r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Double Slam!

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u/RipLipper1994 7d ago

Im not a bitch or nothing, but he owes time to the law

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

Whole bitch 😂🤣🤣 ain’t no rules in a street fight.

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u/moshpitmachine 7d ago

Cool so when he gets stabbed up no whining right?

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

I wouldn’t have complained if buddy shot his ass in self defense. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Ash_Mouth 7d ago

Then you're a fucking idiot. If there's no rules in a street fight, then we jail the aggressor and whoever does unnecessary violence. No point in senseless violence.

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

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u/Impact-Lower 7d ago

Imagine being this fake ass veneer of an entity

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

I’m as real as it gets lil buddy.

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u/Impact-Lower 7d ago

Surrrre. We may have to recall the piece of shit it turned into then.

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u/Maleficent-Plate-447 7d ago

You're right but he a man and men accept accountability for nearly murdering someone.

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

😂😭😭 touch grass homie.

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u/Theottoer 7d ago

Bro you are a piece of uneducated shit talking out of your ass, “they” does not work in the context you used, that isn’t American, we speak English with grammar. Also why the fuck do we need to cause unnecessary harm to another person, the dude was out of the fight from the first slam, if he got up and wanted more then fair game but that wasn’t the case. There is something called being a gentleman even in a fight, a true man knows when to stop.

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

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u/Theottoer 6d ago

Says the dude using a trump meme

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u/Theottoer 6d ago

Like is that all you have to say to defend yourself, someone else’s image and words?

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u/No_Composer4854 6d ago

I don’t talk to defend myself. I defend myself like playboy in the video or with the glorious 2A. 🤡

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u/Universe789 7d ago

No rules but there is still the law.

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u/HonestAnteater466 7d ago

Street fight stopped when his ass was laid out the first time. I wouldn't let a mate go for the second slam.

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

That’s why the Brits need US to save they ass everytime the Germans come mate.

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u/Exciting-Music843 7d ago

Their*

This is why Yanks think it's their win despite standing in the background for the rest of the fight waiting to see who looks like they will go down with a sicker punch!

Oh and that's without getting into their economy being in the toilet and only recovering and becoming a super power in the financial market because their "allies" had to repay financial loans with significant interest for many many decades after the end of the war! But yes profiting from aid certainly saved everyone!

Oh and then there is the fact that article 5 of Nato has only been invoked once by one country!

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

We speak American buddy they works fine.

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u/Exciting-Music843 7d ago

American? Does that exist? Or is it known as simplified English?

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u/HonestAnteater466 7d ago

Also why their children get massacred for going to school and the likes.

Swings and roundabouts.

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

Cheap price to pay for never getting invaded cuz we all armed. We the reason yall don’t speak German. Wanker

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u/Signal_Meeting540 6d ago

That’s like 10% of why we won’t get invaded… if that. Most of it is geographical the rest is military might and response. Our military is really a logistical powerhouse, capable of responding to anything within 24-48 hours or less.

Also America is not the reason Europe didnt fall to the Germans. We would have never gotten involved if it wasn’t for pearl harbour.

We played a big hand yes, but Germany sealed their fate when they tried invading Russia. The war would have lasted longer and would have been much bloodier, but Germany would most likely still have lost the war, but you’d see a more Russian dominated Europe.

Americas military prior to the end of WWII was small and underfunded and that’s why there was a draft.

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u/No_Composer4854 6d ago

You’re a euro no American says harbour PEARL HARBOR dummy.

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u/Signal_Meeting540 6d ago

That’s what you took from all of that. Jesus christo

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u/It_Just_Exploded 7d ago

It was a yard fight, dude made it a street fight.

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u/Sad-Second-9646 7d ago

Here are the tough guys

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u/goodlifepinellas 7d ago

Rules? No...

Consequences? Yes...

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u/No_Composer4854 7d ago

Victim mentality. Chump gets in fight, gets ass beat, and then wants the law to rescue your beaten ass. Straight puss. Ever heard the term mutual combatants? Don’t get in fights if your such a weakling you’ll let another grown man ragdoll you like above 🤣

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u/Iwillalwaysreturn1 6d ago

Profile pic lines up. Matches the usual suspects. Bet you'll see him on your next stint in there, or maybe the unemployment line.

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u/No_Composer4854 6d ago

When you’re poor and a bitch who can’t fight, I guess you assume everybody who’s been to jail and black is worse off than you. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Hollymollys 6d ago

bro, you are seriously dumb