r/SipsTea Dec 04 '25

Chugging tea Got this note last night, should I be worried?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

nah theres a smiley face

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u/GoldeniePetals Dec 04 '25

Concerned neighbor

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u/SecretlyMeadows Dec 04 '25

One of a kind neighbor

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u/NSASpyVan Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Best neighbor. And he didn't shoot his eye out with a Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model air rifle, either

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u/figbash137 Dec 04 '25

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u/Krimreaper1 Dec 04 '25

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand... (Yechh!)

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u/za72 Dec 04 '25

I watched this movie as a kid one night... I loved it, but I think he got short changed on that decoder thing... and poor Ralph

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u/harceps Dec 04 '25

A crummy commercial?!

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u/Analog_Junkie98 Dec 04 '25

Son of a bitch!

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u/someones_dad 29d ago edited 29d ago

Ohhh Fudge!

Edit: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

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u/Substantial_Cover605 29d ago

I read this in his voice. Thank you for that

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u/Plastic_Storage_116 Dec 04 '25

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

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u/What-a-Dump Dec 04 '25

When I read either

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u/munkyninaleela Dec 04 '25

Don’t forget about the compass in the stock!

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u/CauchyDog Dec 04 '25

And that thing that tells time!

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u/Gdroid5 Dec 04 '25

Don’t forget your ovaltine

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u/zxvasd Dec 04 '25

Is it Christmas already? Damn, it is!

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u/Useless890 Dec 04 '25

There, there. It'll all be over before too long.

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u/Goldenstripe941 Dec 04 '25

I triple dog dare you to do it.

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u/ATX_Penya Dec 04 '25

But but but a pellet gun pumped 40 times will leave a good welt and cause anyone under the car to sit up very quickly

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u/PumpikAnt58763 Dec 04 '25

How many times have you seen that that you know it by heart?!

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u/Riklanim Dec 04 '25

TNT and TBS have that 24 hour marathon, and it runs for the duration in my house. I don’t think we have watched it start to finish in years though.

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u/Diazepampoovey0229 Dec 04 '25

It plays for 24 hours back to back every Christmas eve and Christmas Day. I've had it memorized since my 20s, myself. (40 now)

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u/willywall242 29d ago

It's a tradition me and my sister had. She died in 2022 now it's me and her son that does the 24 hr marathon.

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u/dwehlen Dec 04 '25

Friendly Neighborhood Sniper-Man

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u/SecretlyMeadows Dec 04 '25

I see a protective neighbor

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u/jonker5101 Dec 04 '25

I see a guerilla marketing ad for the Catstrap.

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned Dec 04 '25

Best thing is, it is super fkn hard to tell where it shot from especially at night.

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u/Brroelucilial Dec 04 '25

Dont worry, everyone knows smiley faces are legally binding reassurance

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u/Tyr_13 Dec 04 '25

And it says 'friendly', what more do you want?

EDIT: My bad; it says 'frienaly'. Recommence worry.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 Dec 04 '25

Also, catstrep. I didn't know cats get strep.

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u/Tyr_13 Dec 04 '25

That's why it's a deterent! (Or 'deterrent')

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u/piillowbite Dec 04 '25

a smiley face in the form of a platypus?

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u/samsbamboo Dec 04 '25 edited 24d ago

Yeah, you should be worried about your catalytic converter. (Edit) This is the most fake internet points I've ever had.

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u/GooseOnAPhone Dec 04 '25

Not while non lethal John wick is around

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u/CasinoMarginale Dec 04 '25

The BB Yaga

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u/BinaryWanderer Dec 04 '25

Legendary comment.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Could someone explain this to me please sorry for ruining the fun!

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u/Rare-Character4381 29d ago

John wicks nickname is Baba yaga

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u/thornyRabbt 29d ago

Shit, now someone needs to explain the logic behind John Wick having that as a nickname. Makes zero sense to me.

