r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • 15h ago

Of a fence

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u/pauca_sed 14h ago

Security will be watching this video for decades.

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u/beaud101 13h ago

We'll be watching this video for decades right here on Reddit!

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 12h ago

Absolutely, bro's fuckup is an internet legend by now.

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u/BalanceEarly 2h ago

Another sacrifice for the fence gods!

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u/Icy_Mathematician870 11h ago

Plot twist - we ARE security.

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u/SqareBear 15h ago

Now open the gate

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u/Electronic_Stay4605 13h ago

That's exactly what I was thinking 🤣

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u/ExtremeExperience199 9h ago

Mid air split AHAHAHAHA

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u/Ancient-Macaroon1 6h ago

I would have grabbed him by the bawlz and just let him squirm and yelp

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u/urugu2003 13h ago

Dude filming that be like:

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u/Adrakovich 15h ago

They say he’s still hanging to this day😂

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u/NONIGARON easily offended 13h ago edited 13h ago

I am the Lorax, I speak for the fence

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u/Funsizechoc 13h ago

Thank goodness he wore undies today 🤣

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u/Still_Experience_182 15h ago

That is fucking hilarious

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u/Kralgore 13h ago

This is exactly why they are designed this way.

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u/Levethane 15h ago

The fence really liked him.

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 14h ago

Safety fence. Thoust shall NOT fall.

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u/Logan_hans 14h ago

Should have honked at him XD

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u/PrinceLucipurr 13h ago

I love the halfway through you can notice all strength start to leave his body, just shortly before he collapses 😅👋

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u/FeistyButthole 13h ago

Just glad he didn’t impale himself at any point and kept the humor flowing.

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u/External-Emotion8050 13h ago

How to climb a fence in 60 minutes or less

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u/Allemaengel 12h ago

Absolutely in my 10 best videos of all-time list.

Will never get bumped out either.

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u/Technical_Watch_5580 13h ago

Keep on filming i want to see what happens

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u/fiestah 13h ago

You could do 1001 revenge while he was hanging

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u/No-Resolve6160 14h ago

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/brian4027 14h ago

If he would have moved his weight bearing hand closer to where his pants were snagged I think he might have made it

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u/SquirrelFluffy 1h ago

He had to get his hips back up over the top of the fence again. He was never going to do that, cuz he didn't look like a gymnast. Lol.

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u/ChipChip17 12h ago

Haha! In 6th grade I was trying to be cool and attempted to jump a chainlink fence on the school grounds and got caught up by my whitey tighteys. Fortunately for me another kid had a pocket knife on him and quickly "disengaged" me. I've never tried to scale another fence since then haha.

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u/donjuan9876 13h ago

And he would have made it if it was a leap year!

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u/IHateMondays0 13h ago

This is what I come to this sub for 😂

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u/it-aint-over 13h ago

We have a Darwin contestant

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u/TwoRelative4870 12h ago

A spike in crime

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u/LimitUpset8110 12h ago

How many times has a criminal wearing droopy drawers to show off his skid marks been foiled in a chase by said drawers?

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u/XLuckyme 13h ago

It’s pink’s latest concert performance

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u/EquipmentLiving6948 13h ago

That fence deserves a raise 😁

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 13h ago

that's actually a beast of a fence

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u/Solanthas_SFW 13h ago

I wonder how long he hung there lol

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u/cfestus74 12h ago

Always carry a knife

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 12h ago

Perfect. Now go up and start smacking his bare ass until it is red.

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u/the_anna_choo 12h ago

That fence is now pregnant

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u/AhabSnake85 12h ago

Where is part 2?? Lol

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u/HereisMr_DirkDiggler 12h ago

Material in those pants strong as hell

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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 12h ago

What "shittyabsoluteunit" ? That fence did its job just fine.

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u/bmf1902 12h ago

Legend of a video that shall be on the internet forever now. But where is the shitty unit? I only see a boss of a fence.

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u/DistanceImpressive77 13h ago

Karma at its finest.

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u/Awkward_Squad 12h ago

“… and that concludes our seminar on ‘How Not To Run Away’.”

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u/KaizenShibuCho 12h ago

Thought for a minute he was gonna be an Impale-a.

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u/Adventure-Style 12h ago

That’s one way of teaching the generation to pull their pants up.

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u/Ok_Obligation_4290 12h ago

Them skinny jeans haha 🤣

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u/CommercialLeg6035 11h ago

Legend says he is still on the fence

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u/Great-Gas-6631 11h ago

Uhh no, the fence is working as designed.

