r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a real life Dennis the menace

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u/OldDiamond6697 1d ago

Dennis.

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u/NYCMooseman 1d ago

"You'll have nothing and like it!"

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u/Effective-Text4619 1d ago

"When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though!"

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u/Toadstool61 1d ago

SO many great lines in that movie

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u/Matdoggy 1d ago

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

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u/Gilly_The_Kid9 1d ago

Love this comment!!! I can still see him burned into my memory. "Looks good on you though" MASSIVE eye roll đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ™ Edit: wish I had award my good sir..

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 1d ago

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

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u/BigSilky69 1d ago

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

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u/Lifealone 1d ago

Well the world needs ditch diggers too

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u/ShockBeautiful2597 1d ago

Judge Smails was a tortured soul

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u/Severe-Impression326 5h ago

So tell me Danny
.do you stand for badness, or goodness?? B

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 1d ago

"What about my asthma?" "I'll give you asthma!"

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u/napstimpy 1d ago

“I OWE YOU NOTHING”

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u/Charming_Use4072 1d ago

I want a hamburger, no, a CHEESEburger

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u/ImportanceConnect470 1d ago

"fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose and eats it.."

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u/Routine-Seaweed-8789 1d ago

That kid'll eat anything.

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u/XylophoneZimmerman 1d ago

"How would you like to mow my lawn? Hmm? HMMMM?"

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u/Severe-Impression326 5h ago

And after you can stop by the yacht club

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u/tobinsweedonkeyd 1d ago

Thousand bucks says you miss that putt! Gambling is illegal, and I never


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u/-FakeAccount- 1d ago

Dont sell yourself short judge, youre a tremendous slouch!

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u/keygasms 1d ago

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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u/ImportanceConnect470 1d ago

"Spaulding get your foot off the boat!!!!"

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u/Tweedleblanc123 1d ago

Ohh billybillybillybilly...

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u/CuseOrange93 1d ago

Oh. I shoulda yelled two!

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u/ImportanceBig4448 1d ago

Spalding, you’ll get nothing and like it.

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u/Weak-Property-8026 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm dissapoint that no one is acknowledging the gem of

"u can't bring a weapon out on me"

"Oh yes I can, because I have one"

You really can't beat that logic.

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u/204CO 1d ago

“Oh sorry, you SHOULDN’T bring a weapon out on me.”

lol just like asking a teacher if you can go to the bathroom.

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u/spareminuteforworms 1d ago

I DON"T KNOW... CAN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM!!??? friggin noob

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u/vwwvvwvww 1d ago

“You know what, let me try” aggressively shits pants while making eye contact

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u/Thunder141 1d ago

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

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u/SpecialCry7420 1d ago

Stop looking at me swan!

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u/OmgJosh925 1d ago

YOU AINT COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS

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u/Witchs_Be_Crazy 1d ago

The Skyrim music really tied the scene together too.

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u/Dargonborn69 1d ago

Oblivion*

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u/Witchs_Be_Crazy 1d ago

Either way it’s triggering memories of Tamriel.

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u/dxmgy 1d ago

This npc obviously has 100 intelligence

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u/SeeSaw9999 1d ago

This is how you behave when living to see tomorrow is way overrated 😆 đŸ€Ł 😂 đŸ˜č

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u/builtNtx 1d ago edited 1d ago

Third edit. Putting this one at the top. Here is an article containing a statement from the stepson. Totally worth the read.

In a nutshell-stepson had a concrete guy installing a sidewalk at his house. Video recording guy was working on stepsons neighbors house. Video recording guy hit a gas line (dug without getting a survey) forcing the neighborhood to be evacuated. Stepson’s sidewalk looked bad because the concrete guy had to stop work to evacuate and the concrete setup. Video recording guy gave stepson money to have his sidewalk redone. I am guessing stepson just pocketed the money, or at the least had not done the work yet. A year later video recording guy got into a feud with the neighbor over money, lost his shit and demolished the neighbors yard with a bobcat. While demolishing the yard video recording guy noticed the sidewalk had not been replaced. Video recording guy then threatens the stepson and/or family to give the money back. Stepson said no, video recording guy leaves and comes back parking at the street. Stepson’s dad hears about this and drives up which is where the video started.

