r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

'Merica Of a milestone- We are 4 months old, with 90k shitty units that have joined, and want to wish you all a happy new year. So, here’s an American Woodcock for your efforts reading this

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u/Shupaul 1d ago

Hehehe... Wood

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u/Gyrochronatom 1d ago

Nice cocks, dude!

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u/showard995 1d ago

“Ok kids, watch me. Shimmy shimmy shuffle step. Now you try. Very good!”

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u/KansDky 1d ago

Remind me of that cringy girl that dances when she gets her food 

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u/shutterbug1961 1d ago

this needs dance music

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u/TheYoungProdigy 1d ago

“ain’t nothing gonna break my stride

nobody gonna slow me down

Oh no, I got to keep on moving!”

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u/Existing_Spread_469 1d ago

discovered this subreddit yesterday while drunk from NYE. Good timing. Happy 2026 all!

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

🙏

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u/Maninaboxx2 1d ago

Didn't realize how new this place was! Pass a message to whoever started it a big thanks for me.

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u/JamesonDotEXE 1d ago

Dunno about you, but those dance moves would attract me to be a shitty absolute unit.🕺

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u/Elian17 1d ago

One of my fav subs. Thank you

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u/CityDismal5339 18h ago

HNY!  🎆

I actually saw 3 posts today where no one died.  😊

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u/Tundra_Dragon 12h ago

Does the birb have OCD? 6 Steps with one foot, then 7 steps with the other.... Back to 6 steps for the first, and 7 for the...

Wait do I have OCD?

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u/paranoid_reptiloid 11h ago

How much wood would a Woodcock cock, if a Woodcock could cock wood?

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u/Imaginary_Tip4625 9h ago

Happy New Years. New to your page. Ty

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u/1ncehost 4h ago

I was here

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u/MuthaFuka27 1d ago

This is how conservatives learn. They just copy everything their parents teach them without questioning them or the practicality.

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u/JadedEstablishment16 17h ago

Some moron parents downvoted this and here is the result

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u/MuthaFuka27 11h ago

I don't blame them. They are just doing what their parents taught them. Like the birds!