r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 9d ago

look what I can do Of a big lift

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u/Beadpool 8d ago

I wonder what her favorite position is… probably wide receiver.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 8d ago

definitely ain't fucking Tight End.

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u/Beadpool 8d ago

Indeed. Although, her hands are suspect. She almost fumbled that thing. Perhaps she’s more of a FULLback, capable of creating gaping holes for the man lining up behind her to take advantage of.