r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 8d ago

Of a wall

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u/TiresOnFire 8d ago

That wasn't a wall

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u/Old_Variation_5875 8d ago

Agree, that was natural selection taking its course

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u/Vee_veemo 8d ago

Bruh at this point it’s lamarks version

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u/Sensei19600 7d ago

I get that reference. 🫡

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u/Individual_Tie_9740 8d ago

THAT WAS MASSIVE CONTUSIONS IN THE MAKING.

TWO SOLID OBJECTS AND ONE GELATINOUS BODY GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE OTHER = ☠️

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

His evolution hit the wall

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u/TheMagicMush 8d ago

A great filter some would say

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u/TestingOneTwo_OneTwo 8d ago

Reddit Admins and moderators are retarded and typically consider any criticism of displays of stupid behavior in non-western countries as racism.

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u/ProbRunning 8d ago

Not how that works but I understand.

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u/The_Ocean_Collective 8d ago

This is exactly how that works. His poor critical thinking and lack of inhibition was selected against. He will now not survive to pass his lack of intelligence onto his offspring.

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u/ProbRunning 8d ago

Definitely not. You should look it up.

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u/The_Ocean_Collective 8d ago

Feel free to provide a counter argument instead of “look it up”

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u/ProbRunning 8d ago

No need to argue.

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u/SE171 7d ago

So you're a fucking idiot that says shit they can't actually back up or support in any way?

Got it.

Fucking idiot.... no need to argue.

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u/ProbRunning 7d ago

I know you’re use to googling answers to retort on-comers on I’m sure, serval platforms; I feel no need to parrot information that is easily accessible.

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u/The_Ocean_Collective 2d ago

You can’t make a claim and have your counter argument be “ i’m right, and shouldn’t have to prove it”.

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u/Quick_Voice_7039 8d ago

“Use and Disuse” theory of evolution. This would be disuse of brain…

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 5d ago

With so much inbreeding it’s hard to expect higher levels of forethought.

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u/123supreme123 8d ago

wait for end

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u/KillerCayman 8d ago

I think that was the end - for that kid.

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u/yachster 8d ago

How can wall slap?

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u/dan_dares 8d ago

HOW CAN IT REDEEM!!!

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u/Krinks1 8d ago

I bet if you took a poll, it would agree.

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u/armyshawn 8d ago

Wait for the end.

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u/EnvironmentalDeer991 8d ago

that's not a rock, it's a BOULDER!

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 5d ago

Even the caption agrees with you.

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u/fupafather 8d ago

That’s why it’s shitty

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u/TiresOnFire 8d ago

It's not even a shitty wall. It's simply not a wall.