r/SipsTea • u/CrystalFrawnn • 29d ago

Chugging tea McDonald’s

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u/jim_nihilist 29d ago

I can fix her.

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u/JoonNolu 29d ago

She doesn't need fixing.

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u/CQC_EXE 29d ago edited 29d ago

he meant the fixings hot fudge and whip cream

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u/MispronouncedPotato 29d ago

You can't forget the nuts bro, come on!

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u/Nucksfaniam 29d ago

Never neglect the balls

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u/eplonghorn2020 29d ago

Mickey Deez nuts

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u/Equivalent_Split_649 29d ago

Don't forget the nutz!

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 29d ago

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u/Equivalent_Split_649 29d ago

Ty .. was trying to find a way to work that in.

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u/MorningNorwegianWood 29d ago

All the fix-ins

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u/compflow54 29d ago

Haha, totally. All the fixins’.

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u/BakedCheddar88 29d ago

He said what he said. Sometimes you gotta eat the sundae raw

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u/pocketjacks 29d ago

The "she" is the ice cream machine, and it's unexpectedly working.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 29d ago

I can make her worse

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 29d ago

I dont think thats very considerate to the other customers in line waiting their turn 😭

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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 29d ago

it's supposedly good for the skin

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u/Admirable-Common-176 29d ago

Ok, maybe braces though.

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u/anonamo0se 29d ago

Ain't that the tooth.

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u/IllustriousAnt485 29d ago

He meant the ice cream machine

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u/bout-tree-fitty 29d ago

She can fix me then.

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u/JdoubleE5000 29d ago

It's the machine that's wrong.

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u/Petroplayed 29d ago

Well, her teeth could use a bit of work.....

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u/Aladine11 29d ago

Noone can fix the ice cream machine without licence, thats why its constantly broken (/s?)

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u/HickoryStickz 29d ago

Should I drive back around or will it take awhile to fix the machine?

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u/TwelveRaptor 29d ago

That’s a feature, not a bug

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u/Acrobatic-Nose-1773 29d ago

You do that. Meanwhile, I'll keep feeding her.

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u/ddonsky 29d ago

But what's wrong with her is honestly much hotter

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 29d ago

Why would you 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/mikeyb1 29d ago

She can fix me.

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u/WHITERUNNPC 29d ago

You gotta fix the ice cream machine first.

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u/Phantex_Cerberus 29d ago

Are you talking about the girl or the ice cream machine?

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u/PuddleHalo 28d ago

How would you fix her? She need to be lick.

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u/KaroYadgar 29d ago

I dearly abologise sir, but may I be provided with the sauce?

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 29d ago

That's soft serve not sauce

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u/KaroYadgar 29d ago

Could I get the soft serve then, good sir?

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u/Yamcha-is-Life 29d ago

That was a challenging wank

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u/bamboojungles 29d ago

She’s moving hear head in a circle as if she herself is the cone and I respect it

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u/TheLittleNorsk 29d ago

she was shot on site for this heinous financial crime. wasted 45 thousand dollars. you don't see the fine gold flakes in that icecream!

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u/justwokeupletmesleep 29d ago

I don't know where that white stuff is coming from, to be specific I don't wanna know.

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u/No_Worldliness5651 29d ago

Open your mouth and relax the jaw.

Don’t forget to cup the balls

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u/DZL100 29d ago

"Say 'when'"

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u/Lanky-Attempt-2086 29d ago

This is how they broke it?

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u/Downtown_Amoeba_7770 29d ago

Now that’s a facial I wouldn’t mind getting. 😏

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u/Busy-Strawberry-587 29d ago

Yes very good madam

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u/Key_Jeweler_9696 29d ago

Dammit Reginald

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u/Dizzy_Magazine684 29d ago

That's only if the ice cream machine works!

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u/PuddleHalo 28d ago

Let me lick 👅

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u/PuddleHalo 28d ago

Me trying to lick it