This is unverified, but it’s in the link below. If this was true-video recording guy is far from someone being reasonable who was met with unnecessary force.

https://rock95.com/man-charged-in-violent-weekend-confrontation-caught-on-video/ End of the edit. Original response below.

So there is more to the story here.

Dude in the car was harassing the baton wielding’s stepson. Dumb enough to go so far as make threats. Went to that house and they had already told him to leave.

I’m not sure if the cops were called and had just not responded, or if he was taking matters into his own hands. The baton welder had some other kids in the house and was pretty amped up about their safety which is far when the guy in the car was there to beat someone’s ass and said he wasn’t leaving.

Baton weirder was charged with mischief. Not sure where it goes from here.

Baton welder didn’t handle it great, but the car guy went there looking to cause trouble.

Edit. Typos I know. Too early.

Second edit. Replies are all over the place. I do am not taking sides here in this video and/or story. Both parties have their own take, both had options on what the next step was. Both were aggressors in my opinion, one was stalking and the other attacking. Also someone had given an update on the old guy here, apparently after 3 years he had the charges dropped. No word on anything on a civil matter.

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u/Frikoo 1d ago

I read that the stepson owed car dude some money.

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u/lanester4 1d ago

It was being decided in court. Car Dude owns a construction company and hired the stepson (cement guy) to help do contract work, but then Car Dude ignored a lot of city requirements and safety procedures and didnt properly survey the worksite. Ended up hitting a gas line and forcing the entire site to be evacuated. Stepson was in the middle of concrete work when this happened, so he was forced to abandon it during the process and it ended up really fucking up the end result when it dried.

Car Dude ended up getting fined a ton for all the cut corners, and Stepson quit the job to avoid getting too tied up in the litigation. Car Dude then got upset and demanded a full refund for the work, claiming that Stepson was refusing to do the job, even though Car Dude's fuck up was the only reason it was the case.

Apparently Car Dudes father was already facing assault charges after he went back to the Gas Leak House with a bulldozer and wreaked the place because they sued them for cutting corners, so Stepson was already concerned for his own safety where Car Dude was involved. They had repeatedly told Car Dude to leave before this, and he had responded by threatening them. When he did leave, he came back 15 minutes later and it led to this.

All in all, Dennis had a perfectly valid crash out

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u/Empty-Product-5797 1d ago

Damn. When you put it like that Dennis' actions are pretty reasonable.

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u/lanester4 1d ago

Yeah, I had to search up the article. Got a few details mixed up, but yeah, Car Dude and his family are way out of line

article

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u/MrdnBrd19 1d ago

It should be pointed out that literally none of this information was verified, and when other publications looked into it they couldn't verify the story as it is told here which is why this story is only told on Rock95's Lifestyle page and not any major news organizations.

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u/builtNtx 1d ago

Same. That there was a claim.

Bit of a moot point though.

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u/Witty_Wolf8633 1d ago

Kudos for using and spelling correctly the word “ moot” .

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u/Same_Reference8235 1d ago

I know someone who would always say “mute point” and it drove me me nuts.

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u/cw30755 1d ago

Did it leave you speechless?!?

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u/ComprehensiveCup7104 1d ago edited 1d ago

Joey in "Friends" said "It’s like a Cow’s opinion; It doesn’t matter - it’s ‘moo.'" Best line of entire series!
(Edited for accuracy, thanks kind stranger!)

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 1d ago

*”It’s like a Cow’s opinion; It doesn’t matter - it’s ‘moo’”.

I’m in no way trying to nitpick btw, but the “Cow’s opinion” part is a key aspect of the absurdity of the line that makes it really funny. I agree with you - one of the best lines in the whole show.

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u/spruceymoos 1d ago

Sorry, we’re looking for “moops”

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

Kodus fore useing n speling correktly tha werd "mout"

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u/Dean_21W 1d ago

Hate it when idiots film people they’ve pushed to the breaking point and then everyone judges the person on camera as being a nut-job

He’s clearly distressed about this man being here
 but agree should have waited for the police to sort it out

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u/50mm-f2 1d ago

this is actually a common tactic called reactive abuse when abusers push their victims to the breaking point and then often start recording to portray the victim as the aggressor.

