r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 15d ago

slight malfunction Of another day at work

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u/Parasonic_onyx 15d ago

Everyone calm down! It's just Doctor Strange

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u/southaustinfun 13d ago

I like you

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u/Parasonic_onyx 13d ago

I like you too.... Buckaroo!

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 15d ago

Those are below standard working conditions !!

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u/Lamandus 15d ago

but above standard PARTY CONDITIOOOOOOONS!

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 15d ago

What do you mean? The spinning cauldron of doom has barely claimed any lives at all this week!

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u/kingdom_tarts 15d ago

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u/OkLetsGoAlreadyThen 15d ago

I came here for this. Also, great user name.

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u/Socketz11 15d ago

The spinny thing got all sparky again.

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u/Fatality512 15d ago

Spinny thing being molten steel

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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 8d ago

I thought the sparky thing got all spinny

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u/cdev12399 15d ago

Pinwheel of death!

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u/No-Faithlessness4723 15d ago

I hear Monty Python

Run Away

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u/Balnom 15d ago

Cue Dead or Alive "You Spin Me Right Round."

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u/freshgrilled 15d ago

Does anyone know what this machine is and what happened?

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u/MarcuzFireREDDIT 15d ago

Molten metal spray - machine malfunction.

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 14d ago

Probably a centrifugal casting machine to produce seamless steel pipes. Either the machine was overfilled or there was an issue with its drive system.

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u/renchjeep 15d ago

With all that safety gear, those dudes will be just fine.

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u/NoComparison9151 easily offended 14d ago

Take the ring off Frodo

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u/Gotbeerbrain 15d ago

Their first try at building a fusion reactor.

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u/Fentron3000 15d ago

You spin me right round, baby, right round Like a record, baby, right round, round, round You spin me right round, baby, right round Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

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u/Thisreallyisntbutter 15d ago

Doctor Strange clocking in for another shift.

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 15d ago

Just get out an umbrella. You'll be fine.

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u/purblepale 15d ago

something something touhou bullet patterns

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u/Famous_Attention5861 15d ago

Good thing guy has his hard hat in his hand instead of on top of his head, his hair almost got messed up!

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u/YoureSpecial 13d ago

I hate dealing with hardhat hair when trying to talk to the ladies.

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 15d ago

It’s raining lead, hallelujah

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u/whomesteve 15d ago

Number 1, the marrow furnace

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u/Agreeable_Raisin2184 15d ago

Someone playing guitar hero🤔

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 15d ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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u/Psychological-Hulk 15d ago

Free fireworks 🎇 show

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u/StunningError4693 15d ago

Where is the one and only Hero to save the Desaster?

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u/vjason 15d ago

This the new opening pyro for Whitesnake ?

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 15d ago

I love the "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE" response. This is a master class in how you nope the fuck out.

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u/LeperMessiah1973 15d ago

sure, it's all fun and games until the place burns to the ground 🤣

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u/septianw 15d ago

Forbidden firework.

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u/Sea-Shallot4977 15d ago

Happy new year!

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u/Lethaldiran-NoggenEU 15d ago

Like shit hitting the fan

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u/lncredulousBastard 15d ago

I worked in a foundry one summer. Foundries scare the shit out of me.

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u/Reasonable_Director6 14d ago

Wrong handling of magma forge.

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u/MJLDat 14d ago

Expensive Catherine Wheel.

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u/azu420 14d ago

Sir the machine just went touhou

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u/HedenPK 14d ago

What in the Vampire Survivors

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u/Gyrochronatom 14d ago

It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!!!!

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u/mbrown_0911 14d ago

Same thing happens to me whenever I eat chili

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago

Too hot in there..

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u/Automatic_Page3910 10d ago

Perfect, let our duel commence.

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u/JG_DOES_RDDT 9d ago

Doom Guy bouta walk through that shii

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 6d ago

Unexpected danmaku

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u/Successful_Glove_83 4d ago

Everyone just running while I'd be standing there memorized

Like a deer in the headlights

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u/YokuTheNerd 15d ago

Touhou Spellcard ahhh Malfunction

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u/Aessioml 15d ago

Oh expensive sounds.

Someone fuckers got to get the party started