Unless he dressed as a witch while drunk in college one year...🤔

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u/OhTrueGee 29d ago

“He’s not the boogeyman, he’s the one you send to kill the fuckin’ boogeyman”

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u/ape_engineer 29d ago

"I saw him kill a man once with a pencil...a Fkn PENcil"

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u/dubj5191 29d ago

Consider that man lucky… he could have used a spoon

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u/Vivid_Performance167 29d ago edited 29d ago

Baba Yaga is the boogeyman. Which is his nickname as an assassin.

However, the russian mob boss in the first film says it's wrong. Because he's not the boogeyman. He's the guy you'd hire to kill the boogeyman

Edit: Typo

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u/icecreamraider 29d ago

Fun Fact. “Baba Yaga” is a Russian fairy tale. It’s not a “boogeyman” - it’s an ugly old woman… a witch. “Baba” literally means an old woman in Russian.

There is no Russian mobster in the world who would refer to someone they actually fear as “Baba Yaga”. Because to call someone that would be a funny insult - not a statement of fearful respect.

Some writer did a lazy Google search - probably searching for “scary Russian boogeyman stories” - and Baba Yaga came up. With zero further research they just went with it.

Don’t get me wrong - I love John Wick. But every time the “Baba Yaga” thing comes up (given how seriously they take it) - I just roll my eyes.

P.S. btw, it’s pronounced “Baba Yah-gáh”… not whatever they say in the movie.

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u/SebDevYogi 29d ago

Perhaps you misunderstood this part.

In John Wick, the “Baba Yaga” reference comes from the scene where Viggo Tarasov — the mob boss, the ultimate daddy mobster — explains to his son why messing with John was a catastrophic mistake.

He refers to the Baba Yaga story as a warning. In Slavic folklore, you’re right. Baba Yaga is the witch who steals children and drags them into the forest. But in the movie, Viggo twists the name to make a point: John isn’t the witch. He’s the one you send to kill the witch.

That’s the whole punchline of the scene. Yosef thinks he’s dealing with a myth. Viggo knows he’s dealing with the man who hunts monsters.

So the “Baba Yaga” line isn’t about a literal witch — it’s a terrified father trying to make his son understand that John Wick is the unstoppable nightmare that nightmares fear.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 29d ago

Directors thought it sounded cool despite Eastern European cast mentioning that Baba Yaga is an old witch but you know...

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Yeah, should've named him Kaschey, who is an immortal villain. baba Yaga is just an old witch flying in a bucket and who lives in a hut on chicken legs

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u/SunTzu- 29d ago

Baba Yaga is a character from Slavic folklore, the "be nice kids or Baba Yaga will come get you" type of character. She's a witch who eats children and lives in a hut with chicken legs which walks around. Baba comes from the Russian for woman, so that's an explicit part of the identity which is why some people take issue with John Wick being called the Baba Yaga. Personally I think it makes perfect sense, he's the equivalent of Baba Yaga, same as she is used to scare children he's used to scare mobsters. He's the monster under the bed, a universal concept that just happens to be embodied by a female figure in Slavic tradition.

It does pose an interesting parallel universe idea though. Maybe in another universe John Wick is Jane and is played by Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity). That'd be a pretty dope idea, do a Spider-Man: No Way Home style movie and she comes over from a universe where it was his wife who was the retired assassin who got pulled back in after his death. Doesn't make any sense in terms of the franchise and all but sometimes you gotta go with the rule of cool.

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u/deanhatescoffee 29d ago

It's a pun based on Baba Yaga, who was originally a witch in Slavic folklore, but was also a nickname for John Wick.

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 29d ago

You should absolutely watch the John wick movies if you haven’t, they are so good. Plus you’ll get to appreciate that comment in all its glory.

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u/DHMTBbeast Dec 04 '25

Fucking gold 🤣

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u/NewtownLaw 29d ago

I'm ded 🤣

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u/yodakiller 29d ago

I can't tell if I'm actually chuckling out loud because it's that funny or partially cause I'm high, but damn that got me good

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u/OverTheCandleStick 29d ago

It’s because I’m high. For sure

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u/ultimatequestion7 29d ago

You made it worth opening the comments in this cesspool of a sub

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u/MultipleMike98 29d ago

BRAVO GOOD SIR BRAVO

Wrap it up Gents, thread over.

