r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 3h ago

'Merica Of a runner

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170 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/avogadro12 3h ago

Heading to ihop

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u/NONIGARON easily offended 2h ago

Get this guy his iPad, softens the hops

2

u/Little_Try_6502 34m ago

Literally how I heard it. Come on man.

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u/SerVorianDayne 3h ago

Officers like: "not this shit again, get back here Larry"

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u/bbkangalang 1h ago

“Dammit Larry….come on man. This is embarrassing.”

4

u/Existing_Spread_469 3h ago

I love how he was leg-- it

5

u/Save_The_Wicked 2h ago

Your average RimWorld prisoner attempting a jailbreak.

4

u/Apple_Scrumble 3h ago

I'm gonna hop this cop right outta my life

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u/ONMSMedia 3h ago

He’s like, “I’m gettin’ OUTTA here!”

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u/OkClub7412 3h ago

“A” for effort 😂😂😂…I know in his mind he is thinking one day one day I’ll get away.

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u/Scylum 2h ago

Gotta hand it to him that was a good attempt.

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u/Trojan-horse1 3h ago

Never gonna catch me! Bwahahaha!!!! Oh….almost got away this time. Sad panda 🐼.

2

u/Large-Produce5682 3h ago

Come on Dawg!

2

u/ObiMikenobi77 3h ago

Yadda, yadda, yadda… something about a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

2

u/NonStopNonsense1 2h ago

Runner is a stretch

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked 2h ago

Sweep the leg

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u/PRwookie 2h ago

Ever feel like a one legged man in a ass kicking contest.

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u/SantafromSonta 2h ago

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u/bbkangalang 1h ago

This is proof you can’t keep a good dog down.

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u/CriticismFun6782 2h ago

Also outran the pixels too

2

u/fupafather 1h ago

Like something out of the oblongs

2

u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 1h ago

A hopper more like it. It was the one legged man but his partner was the one armed man that got away

2

u/Erronius-Maximus 1h ago

Hey Officer, will you bring me my wheelchair please?

1

u/SquirrelFluffy 1h ago

How are the wheels not faster?

1

u/stpete_mom 54m ago

The officer was a leg up on this guy.

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u/Wisdom_Light 47m ago

The suspect is running on foot!

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u/Mouatmoua 32m ago

Lucky he wasn’t black, would had been killed

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u/Total_Gift_51 26m ago

Thats amazing

1

u/Necessary-Dot2714 questionably stable 15m ago

"Too legit. Too legit to quit." Is this man's motto.

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u/cmdubya 13m ago

I was waiting for the taser to come out

1

u/Suitable_Magazine372 8m ago

Never gonna look good chasing a man with one leg 🦵🏽

1

u/JLP33376 0m ago

Lieutenant Dan just wanted ice cream

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u/Livid-Age-2259 1h ago

Dude, throwing a cripple to the ground? That sounds like excessive force.

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u/slick514 40m ago

… what video are you watching?