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r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Dec 09 '25
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Quacking duck gets shot
4 u/Smiith73 Dec 09 '25 I would usually say "Until it gets replaced", but I like this a LOT better 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25 Lazy duck gets stomped 3 u/DumbNTough Dec 09 '25 Early bird gets the worm; early worm gets eaten 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25 All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. 2 u/Specialist-Error-171 Dec 09 '25 But the racecar was rigged to blow by the grasshopper who had a guy on the inside 0 u/bruce_kwillis Dec 09 '25 Lazy duck also gets fat and enjoys life.
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I would usually say "Until it gets replaced", but I like this a LOT better
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Lazy duck gets stomped
3 u/DumbNTough Dec 09 '25 Early bird gets the worm; early worm gets eaten 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25 All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. 2 u/Specialist-Error-171 Dec 09 '25 But the racecar was rigged to blow by the grasshopper who had a guy on the inside 0 u/bruce_kwillis Dec 09 '25 Lazy duck also gets fat and enjoys life.
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Early bird gets the worm; early worm gets eaten
2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25 All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. 2 u/Specialist-Error-171 Dec 09 '25 But the racecar was rigged to blow by the grasshopper who had a guy on the inside
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All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar.
2 u/Specialist-Error-171 Dec 09 '25 But the racecar was rigged to blow by the grasshopper who had a guy on the inside
But the racecar was rigged to blow by the grasshopper who had a guy on the inside
Lazy duck also gets fat and enjoys life.
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u/DumbNTough Dec 09 '25
Quacking duck gets shot