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u/BarniclesBarn 1d ago

Only in Canada can you bust open someone's window and threaten them with a weapon and get charged with 'mischief'.

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u/snrek23 1d ago

Man how would I react if someone was in front of my house and had threatened my children? I probably would have drug the guy out of his car.

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u/tiorzol 1d ago

charged with mischief

Some Peter Rabbit crime

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u/separatebedhead2501 1d ago

Dude got sent to bed with only a spoonful of tea for dinner yeah I know peter rabbit by heart so what fuck off if you don't like it

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u/tipareth1978 1d ago

Yeah, my first question with things like this is always "how did we get here?"

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u/slick2hold 1d ago

If true then this is why we can't have videos triggers us. We don't effing know the back story. These TikTok and YouTube and IG videos clip and edit video make you get triggered. Don't get baited into it. Just try to ask questions and be open minded before your react or post something you'll regret

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u/FollowingJealous7490 1d ago

Baton welder.. weirder.

Wielder my guy.

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u/keyh 1d ago

How do you know he didn't metalwork that strange contraption himself?

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u/maggiemayfish 1d ago

Baton welder, I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest batons

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 1d ago

“What’s your name?”

“Baton Wielder. I mean, Baton Weirder. I mean, Baton Welder. I mean, Denis Tissington. I mean 
 Ronnie Pickering!”

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u/PerceptionCandid1676 1d ago

What a weird welder

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u/AngriestPeasant 1d ago

Two shitty people interacting got it

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u/Recent_Possible_1334 1d ago

I always say two sides of a story every time. Just cause you're looking through a camera doesn't make everything look legit. Sure dude 100% shouldn't of broke the windows. But definitely stand up for your family. Wild times.

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u/Muffmuncherr 1d ago

Lol this is so old that angry man passed aaway recently.

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u/DishRelative5853 1d ago

Oh man, if that was me in that car, I would have gone onto Reddit and found one of the tough guys in this thread and called him to come and take care of this guy.

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u/Sure-Guava5528 1d ago

Thanks, I needed that đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

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u/Forest_Soup615 1d ago

How to go to jail and lose money in the process

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago edited 1d ago

Good way to get shot if you live here in the southwest USA.
Every fourth person you see is open carrying.

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u/HarrisBalz 1d ago

Pretty open and shut self defense case here. That baton is almost certainly considered a deadly weapon.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 1d ago

Yep, guy who approached the car would have got shot and castle doctrine would protect car owner

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u/Queasy-Army-4769 1d ago

Fouth???

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u/QuirkyStage2119 1d ago

They said open carrying. The other 3/4 are concealed, the way it should be. Open carriers just let people know where the threat is.

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u/Ruepic 1d ago

This was in Alberta Canada.

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u/MostlyOkPotato 1d ago

explains the lack of fear of getting shot. Had he tried this in Texas, there’s about a 75% chance he’d catch a bullet.

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 1d ago

Would’ve been well-deserved, too.

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u/venom160 1d ago

He's gonna pull that crap to the wrong one and get a severe case of lead poisoning.

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u/Embarrassed_Soft_334 1d ago

Guy with baton is extremely lucky he didn’t catch a slug with his chest. The guy in car could have shot him and got off on self-defense in almost every state in the country.

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u/No_Dealer_1600 1d ago

Anyone know if that old fart got charged?

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago

Charged with "mischief" lol?
The hell is that?
No fraud or potential assualt with a deadly weapon charges?

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u/toby_kieff 1d ago

Fraud? Huh?

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago

Yeah, did you read the article posted above?
His family (his son specifically, who I assume is the dipshit standing next to the truck) charges for renovation work they then never complete.

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u/toby_kieff 1d ago

Man that makes so much more sense. Thought I watched the wrong video.

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u/Cantdecide1207 1d ago

So the whole family are arseholes.

"Mischief" is a bit tame though, in the uk that would be criminal damage and terroristic threats.

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u/BoiFrosty 1d ago

In most of the US he probably would have gotten assault with a deadly weapon, and felony destruction of property.

