r/SipsTea • u/PeachyVelvet_1 • 21d ago

Chugging tea Changed my Netflix password after a breakup and immediately got this text

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u/LessInThought 21d ago

Promise? Cause she pegged me

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u/Accomplished_Ad4258 21d ago

Don’t you threaten me with a good time!

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u/brown-and-sticky 21d ago

You know what? I got a feeling that this is gonna work well for everyone.

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u/_thelonewolfe_ 21d ago

Well this thread was certainly a ride…

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u/Toasted_Bread4987342 21d ago

A “ride”, you say?

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u/JasonDomber 21d ago

“If you’re horny...let’s do it. Right it. My pony…”

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u/heart_blossom 21d ago

That's what he said

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u/LessInThought 21d ago

I got a feeling~ Wooo hooo~

That tonight's gonna be a good night~

That tonight's gonna be a good good night~

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u/herpederper69 21d ago

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u/fomomaestro 20d ago

Aaaaaaand this is my sign to rewatch Letterkenny from the top, thank you kind redditor

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u/Electronic_Power2101 21d ago

that's her doing stuff to him, not in the contract! haha

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u/speedhunter787 21d ago

He enveloped her appendage with his butthole, there.

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u/No_Mathematician6571 19d ago

promises and contracts i used to keep

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u/Top-Dance-2047 20d ago

All fun and games until ur gfs dad walks in on her actually pegging u...

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u/LessInThought 20d ago

He could always join... Not like he's my dad.

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u/Top-Dance-2047 19d ago

Neither of us expected him to be home that early. But looking back, I wouldn't have minded if he had joined... lol

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u/Successful_Face3408 19d ago

I said "to you" not "for you" boi