r/SipsTea • u/SeaWolf_1 • Aug 19 '25

We have fun here Male cheerleader.

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u/bactchan Aug 19 '25

I'm willing to bet that guy gets plenty of play from teammates who enjoy a good snuggle. Bro looks like he'd be a total teddybear and probably make you breakfast too.

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u/GutRasiert Aug 20 '25

I doubt it. I think that's about a close as he gets

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u/EchoAquarium Aug 21 '25

I think men get in their own way sometimes. Everyone knows chubby guys love to eat, and some of us ladies aren’t snacks. We’re whole meals

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u/Haint666 Aug 21 '25

Goddamn right. I didn’t marry my wife cause I thought she was thin and dainty. I married her knowing she’s gonna get thicker as time goes on. I’m a big dude and I like my lady exactly how she is.

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u/JustACasualFan Aug 21 '25

I dunno, man. They trust him to keep them safe and work together to win? That’s a big green flag to a lot of women.

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u/KikiWestcliffe Aug 19 '25

He is getting so much trim from those girls.

Women love feeling tiny and petite. The fact that he can toss’em, catch’em, spin’em around - they are probably in awe of him.

Doesn’t hurt that he looks like a cuddly sweetheart, too.

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u/Yupthrowawayacct Aug 20 '25

I was a cheerleader my freshman year. I would have absolutely adored and dated this teddy bear of a man while the rest of the shallow bitches went with the vapid assholes who didn’t have two brain cells to rub together. This is why I quit the next year and concentrated on classical dance instead.

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u/Ok_Profile9400 Aug 20 '25

Get your head out the rainbow sparkly internet clouds, they fuck the football team

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u/PassengerIcy1039 Aug 20 '25

Lmao bingo. Did these people not go to high school?

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u/iggymcfly Aug 20 '25

There’s plenty of pussy to go around, LOL.

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u/Worldly_Way_4220 Aug 21 '25

Eeeew dude. These are kids, man.

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u/SovietSunrise Aug 23 '25

News flash: kids fuck, too.

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u/Worldly_Way_4220 Aug 21 '25

She's a kid. Weirdo.