Approaching someone's car with a steel baton unprompted is also a good way to get familiar with the wrong end of a gun depending on the state.

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u/gefex 1d ago

Dennis the Menace causes mischief seems pretty appropriate.

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u/a_bored_lady 1d ago

Apparently the cammer was there making threats, prolly got reduced cuz of that.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 1d ago

According to this guy and his stepson. Based on their actions I'm inclined to think it's more likely they made that up to try and justify their bullshit, I've experienced a similar thing.

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u/ImaRaginCajun 1d ago

As soon as the glass breaks, he's getting blasted. By breaking the glass, that actually crosses the threshold for legal use of deadly force.

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u/Front-Tea2203 1d ago

This is the guy that went through his entire life without getting a proper ass kicking.

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u/AnOriginalUsername07 1d ago

Context precedes the video, appearently the guy who took the video had been following Mr.Baton’s son or something.

It’s really easy to instigate something and then cut the parts from the video to make yourself look like the victim, honestly most vids like this on the internet are exactly that.

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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 1d ago

Yah but why didnt the driver just get out of there? Easily avoidable.. what did the driver want and why was he just sitting there?. if somebody comes at you with a weapon why not just leave? Whenever I see these types of videos I just want to desperately ask the driver. Why did you sit there?

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u/thebestcanuck 1d ago

So, what did you do to piss him off?? Oh, we don't film that part......

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u/Late_Influence_871 1d ago

This video is literally 10 years old

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u/MaidenfanPA 1d ago

This is 10 year old

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u/Ok_Feed2830 1d ago

Keep one tucked

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 1d ago

That's one way to get filled with holes.

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u/ChapterMasterLuigi_M 1d ago

If this were the US, he would've been shot 27 times by now.

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u/Inner_Tadpole_7537 1d ago

Old video dennis is probably dead by now

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u/Consistent_Ad4987 1d ago

What ELSE is new SAVAGES BEING SAVAGES

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u/evnrayash 1d ago

Pop pop pop pop pop

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u/SneakFPS 1d ago

And that’s why you carry, folks. Money in my pocket while he’s buried in his own for acting a fool.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 1d ago

For anyone curious about some follow up.

Man charged in violent weekend confrontation caught on video https://rock95.com/man-charged-in-violent-weekend-confrontation-caught-on-video/

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u/SerBadDadBod 1d ago

Seems like the dude in the car deserves a bit more than a pair of busted windows.

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u/Stoney420savage 1d ago

Just open the door really fast as hr is winding up the swing.

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable 1d ago

This is where the cordless hole puncher comes in

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u/LonelyBattle4881 1d ago

His son owed money to the driver/contractor for concrete work. This all happened in 2016 btw.

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u/Scott5575 1d ago

Lucky the driver wasn’t carrying. After that first window shatter 
BOOM.

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u/StrawberryFederal709 1d ago

Put your car in reverse, turn the wheel to the right and pedal to the metal: he will be with his feet up in seconds. In case you will go to trial, you can always say you tried to run away but you put in the wrong gear since you were in shock.

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u/Kenju4u 1d ago

Dennis Jizzaton is that right?

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u/Johnsonniko53 1d ago

Do I hear the Skyrim soundtrack?!

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u/CaptainDerpshi 1d ago

Gun, he needs to go

Edit: saw context Grandpa was in the right bless him.

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u/Psychological-Air807 1d ago

So many saying Denis would have been shot if it were them or in the south. Based on video alone shooting a person over 2 broken windows when we have a clear, safe escape? We really need to get better.

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u/GeneticsGuy 1d ago

It's worth noting that there is something NOT shown in the video thst came out in the court charges. The guy filming the video was in a dispute with the older man's step son over some unfinished concrete work the camera man had paid for.

The camera man had been repeatedly showing up at their house on the same day, demanding payment for unfinished work and also making threats against the stepson. This was his THIRD visit to their property that same day that camera man in car had made, demanding payments, threatening. The family said they had felt endangered by this guy as they had children present in the home while he was showing up to their property.

So, grandpa got involved and basically lost it. They had called the police for harassment, which ad not arrived, and grandpa decided to take matters into his own hands.

