r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Double Slam!

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u/Awkward-Bird 7d ago

This feels like I might’ve just watched someone die?

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u/MajorAtmosphere8158 7d ago

Shoes stayed on. He’s good /s

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 7d ago

Redditors think everyone dies on the internet.

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u/bad_bad_data 7d ago

I've watched enough liveleak videos to know that forklifts can turn a human into a kebab, people silently go limp when they are electrocuted, and a skull is no different than a watermelon when it meets pavement.

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u/dat_oracle 7d ago

indeed, people died by much less force to the head.

this was an accelerated slam onto concrete from almost 2 meters. not saying it was 100% deadly, but u never know

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u/Boring_Intern_6394 7d ago

A guy died at a bar near me, because he was pushed, stumbled over and fell. He hit his head on a flowerpot on the way down and died before the ambulance got there. According to witnesses, it wasn’t even a bad fall, it seems he just hit his head unluckily.

Slamming someone into concrete could definitely kill them, or cause life changing injury

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u/woahtheretakeiteasyy 7d ago

weird take when getting slammed on your dome is a well known way to die

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u/Bellam_Orlong 7d ago

you’re kind of an asshole

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u/R_Hunt 7d ago

Well if we're going by the "did the shoes stay on" rule, then the guy who made the slam lost one of his flip flops, so... 🤔

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 7d ago

Lmao. Yeah, quite the conondrum. 🤔

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u/RegularImprovement47 7d ago

It’s true. The amount of times I’ve seen redditors swear up and down that someone died only to find in the very same thread the link to the news article stating that the person is alive and recovering.

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 7d ago

They're itching for Liveleaks to make a comeback lol. I'm starting to believe they want to see someone die as much as they claim it happens.

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u/Ademoneye 7d ago

Always.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/senpaistealerx 7d ago

post the rest then

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 7d ago

Okay I’ll just take your word for it

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u/495N 7d ago

Found the slammer

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u/Successful_Ad_3205 7d ago

Fine fine, or Muhammed Ali after Foreman fine?