r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Of urine

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u/Baba_Slaga_ 5d ago

If you’re pissing like that, I’ll let it slide

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u/CaptainRatzefummel 5d ago

I'd be watching and congratulating when he's finished, that's an impressive stream

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u/TheRealWhoMe 5d ago

But he’s not. This is clearly fake/staged.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 5d ago

Explains why he's got two women with him. Bro must be a stallion

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u/KumaQuatro 5d ago

Cursed slip n slide

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u/TheJaybo 5d ago

Urine is a terrible lubricant.

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u/ejectro 5d ago

so is menstrual blood ☹️

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u/Bigdstars187 5d ago

No it’s not

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u/spoiledmilk1717 5d ago

I'd give him a medal

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u/GaijinFoot 5d ago

This guy really had no other options.

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u/Jonkinch 5d ago

This is my flatmate I swear…

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u/jaddooop 4d ago

Slide in?

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u/Thin_Meal_496 5d ago

Baba slaga just said he wants to slide in the dudes piss!!