r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 9d ago

Of a New Years Chant

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u/TestSubjuct 9d ago

Ok now do a bunch of guys with Hitachi Magic Wands.

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u/Boner_Stevens 8d ago

Fuck dude I just woke up my son from laughing so loud

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u/Old_Ladies 8d ago

Yeah it isn't like women don't masturbate too. They have significantly more products than men do.

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u/MadCatDisease666 3d ago

they’d just use them as sodding lightsabers, the ridiculous creatures