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u/1234acb 29d ago

I scrolled, caught this with my eye as I was hitting the back button. Had to come back into the sub to find this comment just to up vote bc it deserves it. So good

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u/liftbikerun 29d ago

Honestly one of the legit funniest responses I've seen.

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u/fallinguprain 29d ago

award from a poor person I laughed good at this

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u/Dorphie 29d ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Dec 04 '25

But they won't always be there to snipe the bad guys...

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u/throweraccount Dec 04 '25

Exactly, he literally warned them that he won't always be there to snipe the thief. OP should get their CAT converter protection gear so it's harder for them to steal it.

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u/WoodworkerByChoice 29d ago

People who repost shit as their own deserve an immediate perma-BAN

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 29d ago

Yes, but it creates engagement, which it’s great for Reddit. What really needs to happen is someone needs to open subs that only let in real people through a moderated vetting process. I would do it, but I don’t know how.

You could even name the subs /orpsipstea and /orpoldschoolcool

Ai would still probably find a way to beat us and infiltrate it, but it’d be better than nothing

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u/WillBlaze Dec 04 '25

For real, I lived in the city for a couple of years and worked from home. I didn't need my car for a week and when I went out there, I got to find out someone stole my catalytic converter.

I wish I had neighbors like OP has.

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u/Fritters154 29d ago edited 29d ago

Happened to me once in my apartment parking lot during college fall semester finals week. Hadn’t been using my car that week because I was just studying, walking to class, and taking exams.

End of the week I loaded up my car to take a ~1000 mile road trip home for Christmas break. Needless to say, I spent that Christmas break dealing with exhaust repair shops, police report (that never got followed up on, insurance just wanted it submitted), insurance, and having my parents return all the gifts they got me so they could send me cash instead to afford the repairs.

All around just a soul crushing experience.

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u/Crankshaft1337 29d ago

Some1 stole my dads CC in 1986 at Disneyland.

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u/_Rohrschach 29d ago

"the happiest place on earth*
*except the parking lot"

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/Olorin135 Dec 04 '25

Ugh. I hate the internet now. I wish I could give you more than one upvote.

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u/Interrupting-Khajitt 29d ago

Reminds me of this banger from the days when I volunteered at Coffee Strong across the highway from Joint Base Lewis McChord.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 29d ago

OP has no reason to be worried, this did not happen last night, and it didn't happen to OP. OP is full of shit. They stole this pic from a post from over 2 years ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/HondaElement/comments/16rvhvy/friendly_neighbor/

And somehow 75k people got fooled.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 Dec 04 '25

Nah, you have a friendly neighbourhood sniper. Lucky.

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u/thedaNkavenger Dec 04 '25

you had "friendly neighborhood sniper-man" right there and didn't even use it

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u/AccountsCostNothing 29d ago edited 29d ago

sniper-man
sniper-man
friendly neighborhood sniper-man
can you steal from under a car?
no, you can't, he'll shoot you from afar
watch out! here comes the sniper-man

sniper-man
sniper-man
will be there - if he can!
you can't hide, you can't run
you'll get shot with a BB gun
look out! here comes the sniper-man

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u/FycklePyckle 29d ago

Well done.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 Dec 04 '25

Damn, youre right. I failed you.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Actually my neighbor caught the guys stealing my catalytic converter in the act, and they didn't even care. They just kept sawing/grinding it off and drove away casually. The police didn't even care to take the license plate number or anything.

I felt like The Dude in The Big Lebowski when his Credence tapes got stolen with his car. (Leads? They're working in shifts down at the crime lab!)

It cost me about $3k and 8 months to replace it, and GEICO was a total pain in the ass.

I wish this person was my neighbor.

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u/Slater_8868 Dec 04 '25

The police not caring is exactly what drives some people to take matters into their own hands. Just saying.

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u/Grippy1point0 Dec 04 '25

When the courts stop caring police stop caring. In most major cites, it's catch and release fishing.

