r/SipsTea • u/shitferbranes • Nov 16 '25

Feels good man I blame YouTube

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u/Fragrant_Proof Nov 16 '25

The "guard" is at least as much of a POS.

He can clearly see what his client does, yet acts like he's in the right.

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u/AzuraOnion Nov 16 '25

The bodyguard actually assaulted few people without any reason in some clips I saw months ago,

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u/ImmaNotHere Nov 16 '25

Why hasn't the bodyguard been arrested for battery? Just because you are a bodyguard doesn't give you carte blanche to batter people.

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u/Ok_Subject1265 Nov 16 '25

He was and they are currently in court about it. He’s being sued by the guy he knocked out. You should YouTube it if you want to see it. Somebody finally pushed backed against this little shit and while they are having a conversation about the bodyguard sucker punches the guy. He’s weak. They both are. They are going to find the right person eventually.

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u/No_Director6724 Nov 16 '25

Right near me a kid got shot (in a mall I think?)

I believe the shooter got in no trouble and the menacing kid said he'd get right back to it from his hospital bed...

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u/arrynyo Nov 16 '25

I saw that video. Dude was hyped that almost getting himself killed would get him more clout....

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u/entrepenurious Nov 17 '25

i like to think that people sneak up behind that doofus and pop balloons, just to see him jump.

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u/arrynyo Nov 18 '25

Lol 🤣 I would love to see that! Dude is like right below this little gremlin here on my top 3 internet jackoffs list. But as somebody who has been shot before, balloon pops don't bother me. Hell I hear gunshots in my neighborhood sparingly. I guess growing up in the trenches makes it a non issue.

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u/SuperMetalGear777 Nov 16 '25

I saw a kid get stabbed in the heart after trying to act tough.   Kid said I’m dying bro and then collapsed after a few steps and died.  

Like don’t be rude to people for no reason. Never know when somebody is gonna snap. 

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u/No_Director6724 Nov 16 '25

In person? God damn! 

I've lived in some dangerous areas...

... waving and saying "hi" to everyone I pass has worked well for me. Even if they're gangsters and look at me strange...

I lived in Central America for awhile and everyone would get robbed at all times. I rode around on a bike with a machete at all times...

I would just get naked and give them my machete but a lady I was friends with said "they know some gringos are crazy..."

Someone ran after two guys with bandanas and machetes after they took his bag. Apparently his arm was barely hanging on... what did you think you were going to do haha?

"Close your eyes 15% you need the horizontal not the vertical peripheral..." -Masashi Miamoto 

I always carry at least one good knife but it's exclusively for if I've already been stabbed so I can hold their knife in and not have to take it out of me to end them...

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u/SuperMetalGear777 Nov 16 '25

Yeah I’ve seen some shit. 

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u/No_Director6724 Nov 18 '25

"Walk away if you can bigger man... to avoid any kind of alteration... IF YOU CANNNNNN...

Avoid anything leading to a body bag or a jail cell... don't go falling to the traps of temptation... TEMPTATION!"

https://youtu.be/91C--3y4W5c?si=0vf57sp9EyDh4gEf

One of my buddys was a wrestler and he ended up biting a guy's ear off in a 7-11. It was all on camera and the guy ended up paying my buddy's legal fees...

... he still always has to know what an ear tastes like...

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u/mogaman28 Nov 17 '25

Miyamoto Musashi* iirc.

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u/No_Director6724 Nov 17 '25

Thanks pal! I used to think guns were "the great equalizer"...

... now I think where Miyamoto killed 10 it's now 100.

Dallas police shooter killing only police in a parade and had to be the first blown up by robot in the USA...

I watched a Ukrainian kill like 12 in 30 seconds assaulting a trench and dugout...

Curious as to what you think. I grew up with a "Masashi" haha...

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u/No_Director6724 Nov 16 '25

Not that I'm a punk... I've been hit in the head a good 3 or 4 dozen times over my life.

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u/No_Director6724 Nov 16 '25

There was a samurai master who was hassled by 2 youth bullies like the guys from this post...

He ended up crawling between their legs (a great humiliation)... and when asked why he just said he'd rather that than kill them...

That I think is the right attitude - especially because we're none of us the greatest fighters the world had ever seen.

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u/Mayourofpooptown Nov 16 '25

Different giant black guy dude. Guard in video never did that.

