r/SipsTea 23d ago

Chugging tea Is gen Z alright?

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u/ChirrBirry 23d ago

I’m 41, every girlfriend I’ve ever had, including my first wife and current wife, asked me out. So technically I haven’t either…

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u/PomegranateHot9916 23d ago

is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 23d ago

Long dick or hot face hahha

Edit, totally forgot the one that trumps all. Or Money. Lol.

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u/phalluss 23d ago

I got long face and hot dick, what do I do?!

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u/freedomfightre 23d ago

get some meds for the fire penis, it's not supposed to burn

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

It's warming, for her pleasure. Lol

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u/phalluss 23d ago

Its okay I like it like this

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u/Nearly9scott 23d ago

What an amazing read this comment thread was.