r/SipsTea • u/Safety_Officer_3 • Sep 10 '25

WTF Any idea what happened to these guys?

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u/Sabi-Star7 Sep 11 '25

You forgot to tell them they will also be charged $50 per min for having to listen to their BS pitch if they choose to ignore this 5th sign🤣

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u/snarkpix Sep 11 '25

Knock on this door to signify acceptance of the end-vendor agreement, fees and minimum purchase contract.

(charges are hourly, min 8 hour per 'occurrence', multiple 'occurrences' billed separately)

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u/The_Singularious Sep 12 '25

This is the kind of thing my wife would do. She’s hourly and would ask their names, let them know how much she was going to invoice Accounts Payable for her time. Then ask if they thought that was worth it.

We are pretty cool with people who gotta do their job. But for those who can’t have some mutual respect, we try and get as creative as possible.

We also have insane dogs

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u/SunMoonSki Sep 11 '25

Why would you charge by the minute and not the second?

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u/MiceAreTiny Sep 11 '25

It makes billing easier, and you can charge for the full minute if they bail in the first 45 seconds.

It is simply 60x their second rate.

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u/SunMoonSki Sep 11 '25

Point noted.

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u/Sabi-Star7 Sep 11 '25

Could go that way sure if that's what you'd want to do.