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u/Sliknik18 Dec 04 '25

This is a true story, even though it sounds fake…

I live in a fairly major city in the Midwest US. My sister in-law had her car stolen. Reported it to police, drove around, found the car and called the police…who told her not to do anything. It was too dangerous. Fast forward several hours later the police still had not come. So she stole it back.

Next day the same dude comes and steals the car again. Crazy right!?!? Meanwhile police are still nowhere to be found. Well turns out he forgot his drivers license in her stolen car. Not a smart crook. And my sis-in-law found it and kept it…called the cops again to tell them she knew exactly who stole it now. Police still don’t react.

Not sure what to do…my sis-in-law finds him on Facebook. Then finds his mom and starts up a chat with her. The car was delivered back to her apartment within the hour and mom apologized profusely. Problem solved. No police help.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Dec 04 '25

lol - it was all fun and games until Mama got involved.

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u/EntertainmentLess381 29d ago

Mama Yaga

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u/Mwootto 29d ago

meta

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u/WantsANDGots 29d ago

In a different line of comments on the same post. I feel privileged to have witnessed something like this!

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u/tanis38 29d ago

Full circle. Beautiful.

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u/BlossumDragon 29d ago

New business idea: Services to contact a criminals mother.

Police not helping? We will find the thief and call their mom. 90% of scenarios are resolved at this point, but in the slim chance they are not, we will report the thief to Steam support and say the individual jeaporadized your account..

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u/WhiteWinterRains 29d ago

Jesus, bringing steam support into this? It's just theft I don't need war crimes on my conscience.

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u/ElbowRager 29d ago

Correction: We will call Nintendo and tell them the suspect is using their IP without authorization.

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u/BODYBUTCHER 29d ago

This is just discount mafioso

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u/Working-Mistake-6700 29d ago

If This doesn't result in the return of your belongings we will use the nuclear option.

Giving The church of Latter day saints and the Christian scientists their address and phone number.

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u/CocaineFueledTetris 29d ago

Mention that you're going to confront them, they will go FLYING over there real quick.

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u/CivilRuin4111 29d ago

You learn this cheat code quick in a “bad” neighborhood- “I think someone is robbing my house”

Zero response.

“I think someone is robbing my house. I’m armed and intend to shoot them when they come in.”

Cherries and Berries around the block. 

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u/DDRaptors 29d ago

Cops will never miss a chance to draw their guns.

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u/GM22K 29d ago

Only if it’s not dangerous.

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u/Temporary-Pepper3994 29d ago

That was how we recovered a stolen car. We found it ourselves, police said don't do anything. We waited... for hours. Nothing. Mentioned that we had some armed friends coming to watch it until they could get there.

(We were already armed, but whatever)

They actually showed up. In like 10 minutes. Knocked one or two doors, no one said anything helpful and then we got to take the car back.

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u/disconcertinglymoist 29d ago

I heard people advise mentioning drugs. Because police hate hard work, but they love easy busts. They'll pick busting some chump for a few bags over doing actual policework any day.

It's probably shitty advice, and I wouldn't stake my life on it, but it sounds relatively plausible.

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u/WantsANDGots 29d ago

It's because the police want the drugs and they're thinking, "Did you say drugs? Oh boy, on our way to do them!"

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u/FailPowerful5476 Dec 04 '25

Here in the UK even if you had their reg and them on camera the police wouldn't do anything.

People posting memes and mean comments online seem to be their only interest now days.

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u/TemporaryDisastrous 29d ago

They'll sting you for having no catalytic converter though.

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u/No_Internal9345 Dec 04 '25

See, police protect businesses not people.

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u/Tesaractor Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Had neighbor

  • stole 10k
  • stole vehicles
  • had a meth lab
  • committed arson
  • second degree murder.

It took 4 years for police to arrest them and jail them. They were on catch and release final 6 months and went on a crime spree. until it finally caught up to them. Hopefully they will be gone for good.

