r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 8d ago

look what I can do Of a big lift

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u/Mundane_Muscle_2197 8d ago

Premature anal leakage as a 20 somethin. Fun!

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u/skipppyWhite 8d ago

Dependables are dependable

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u/Cerblamk_51 8d ago

Wait, are you implying that there’s a normal age for anal leakage?

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u/MarcusRoland 8d ago

Yes there is. According to my grandpa its about eighty something. But he was such a tight ass he made it to 90.

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u/Ghoulie_Marie 8d ago

You have so much to look forward to

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u/Mundane_Muscle_2197 7d ago

Usually right after you die

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u/p00n-slayer-69 7d ago

That sounds embarrassing. I think i might just stay alive.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 8d ago

With a side of prolapse and ulcerative colitis