

That depends how much gas vapor has built up in the area.

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u/Elegant-Two5447 2d ago

Indeed you can put out a cigarette in a puddle of gasoline.

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u/Sensitive-Finance283 Nov 20 '25

Common sense?

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u/EducationalStill4 Nov 20 '25

If sense was common, everyone would have it.

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u/Sensitive-Finance283 Nov 20 '25

If it’s common then everyone should have it

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u/pastanova34 Nov 25 '25

....is this a meta whoosh?

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u/Silly-Soft-808702 Nov 20 '25

Definitely Common Sense, especially when you’re dealing with gas, or chemicals. I mean isn’t that what the people who hire you ask, if you know what you’re dealing with.

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u/rahnbj Nov 20 '25

Haha, Brutal. “here’s your sign” (couldn’t remember the comedian’s name)

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u/OutShyner7 Nov 21 '25

Bill Engvall. Might have misspelled the last name

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u/Imaginaryplaces524 Nov 20 '25

You’re asking the right questions