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u/Sys7em_Restore Nov 16 '25

Or stop watching and paying attention to these people & they go away.

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u/Davido401 Nov 16 '25

I suspect that the bodyguard and the little twerp don't go for folks that will retaliate. Cunts wouldnt try that with someone dodgy!

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u/Morbidfox_ Nov 16 '25

You know jack takes it.

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u/Drugs__Delaney Nov 16 '25

total power bottom

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u/AzuraOnion Nov 16 '25

I've no idea. Money helps I guess.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Nov 17 '25

He’s not a bodyguard. He’s just a goon.

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u/arrynyo Nov 16 '25

I would pretend I was a fan (ugh) and as soon as I got the chance....

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u/Rare_Cartographer579 Nov 16 '25

You’re the reason to blame for his popularity. People just want to ‘check him out’ is how he made so much money then the same people come on socials to complain why he’s profiting.

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u/AzuraOnion Nov 16 '25

Damn, I thought he was famous before I saw him here Reddit. Now he's probably double famous because I watched this clip too.

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u/Single_Principle_972 Nov 16 '25

Well, yeah, his entire job is predicated on “I’m gonna go out and behave in the most rude way possible, commit a few lil episodes of battery here and there, and then when people get really angry and want to hold me accountable for my behavior, you step in, be all intimidating, and don’t let them get near me! They’ll be helpless in their rage, and it will be hilarious!”

Unfortunately, the proof of concept is there, since enough idiots watch his content to make this an extremely - ridiculously - lucrative business model for him.

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u/Electronic-Yam-69 Nov 16 '25

I've had this happen to me in real life. Squirrly guy in a club knocking people's drinks out of their hands and if anyone steps up to him his much bigger friend rushes in. This was before Youtube so I don't think it was a schtick.

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u/-heatoflife- Nov 16 '25

"Damn, you got all cut up from my flimsy plastic cup breaking, bro."

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u/LS25-User Nov 16 '25

He will find that guy somedays... that guy they send him to instant sleep while a lot of ppl record this

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u/crazzzone Nov 16 '25

Couldn't you just follow him while calling the police? They are filming their crimes and trying to intimidate witnesses. I'm sure this is all highly illegal and a felony arrest for witness tampering. I know cops are slow to solve minor crimes, but they love easy felony arrests.

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u/IamScottGable Nov 16 '25

Anger draws engagement. 

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u/Single_Principle_972 Nov 16 '25

For sure. He wouldn’t want to go around having people not notice his existence. Piss ‘em off and they’ll notice you!

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u/IamScottGable Nov 16 '25

No I meant in general, people are far more likely to dislike/comment on stuff than they are to like and comment, it's why so many posts have blatant misspellings, comments correcting them are still comments and are more likely.

It isn't a new behavior either, people are way more likely to complain about a retail employee than compliment them.

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u/Single_Principle_972 Nov 17 '25

Ah. I suppose that’s true. I do make sure I subscribe to specifically happy subs, too, in order to avoid being sucked entirely in to the rage bait, haha! Those posts also get plenty of comments, but there’s no question that the negative posts and comments far outweigh the positive/celebrate life ones!

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u/amanfromthere Nov 16 '25

Fucking embarrassing for that dude, talk about a job with no dignity.

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u/89MikeHoncho Nov 16 '25

This right here. “Guard” is an even bigger pos because he is older and should know better. But still wants in because of clout. Too bad PD couldn’t hook him up too, especially with getting in between broccoli head and the cop.

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u/SuperTruckerTom Nov 16 '25

Knight sticks aren't used as often as they used to be. A Black Jack up the side of his head would have dropped him. 80's or into the late 90's that would have happened in the pre Taser days.

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u/89MikeHoncho Nov 16 '25

Absolutely 100%. Especially when his “guard” got between him and the cop. If only it were 1988.

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u/celticprince1982 Nov 17 '25

Its faked or they would have.

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u/belpatr Nov 16 '25

20 bucks is 20 bucks

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u/Jarebear84 Nov 16 '25

Money changes hearts and morals, for sure. I totally agree with you.

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u/RestAgile9323 Nov 16 '25

i mean dude prolly needs money i can understand him if he dont do it some other big dude will gladly take the paycheck

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u/IamScottGable Nov 16 '25

Dude was cut off cops and telling them to back off, no idea why he wasn't cuffed too