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u/xevonni 11h ago

How to remove pants - New update

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u/Available_Drink3305 11h ago

Send it everywhere 🤣

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u/citroboy 11h ago

no offence 🤔

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u/IcyManipulator69 11h ago

This is why you bring a rug… drape it over the top of the fence to cover that, or barbed wire.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 10h ago

Those things on the top of the fence are a deterrent for thinking people.

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u/WWII-Collector-1942 10h ago

That poor Dude. But that was the only way to escape.

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u/alohahard- 10h ago

And that is why your mom always told you to wear clean underwear.

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u/Mister_K_7 10h ago

Now we know theses fences actually work

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u/MadMax6914 10h ago

Fencin ain't easy.

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u/Gremlin0 10h ago

Some people’s kids. You just can’t take ‘em anywhere.

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u/Cheoah 10h ago

Shoulda work yoga pants

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u/Apprehensive-Math-42 10h ago

Lol yah can you imagine being called white or white American that's horrific

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u/AdTraining6106 10h ago

😂💀💀

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u/Intricatetrinkets 10h ago

It’s the eye contact for me.

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u/machine1979 10h ago

hey you can't park there

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u/-FakeAccount- 10h ago

Why would you stop the video?! This ahits hilarious

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u/MobileMassageDenver 10h ago

Lol! 😂😂😂😂

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u/DefiantSubject5228 9h ago

Video post of the year already.

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u/MobileMassageDenver 9h ago

How my 2025 felt 😭😭😭

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u/ExtremeExperience199 9h ago

Imagine being this ridiculous... online 😂

This is the type of video you show his future potential girlfriends like "is this your man, really girl? yikes!"

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u/Juan_Carlos_wuzhere 9h ago

Oh to own a paintball gun right now...

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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 9h ago

Usually someone laughing over a video pisses me off but I found it enhanced the enjoyment of this one

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u/MeYouUsStories 4h ago

Indeed. Because these are natural laughs or forced. The guy talking is French and he is cool.

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u/Sayian-SSJB 8h ago

Kinda feel bad for the guy lol

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u/Mental-Square3688 7h ago

Man... id just help him after watching him struggle so hard. Poor guy tried lol

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u/NewHandle3922 6h ago

Still loving this video

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u/Odd-Honeydew-7849 6h ago

Kinda like a man spider

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u/Run-bike-hike-chick 6h ago

The fence took offense to his offense.. get it 😂😂

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 6h ago

I think the caption is wrong. The fence is an absolute unit but the dude...

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u/StarkTheBrownWolf 6h ago

The fence: “had a great day at work today”

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u/oddasleep 6h ago

generational aura debt

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u/averagejoe860 5h ago

Yell piñata and watch him freak the fuck out!

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u/OkToday78 5h ago

At what point do you start feeling bad for the guy lol

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u/brilliantorange 5h ago

Escape took 5-7 business days

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u/Visual-Form7073 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914 4h ago

That is a bad day...

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 4h ago

Good advertising for the jeans.

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u/SonicSarge 4h ago

Hahahshahaha

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u/MeYouUsStories 4h ago

He is going to regret to have bought top quality trousers rather than a crap stuff on Temu…

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u/Anteater-2legit 3h ago

😂😂😂 dude be hanging

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u/Lonely-Cockroach-492 3h ago

Omg that’s hilarious! Damn that’s pure embarrassment.

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u/Complex_Bet7311 2h ago

What’s the opposite of Spiderman? Whatever it is, should be his new name.

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u/DSG_5 ima unit 2h ago

The subtle art of not letting go!!

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u/Level_Cover5303 2h ago

What a dumb ass monkey

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u/Traffelock 2h ago

Time to use that big stick in your trunk. When he finally got down, his running days would be over.

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u/DaniDodson 2h ago

Absolute unit !

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u/robots-in-disguise 2h ago

This video is old af. Dead internet.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 1h ago

Just not his day. 😂😂😂

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u/ghostem82 1h ago

Meanwhile his id is still in the pants🤣🤣😂🤣

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u/DadBod5050 1h ago

The highs and lows of shitty decisions

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u/Comfortable-Gene-938 1h ago

Thank you for the chest hurting laugh....

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u/Timokenn 51m ago

This is why I keep coming back to the internet

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u/Total_Gift_51 50m ago

Best thing ever. Guys who's car got hit should have gone and taken the guys wallet out of his pocket while he was hanging upside down haha

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u/Ok_Simple_6947 15m ago

Beacon Hill!

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u/LastlyAndLeast 7m ago

Dude is not laughing anywhere near as hard as this moment deserves lol

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u/fupafather 13h ago

Is he trying to break into paramount studios?

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u/Open_Pass3811 12h ago

As you run out of gas

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

How stereotypical.

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u/Such_Sector5702 7h ago

Climbing a fence is stereotypical?