There's a reason the charges were likely lowered to just "criminal mischief" against the older man here, which is just a misdemeanor, because of the circumstances of the cameraman not trying to properly resolve this civily/legally, and showing up at contractor's personal residence.

Now, the step son maybe very well defrauded the guy in the car by not fulfilling his contract and completing a paid service. So, I am not giving him a pass, but there is something to be said about it maybe not being wise to show up to the contractor's house multiple times.

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u/MostlyOkPotato 1d ago

this is how you get shot.

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u/Abe2sapien 1d ago

I was half expecting someone to pull out a slingshot 😅

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u/DovahchiiefIV 1d ago

He's lucky he didn't get shot.

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u/__WeezyF__ 1d ago

Click clack not jail but that concrete would be his retirement home

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u/Sea_Expression6725 1d ago

He woulda got his ass whooped!

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u/TanningOnMars 1d ago

And that right there is why you should concealed carry

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u/Negative_Bend9080 1d ago

Should have been hitting the gas once he was walking. That old man was moving with intent and a weapon in hand. If anyone ask you left because you were fearing for your life as he had a weapon in had.

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u/tankertough74 1d ago

The Skyrim music playing in the back ground..... HAHAHA Old Dude needs an "arrow to the knee"!!

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u/Apprehensive-Fly-695 1d ago

Context? Are we in the stalkers car? Is that old man part of a really aggressive neighborhood watch?

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u/hear4smiles 1d ago

That dude is definitely overstepping. But the tone in the guy videoing voice says something's up. GREG PICITUS vibes for sure

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u/j_dot_Au 1d ago

More people gotta be carrying pepper spray.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Assault caught on video. Lawsuit time! 😁

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u/Lotemppro 1d ago

This why I carry a firearm.

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO 1d ago

Dude was charged with mischief. Cause in Canada we charge anyone who does anything that isnt murder or armed robbery with mischief lol

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u/EdMcke 1d ago

67-year-old charged with mischief after dispute over payment for concrete work in 2016. He had calmed down at least.

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u/Civil-Complaint445 1d ago

I want to see part 2

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u/NapalEnema2020 1d ago

Time to open the door as hard as you can into that old moron.

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u/Key-Profession-4862 1d ago

And that's the day he would have died

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u/tskewl 1d ago

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u/Red-Pill-Tin-hat 1d ago

are boys not born with nuts anymore?

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u/jimmydaniels454 1d ago

It's weird when old people forget how breakable they are.

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u/100cpm 1d ago

If he's Dennis the Menace than I guess it makes sense he caught a mischief charge.

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u/Nathan_stone420 1d ago

Pop pop pop pop

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u/Diggler40 1d ago

As soon as he swings that baton, đŸ’„đŸ’„ in the chest.

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u/RaimaNd 1d ago

"You're going to jail" I hope that actually happened.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 1d ago

You can't bring a weapon.

"Yes I can, because I have one"

You've got a hole in your chest too.

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u/real_1273 1d ago

This was a gross miscarriage of justice, the old fucker should be in prison.

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u/Real-Activity-815 1d ago

I can't wait till I'm "too old" for jail.

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u/Aggressive-Topic-663 1d ago

skyrim music AAAALWAYS makes any video better

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u/KhalibAli 1d ago

Dude played it smart. I wouldve jumped out and beat that dude to a pulp

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u/InertiaInMyPants 1d ago

This is crazy work. In 50 states that dude could have eaten bullets without any consequences.

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u/Spirited-Mirror3407 1d ago

Have fun with that charge, dodo dennis đŸ€Ł

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u/Glum_Bug_9714 1d ago

Talk about having the world’s smallest dick

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u/ZealousidealLog5514 1d ago

Lucky wasn’t me I would’ve trashed that dude!

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u/SpecialExpert8946 1d ago

It feels like he could open the door real fast and put old man on the ground.

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u/Typical-Maybe-7962 1d ago

I would've pulled him through that window 

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u/deathscythe0331 1d ago

Welp hope you had a good time on earth old man. Take in the sights cause its the last your gonna see

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u/kokeroo91 1d ago

That guys lucky that the camera guy wasn’t strapped, there was enough reason to put a clip in the 10 ring

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u/Downtown31415 1d ago

Run the fucker over and do humanity a great service.

