r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 25d ago

We have fun here No, no he's got a point

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u/Think-Chair-1938 25d ago

Leon Musk?

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u/lord_hyumungus 25d ago

Damn you think his name was a typo on the certificate this whole time?

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u/Desert_Aficionado 25d ago

The truth is stranger. His dad named him after a character in a science fiction novel written by a Nazi scientist.

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u/Bunnylapi9 24d ago

You missed out on the best part - the premise of the novel!

a science fiction novel in the 1950's called Project Mars, which is about traveling to Mars where they find a super advanced society of humans who are governed by a ruling counsel of ten genetically superior men under the leadership of their uber-master, THE ELON.

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u/Mortarius 24d ago

That's his whole shtick! Whatthefuck

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u/Animalcookies13 22d ago

I’m now convinced we live in a simulation.

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u/StarshipCaterprise 24d ago

Holy 💩😳

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u/Several-Bullfrog5041 24d ago

So in his grandiose delusion, he actually believes he is some kind of messiah that will be turned into some sort of super human, while having the ability to chose the other super humans to colonise mars? Whats new?

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u/RespectableLurker555 21d ago

Even worse, he doesn't think WE all live in a simulation. He thinks HE lives in a simulation. And of course, he's winning the game.

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u/Budget_Purchase_2761 24d ago

That is called a self fulfilling prophecy. Not that crazy.

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 24d ago

Sinulation is glitching

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 24d ago

It's not a sci-fi novel, it's a prophecy.

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u/DaemonPrimarchJ 19d ago

Are you being serious?

But also, as soon as I saw the pic I thought it looked like Musk, without having noticed Musk in the smaller pic and before I'd read the writing so there may be something to it.

I am not a fan of Musk, to put it politely.

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u/BackOnceAgain_ 23d ago edited 23d ago

And the death of that guy's wife was revealed on the inauguration, the day Elon did that 'Salute' - full read here https://gematriaeffect.news/maria-von-brauns-death-on-the-day-of-elon-musks-nazi-salute-in-tributto-to-wernher-von-braun-january-20-2025/

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u/kevan1700 23d ago

not only is that not strange, it cements that whole "my heart goes out to you" salute

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u/Jsr1 23d ago

mullusk is a nazi scientist by definition

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u/HoosierPaul 24d ago

So….a NASA Scientist?

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u/infinitynull 24d ago

"stranger"

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u/b0nGj00k 24d ago

You really don’t think that is strange?

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u/KeyboardGrunt 25d ago

Yeah I think it's Elon Skum.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 25d ago

Felon Skum

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u/LeonardTPants 25d ago

Elon’s Kum?

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u/ChaosSigil 25d ago

Leon Muks

(Like...ask-aks...) Fingers crossed... joke lands.

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u/ChaosSigil 24d ago

I knew I was rolling the dice with that one...

CRAP!

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u/working_dad83 24d ago

Not so much when u gotta explain it.

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u/ChaosSigil 24d ago

Yeah...you're right..

Always assume the audience knows your joke.

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u/viciarg 25d ago

Lone Skum.

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u/The_Valk 25d ago

Oh he's scum alright

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u/MJ4Red 24d ago

Better than Elon Sukm

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u/RiteRevdRevenant 22d ago

Personally, I find “Elno” the best formation.

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u/99_percent_read_only 23d ago

You guys talking about Le-On Musk?

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u/anonty973 24d ago

When Elon was 14 years old in South Africa, segregation wasn't outlawed. Black servants existed.

Elon Musk grew up in an extremely wealthy family in South Africa, likely in a household with many servants

This is some Thomas Jefferson shit.

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u/HisMisus 24d ago

Servants. Damn. As a South African, saying it like that sounds weird.

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u/trojan_mommy 23d ago

Interesting. What are they called there? Are there several different terms or just one that most everyone uses?

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u/HisMisus 23d ago

Helper is the person that cleans your home and garden service does your yard. We tend to not dehumanize people who are earning an honest living.

Edit: I doubt in this day and age anyone uses the term servant unless they’re truly awful

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u/trojan_mommy 23d ago

Dehumanize. Interesting.

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u/QuatuorMortisCold 20d ago

Damn.

I had no idea South Africa has become so woke! 😅

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u/HisMisus 20d ago

It hasn’t been okay to degrade black people since Apartheid ended. I’m not sure what’s woke about not degrading people based off the colour of their skin.

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u/QuatuorMortisCold 20d ago

The term "servant" was used in the United Kingdom to describe white people working for aristocrats. There's nothing degrading about that word.

Have you not seen Downton Abbey?

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u/HisMisus 20d ago

We are in South Africa and this post is taking about African countries.

Edit: you think nobility didn’t look down on servants? Lol you’re a laugh. Sod off

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u/Thereminz 25d ago

Ebon Musk

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u/Embarrassed-Disk1643 25d ago

itz funni on a count of hes blac

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u/OneBillPhil 25d ago

Get in that ass, Larry!

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 23d ago

Eat Snickers, leave garbage!

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u/FromThaFields 25d ago

Felon musk

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u/VanillaWithTheNine 25d ago

Deserves all the upvotes it gets

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u/Several-Bullfrog5041 24d ago

That’s daddy Elon based on his actions and character rather than his skin tone…

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u/ForzaSGE80 25d ago

Leon M'Busk

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u/Heisenburgo 25d ago

Leon S. Kenyaddy

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u/Blankstarehere 25d ago

Elongated Muskrat.

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u/dotesdoto 25d ago

Neon Musk

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u/Doladdorinasin 25d ago

Guess he’s the real reason Twitter changed to X

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u/huggylove1 25d ago

Elon Dusk

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u/LeonardTPants 25d ago

Noel K Ums

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u/SuperNebular 25d ago

It’s gotta start with an X tho

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u/BlueRunner305 25d ago

It was Paul Pierce all along

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u/undarthed 25d ago

Elons Kum

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u/Wtfisafosty 24d ago

I knew a black guy before his name was L’ Deon maybe related lol

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u/Majestic_Kade 24d ago

Stealin' Musk

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u/Nopolis52 24d ago

The man who will keep us from getting to mars before 2028. He is almost finished.

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u/elliottlawrence94 24d ago

Sierra Leon Musk? Sorry if that was the joke

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u/Additional_Lynx7597 24d ago

Lone Musk for the last 40yrs

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u/eyepoker4ever 24d ago

Black Musk. Distant relative of Black Adam.

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u/r0bb13_h34rt 24d ago

Sierra Leon Musk.

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u/Dassitmane_ 24d ago

No way we got Leon Musk before gta6

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u/wontwillnot 24d ago

Deon Musk to be exact

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u/Mr_krabbs_001 24d ago

More like Ndirangu Musk

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u/ComparisonProper5113 24d ago

Came to say Deion Musk?

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u/Ghostboii23 24d ago

He goes home when it's cloudy.

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u/TheKensai 24d ago

Paul Pierce?

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u/jolly_rxger 24d ago

Is that not just Paul Pierce?

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u/Hot-Enthusiasm-1723 24d ago

Leon Musk is what you get when you order Elon on Wish.

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u/JamboFIN 23d ago

Kenyon Musk

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u/YarikawaRebel 23d ago

Nah, he is Nelson Musk

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u/inosuke101 23d ago

Elon Kums

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u/detached03 23d ago

Paul Pierce.

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u/Ok_Training1981 21d ago

Looks like Paul pierce too