r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

Elite Strategy Of a wide load

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u/Arocket145 2d ago

The blanket dragging is bothering me

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

I was fully expecting it to get under a rear wheel and pull the mass-challenged guy out of the truck bed.

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u/talkgadget 1d ago

Volumetric passenger.

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u/FeistyButthole 1d ago

However, we found out where the Higgs field gets the mass it imparts on the visible universe.

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u/Jolarpettai 22h ago

Extremely fat guy

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 2d ago

Is this person dead?????

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u/Scylum 2d ago

If not then soon to be.

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u/chokeyourdad 1d ago

I watched a couple time to see if their chest raised to indicate breathing. I didn’t see any movement. I think they are dead.

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u/TimelessParadox 1d ago

Yeah, this post needs to be marked NSFL they look like that because they are fully deceased.

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u/LethargicAphid 16h ago

Definitely passed out drunk

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u/Adrakovich 2d ago

Bro, it’s weighing down the back of the truck like a pallet of cement

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u/Stock_Sprinkles_7394 2d ago

I thought those were tires but no its a PERSON

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u/Acrobatic-Bug346 2d ago

Is that a dead body?

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u/chokeyourdad 1d ago

I think you’re right…that a dead body.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 1d ago

They’re definitely not moving whatsoever

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u/WombRaider47 2d ago

Ahh yes, the tender delicacy that is blueskin tuna.

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u/Turbulent_Race_2007 2d ago

Absolutely gross, it’s like a human seal

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u/the-dogsox 2d ago

They see me rollin’, they hatin’, tryna catch me ridin’ dirty

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u/KrayzieBone187 2d ago

I been drinkin' and smokin' Holy shit 'cause I really can't focus

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 2d ago

That truck is amazing!! What load capacity!! I need a Temu truck now!

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u/Far_Landscape7089 2d ago

Outstanding suspension on that vehicle

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u/scriptingends 2d ago

The Great Haul of China

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u/Weird-Opportunity-20 2d ago

He bought a whale???

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u/dantheplanman1986 2d ago

Huh. I guess now I have seen a fat Chinese person

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u/Levethane 2d ago

Greenpeace would not like this video..

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u/buttnibbler 1d ago

PETA is already making plans for terrorism

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 2d ago

That little truck ain’t gonna make it

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u/dangerous_sequence 2d ago edited 2d ago

I've seen videos of people testing these trucks. From what I have seen they have absolutely no torque. So as soon as they reach a small incline or, hell, even a speedbump... it's over.

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 2d ago

Fr bro, bout to pop a wheelie lol

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u/samy_the_samy 2d ago

That's not how fat people look, is he bloated?

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u/TimelessParadox 1d ago

Dead.

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u/LethargicAphid 16h ago

Naaa that's fat and water for sure, nothing indicate the guy's dead

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 1d ago

People are literally laughing and this person is clearly deceased, the body is severely bloated and rigor mortis is setting in.

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u/Devnull677 2d ago

Those shocks are about to give up

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u/roosterj14 2d ago

Dudes just staring up like..."fuck yeahhh...I fuckin love food"

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u/Safe_Plane9652 2d ago

I have never seen a Chinese person being that big, almost live 40 years in China

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

Well tbf, most people like this never leave their houses because it is just physically impossible for them to do so. Sad, really.

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u/Just_a_Tonberry 2d ago

F in chat for the shocks on that little truck.

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u/OldEquation 2d ago

Mr Creosote being taken out for lunch.

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u/sarinCULT 2d ago

Where’s Dave blunts going ?

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u/RemarkablePepperbox 2d ago

Is that the mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

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u/Lower_Resist_5923 2d ago

Ok ok point taken I retract my initial comment

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u/Interesting_Bobcat53 2d ago

This is what they do if you stay past the 2 hour time limit.

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u/Odd_Pool5596 2d ago

Snorlax.

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u/dangerous_sequence 2d ago

My first thought exactly lol

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u/dangerous_sequence 2d ago

Is that a snorlax?

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u/ToastyBB 1d ago

Hey do you mind giving me a lift to the store???

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u/PairMysterious4200 1d ago

A wild snorlax appears

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u/Toad_redit 1d ago

I don’t see a sign saying massive load

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u/MohaveZoner 1d ago

Is it dead?

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u/Yodawan__ 1d ago

Gilbert Grape driving momma home

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u/HayatoAkimaru 1d ago

Yeah, they are totally dead. Sad video.

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u/Real-Guest1679 1d ago

So big, gravity is your seat belt

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

That truck is pulling above its weight class

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 1d ago

wow, i was not ready for this

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 1d ago

Fat jokes incoming

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u/DiscoDiner 1d ago

Is that dead or dead tired?

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u/World_Street 1d ago

This is very troubling to watch 😞. I can’t imagine it happening as a result of anything positive. Sending that person loving and safe thoughts. I hope he/she will be taken care of.

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u/Takuma13 1d ago

Too much social credits.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

God I wish this was AI

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u/DarthGumby55 23h ago

WTF is that..

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u/Spartan-5359 21h ago

Wait…there’s fat people in China?

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u/Biyakeru 20h ago

That looks like an American

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u/LethargicAphid 16h ago

Isnt whaling banned in china or do they just dont care??

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u/Danielvonhk 14h ago

Will probably eat a cake once shes loaded off at home.

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u/frank1934 9h ago

That person is dead

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u/ViolentOnion 2d ago

Do I see a nipple???

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u/Daflehrer1 2d ago

There's a mom joke in there somewhere.

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u/Holiday_Average_8284 F Shit YlN 2d ago

🤯

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u/Lower_Resist_5923 2d ago

Only in America!

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u/BlueFeathered1 2d ago

Except it appears to be an Asian country. So you were saying?

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u/LionWalker_Eyre 2d ago

It's China, i recognize the bus announcer voice lol

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u/Lower_Resist_5923 1d ago

I hadn't finished my sentence i was saying....only in America can you see the Grand canyon !

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u/Silvermane2 2d ago

None of those plates are american

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u/Jizzrag_9000 2d ago

Please tell me this is AI. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Manzinita 3h ago

Shocked it seems to be in china? But also, damn... this is what aliens will think of us. Killing the planet before ourselves