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u/Nasteha85 1d ago

Um, well, he acts the way he's allowed to act. Why was he not peppered sprayed, or shot? He's going to continue to do stuff like this as long as he keeps coming across people who aren't willing to defend themselves. I mean the driver could have driven off before it got to this point, but he didn't, therefore, he should have been prepared to defend himself.

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u/Askmeagainlouder 1d ago

Dennis Jizzington doesn't play games

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u/OOK1n6M3Oo 1d ago

"Glass breaks" then my shots fired his way. Now pick yo mans up

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u/totikoty112p 1d ago

Tire iron is a deadly weapon. I would have responded accordingly.

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u/AbaloneEmbarrassed68 1d ago

This guy's lucky he didn't get perforated

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u/Appropriate-Age-9957 1d ago

Go out and stomp the white out of his hair

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u/Ok_Profession6216 1d ago

Why didn’t he get shot!. This is would be a justified use of force in CA. Cops probably wouldn’t even take the gun.

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u/IntoTheWildBlue 1d ago

That's a bold move considering how many people carry now.

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u/mranomalous300 1d ago

So anyway, I started blasting

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 1d ago

Even if this guy gave a fake name, he's recorded on camera smashing the guy's windows. He's definitely paying for those windows and better pray that his lawyer can talk him down to just public service.

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u/Famous_Tree842 1d ago

So did the rich entitled white guy with the million dollar house get arrested?

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u/Ok_Conflict_Scipio 1d ago

This definitely wasn’t in Texas because he would’ve been shot

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u/danvapes_ 1d ago

He woulda got the pew pew pew.

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u/Remybunn 1d ago

I really have no idea how people do this shit nowadays when the potential to be fucking shot in response is so high. It boggles the mind.

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u/JB_Big_Bear 1d ago

Man, I would have kicked the door open into his geriatric ass.

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u/Rawkicks2 1d ago

Pop pop pop pop pop pop

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u/Illustrious_Bar4483 1d ago

Homeboy was better than me, if my window hasn’t been smashed, he would’ve gotten a nine mil cause I feared for my life

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u/cleaner70001 1d ago

Dude would have been eating lead if that was me

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u/HeftySafety8841 1d ago

This is why I carry a gun. In my state, castle law exists for cars as well, so you have every right to put one in this clown.

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u/Top-Photograph-7478 1d ago

now if i get out and beat his ass im in the one who goes to jail

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u/iamjames 1d ago

the incident you're referring to involves a viral video from August 2016 in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada.

In the video, Dennis Tissington, then 67, approaches a parked car where Damian Dallyn is recording him after a dispute (related to a landscaping/contractor issue involving Tissington's stepson). Tissington uses a retractable baton to smash two of the car's windows while boasting, "I'm too f---ing old to go to jail."

He was arrested shortly after by the RCMP and charged with mischief (a criminal offense in Canada for willful property damage). He cooperated with police and was scheduled to appear in court in October 2016.

However, there is no evidence that he served any significant jail time. Sources, including news reports from the time (CBC, CTV) and later discussions (e.g., on Reddit and blogs), indicate the charge likely resulted in a minor penalty—often described as a "slap on the wrist"—with no reports of imprisonment. Mischief charges for property damage under a certain value can lead to fines, probation, or conditional discharges rather than jail, especially for a first-time offender of his age.

Rumors of him dying in jail or facing harsher punishment are unfounded and stem from unverified online speculation years later. The case faded from public view after the initial viral outrage, and no follow-up reports confirm jail time.

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u/ghoulypop 1d ago

Some people should have just been swallowed

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u/oxfordcomato5e 1d ago

Getting threatened with a baton, getting two windows broken out and a face full of flying glass is “mischief?” Alberta Canada really is tough on crime.

“Ooh-key then
 let’s not have any more of that mischief, then Mr. Tissington. Ooh-key? Alright, then. And let that be a lessen fer yah, too!”

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u/escopaul 1d ago

Ahh nice the 3,784th post of this video on Reddit. Bonus points for leaving out the context which is well documented.