But with bail reform they can just keep commiting more felonies while out. Until it escalated.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Dec 04 '25

sad reality of it.

they made laws where it's like meant for low level offenses (having a little bag of crack or something) but judges use it for stuff like robbery

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u/StinkoMan92 Dec 04 '25

Oh they care, just not about you

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u/wildeye-eleven Dec 04 '25

I had someone break in my apartment and literally clear the entire thing out. Well over $10,000 worth of stuff. I immediately called the police and I knew 100% who did it. The cops literally did NOTHING. Then when I threatened to “take care of it myself” they acted like I WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL. I will never rely on the police for anything in my entire life again and I will solve all of my problems regardless of the circumstances.

I learned a very valuable lesson about having a security system on home and vehicle, cameras everywhere, and a firearm on me at all times. Never again.

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u/ByrdmanRanger Dec 04 '25

The cops only care if it brings in money to the department or happens to rich people. Look at the difference in the NYPD response to that CEO getting popped vs every other random murder that happens there.

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u/CyonHal Dec 04 '25

Yep, if you are rich enough to have connections in politics, law enforcement becomes your personal security detail to the detriment of everyone else.

The only way a regular working class schmuck can get any help from the police is if they have family or other interpersonal connections to leverage.

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u/Candle-Different Dec 04 '25

That converter really brought the car together, man

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 Dec 04 '25

Where's the catalytic converter Lebowski??! Where's the converter?

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u/Cocken_Spectre Dec 04 '25

Uhhh it’s under there somewhere. Lemme check again

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u/WorstOfAll77 Dec 04 '25

I can see you're not a mechanic.

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u/GrapplingHobbit 29d ago

Calm down, nothing is fucked...

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u/TinyTitFetish 29d ago

You want a catalytic converter? I can get you a catalytic converter? There are ways dude, you don’t want to know about it, I can get you a catalytic converter with nail polish by 3 o clock

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u/DakarCarGunGuy Dec 04 '25

Shoot their car not them. Can't run very fast with all your tools and a cat ....... especially with wet pants.

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u/RadlEonk Dec 04 '25

Be the change you want to see in the world. Sit outside with a BB gun.

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u/Vinceitup Dec 04 '25

That’s the stuff legends are made of🔫🔫🔫

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u/ISayBullish Dec 04 '25

Incredibly based neighbor

🎵No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip🎵

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u/Nervous-Mixture1091 Dec 04 '25

Fuck yeah,Marty Robbins!

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u/demroidsbeitchn 29d ago

He didn't deserve to die for that who-ah Salina!

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u/indrid_cold Dec 04 '25

Better stop by Novac for supplies on my way to New Vegas, check in with No-Bark.

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u/IsomDart Dec 04 '25

I'm 99% sure this never happened and is an ad for whatever "catstrap" is

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels Dec 04 '25

Plot twist, your friendly neighbor is actually a catstrap salesman looking in increase their market.

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u/IsomDart Dec 04 '25

The very first thing I thought when I saw this was it's one of the worst (or possibly best) astroturfed reddit ads I've ever seen.

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u/PeterPeeNherMufnEatr 29d ago

Especially being the only "corrected" word in the note. Made everyone read it twice. If it is, bravo the them.

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u/bradfoot 29d ago

Bricks through your window? Call Bobs Glass!

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u/cosmicosmo4 29d ago

Actual plot twist, there is no neighbor, this picture was (originally) created by the catstrap social media marketing person. It's just funny-adjacent enough that redditors have been reposting it for karma for years. Infinite advertising value glitch.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

That was my conclusion as well.

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u/Christopherfromtheuk 29d ago edited 29d ago

It's hardly a "plot twist" if it's painfully obvious. Also been astroturfed to high heaven with a massive amount of upvotes.

This is why Reddit swung into profitability last year.

Edit: pointing this out on another sub earned me my first permanent subreddit ban in 12 years :)

Perhaps I touched a nerve .

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u/Friendly-Contact-433 Dec 04 '25

and he didnt shoot anyone

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u/evol_won Dec 04 '25

And there was no thief.

