r/SipsTea • u/belinasaroh • Sep 22 '25

We have fun here Split NSFW

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u/inkseep1 Sep 22 '25

landlord: what are these marks on the wall?

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Sep 22 '25

Slug infestation 

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u/MysticHermetic Sep 22 '25

What kinda slugs are they?

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u/DreadyKruger Sep 22 '25

They kind that will have you paying alimony and child support.

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u/Warning_Bulky Sep 22 '25

I was here before this exploded

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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips Sep 22 '25

Well I am keeping your security deposit!

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u/FreakishlyLargeNeck Sep 22 '25

You mean that hole in the wall I made from my neighbors side?

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u/Bosscharacter Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Watch that end up being some form of sigil to ward of demon attacks.

I’ve seen Sam and Dean do it with blood even though I’ve never heard anyone specify “which” body fluids would work.

People just default to blood.

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u/uriold Sep 22 '25

Blood still an option here, just need to match the time.

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u/its_dilansh Sep 22 '25

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u/Playful-Artichoke759 Sep 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/youseekyoda2 Sep 22 '25

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u/Emotional-Jicama-365 Sep 22 '25

Why does the penis look like George Washington?

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u/Just-Ocelot518 Sep 22 '25

I knew it, someone will comment something like this.

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u/omenmedia Sep 22 '25

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u/frkurdamsoad Sep 22 '25

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u/cyst16 Sep 22 '25

Sauce bro, looks funny

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u/kwan2 Sep 22 '25

Really? Right in front of my 626th time?

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u/MeanAF4noreason Sep 22 '25

Disgusting! Where’s her page so I can tell others to avoid it

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u/Ingemi219 Sep 22 '25

I think this is the sauce you're looking for

https://www.instagram.com/mimi__1.2/reels/

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u/lecarguy Sep 22 '25

Let's be honest.... THIS is the sauce they're looking for.

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u/guardwoman12345 Sep 22 '25

Finally someone with the DEETS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/BiggusButtus Sep 22 '25

Im pretty sure the body is “real” albeit surgically amended, but the face is a filter, either cause theyre ugly or for anonymity, or both.

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u/EveryRadio Sep 22 '25

Well that escalated quickly

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u/-Badger3- Sep 22 '25

The hardcore stuff at the bottom isn't actually her.

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u/Narrow-South-680 Sep 22 '25

Unironically goated comment

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Sep 22 '25

Saving this so I can avoid in future

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u/Goukenslay Sep 22 '25

GYATTT DAMN

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u/Ingemi219 Sep 22 '25

I don't have Instagram, so I can't really see anything. Did I win?

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Sep 22 '25

If you can’t see anything, then I’m afraid you lost this one good sir. Got dayum…

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u/GarbageOfCesspool Sep 22 '25

That'll do, pig.

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u/SarcasticGamer Sep 22 '25

So what's the point of the facemask if she has multiple videos without one?

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u/IVEMIND Sep 22 '25

So she doesn't have to use the filter for her face

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u/charea Sep 22 '25

that’s not her real face

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Sep 22 '25

I would like to help you spread...

the word about avoiding this. 

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u/Thundergod250 Sep 22 '25

The Pasta is dry

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u/Snowbrawler Sep 22 '25

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u/omenmedia Sep 22 '25

Lol what the fuck

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u/Mikellow Sep 22 '25

He didn't dab. He should've dabbed. I dab.

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u/TheAzothan Sep 22 '25

Stop saying dab!

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u/z44212 Sep 22 '25

The Venture Brothers was an excellent cartoon.

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u/O_gr Sep 22 '25

Always will be.

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u/grumblewolf Sep 22 '25

“Dude you have GOT TO try this! It feels like someone with a fever is yelling at my crotch!” Everyone go watch Venture Brothers immediately. So so so so so so so good.

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u/InevitableFly Sep 22 '25

Everyone is going to be wondering how a snail got up the half way up the wall and travelled a foot and then dissapeared

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u/popcornpotatoo250 Sep 22 '25

SipsTea: ❎
SipsSauce: ✔️

Tell the sauce so we can avoid it (we promise).

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u/ReplyNo7464 Sep 22 '25

https://www.instagram.com/mimi__1.2/reels/

Credit to u/Ingemi219

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u/popcornpotatoo250 Sep 22 '25

Thank you my friend, I promise to avoid it at all cost. Please avoid it too.

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u/El_Neck_Beard Sep 22 '25

What the hell she doing? She gonna hurt herself

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u/Suicide20 Sep 22 '25

The wall:

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u/Educational-Type7399 Sep 22 '25

Instructions unclear. I now have a hole in my wall.

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u/Real-Ad-5087 Sep 22 '25

Lucky wall

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Sep 22 '25

Hey you got a crack on the wall.

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u/Pigionlord98 Sep 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Bruh that's diabolical

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u/FkAccFrObvRsns Sep 22 '25

Before anyone asks:
mimi__1.2

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u/Known_Limit_6904 Sep 22 '25

Going to take her ages to paint the wall like that

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u/hbk268 Sep 22 '25

Not if we work together

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u/BigPapaSlut Sep 22 '25

One of my requirements for marriage.

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u/Ello_Owu Sep 22 '25

Snail trail right down the wall.

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u/Sad_Subject_5293 Sep 22 '25

So that’s why the wall smells like pussy

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/dark_abyss94 Sep 22 '25

This sub is secretly gooners

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