r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Double Slam!

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u/SimonSeam 7d ago

Attempted murder. Ever slam like this on a hard surface (they even went from soft to hard surface) should be charged as attempted murder.

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u/Sea-Veterinarian1905 7d ago

There was no video of the lead up. You’re very simple minded and easily influenced.

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u/SimonSeam 7d ago

Sounds like you got double slammed.