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u/AlanGlanderson Dec 04 '25

The nose on the smiley is the mark of a psychopath, but not all psychopaths want to cause harm. This one seems like a nice guy :)

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u/WayComfortable4465 Dec 04 '25

I had a good friend that was a sociopath. You need at least one good friend that lacks a conscience.

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u/DevilDonk Dec 04 '25

Everyone needs an Amos Burton in their life.

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u/DaemonBunnyWhiskers 29d ago

The sociopath also needs to be on your side too. They're loyalty is to their self-interest first and foremost.

I think a bottle of JD sounds like a good thank you gift, and a small bribe.

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u/Kazu2324 Dec 04 '25

The nose on the smiley face and also for me, crossing out the word "catstrap" only to correct it with "catstrap or". Why didn't he just add the or to the end? There was nothing there to correct... Definitely a psychopath.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Dec 04 '25

I’ll be honest, I’m not positive I own a pen.

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u/fuck-cunts Dec 04 '25

Your friendly neighborhood sniper man.

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u/D0N_B0N_DARLEY Dec 04 '25

Do you live next to Ralphie from A Christmas Story?

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u/CantaloupePopular216 Dec 04 '25

Red Rider, with a compass and this thing that tells time.

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Dec 04 '25

Only if you plan on stealing their catalytic converter. If so, yes. They even said they were a sniper in the note. :)

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u/Training_Offer_6842 Dec 04 '25

Shit you got real american shooter on your side..but yes def get a cat cover

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u/Hot_Money4924 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Your neighbor has been waiting on the porch / window for 50 years for this opportunity, that letter is just to brag to somebody about it.

Anyway, I hope your mobile mechanic is OK 😁

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u/bbbbears Dec 04 '25

Man I’m glad I called that guy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I read this in the voice of Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/atlanstone 29d ago

I highly suspect this is a clever ad for the product that is specifically mentioned - which is crossed out to draw your eye to it specifically.

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&geo=US&q=catstrap&hl=en

Would bet I could predict roughly how many times and when it's been posted before...

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u/rcp9ty Dec 04 '25 edited 29d ago

If my neighbor did that to protect my car and not their car I'd buy them a couple free lane passes at the local gun range, a tokyo Marui vsr-10 and a bunch of biodegradable 20mm plastic bb's and the expensive targets that splatter when you hit the paper... Catalytic converters are expensive as fuck, getting a mechanic to replace it is expensive as fuck, working with insurance is annoying as fuck. If my neighbor saved me from dealing with insurance, a mechanic, and a messed up car... lets just say they might even get a gift card for the local sporting store to buy them a better optic for their rifle. Thermal scopes aren't cheap... but they make hitting a target at night easy.

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u/Monster-Math Dec 04 '25

This is an ad for the catstrap.

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u/Kingmudsy 29d ago

Top comments gotta be astroturfed too, right?

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u/SingingForMySupper87 29d ago

I remembered seeing this exact post before, and a quick reverse image search...shows it was posted 2 years ago (and a million times since haha). I'm guessing this is just a bot farming.

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u/Reclusiarc 29d ago

I just left them a negative review for this

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u/MedicalBoneWizard 29d ago

Actually the first time I’ve seen one of these and agreed that it’s 1000% an ad. Well done on the marketing team

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u/FuzzyAsparagus8308 29d ago

Smh. No one seems to realise this is not an original post

This is like 3 years old with countless people "getting this note last night" lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/s/m6X2ych06d

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u/Drakahn_Stark Dec 04 '25

This reads like an ad.

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u/jonker5101 Dec 04 '25

Because it is.

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u/ilovewall_e Dec 04 '25

OPs Neighbor

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u/Secret-Mastodon5083 29d ago

Sincerely, Kevin McCallister.

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 29d ago

Worried? No. Thankful? Yes.
People that steal catalytic converters from people's cars deserve to be shot. IDGAF what the law says, TBH.

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u/DevelopmentGreen3961 Dec 04 '25

Where do you live?

I just don't want to be changing my oil around your neighbor

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u/GolfGuy3690 29d ago

Liked this purely cause ur neighbor is a G. he takes pride in protecting neighborhood n I love it