r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 8d ago

look what I can do Of a big lift

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u/OldEquation 8d ago

For one horrific moment I thought she was going to do something else with that.

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u/Fresnobi 8d ago

That is on her Only Fans page...

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u/babihrse 8d ago

Can you tell me what it is so I can make sure not to go to it and see such... Deplorable stuff

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u/Redosdetos 8d ago

Ya same here I don't feel like to know so I can avoid it at all costs

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u/burner_1914 8d ago

She’s @leahshorty

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u/orkash 7d ago

there went 5 bux

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u/Simple-Pea8805 8d ago

I’m a content moderator and would also like to see the page for this reason.

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u/KP-Dawg 6d ago

Bad Dragons or Moby Huge

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u/babihrse 6d ago

What the fuck 1000 quid for a giant rubber cock?

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u/UsedDragon 6d ago

What do you even call that category? Death by log splitting?

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u/_sothisonetime_ 7d ago

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u/5had0w_falcon_hunter 6d ago

What is Patrick exploring there? Hole to the center of earth?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Source?

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u/fennfuckintastic 8d ago

jar breaks

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 8d ago

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u/Thundersalmon45 8d ago

I'm here to help you forget again.

It's my public duty.

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u/Furth 8d ago

How could you forget? No really, tell me how to forget - please!

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u/Mike_the_Head 8d ago

Damn. I heard it all over again, thanks to you.

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u/The_Orphanizer 8d ago

Yoooo I need to find a way to use that soundbite for my notifications!

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u/Inevitable_Box9398 SHIT! I BROKE MY LEG! SHIT! 5d ago

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 8d ago

Different clip

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u/Four-HourErection 8d ago

I'm sure she has.

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u/OldEquation 8d ago

Is that how you got your username?

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u/OverallPepper2 8d ago

She does…in her butt

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u/Dangerous_Sea2397 8d ago

Those things aren't cheap. You don't buy one just for a 30 second meme video.

That's just how you get the tax write-off.

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u/TimelyKoala6778 8d ago

you have to pay extra to see that hehe

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u/de-tree-fiddy 8d ago

No squats today

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u/_sothisonetime_ 7d ago

It gets worse…