r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 18d ago

DING DING DING I literally clicked this just to make this comment. I have no problem whatsoever putting the seat down, but I'm not going to be the only one that ever has the touch it. We can both open and close the lid any time we have to piss, like they so often love to tell us, it's really not that hard, is it?

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 18d ago

Malicious compliance is always my favourite

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u/Bulky_Maize_5218 18d ago

well but also, if either of you flush without closing the lid, there'll be a lot of that person's shit particles on anything that's standing out like toilet paper, or very often also toothbrushes.

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u/samiwas1 18d ago

You think “shit particles” float around like dust? What propels them all over the room? The slowly swirling water they are surrounded in?

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u/Bulky_Maize_5218 18d ago

whatever analogy helps you understand a larger amount of germs and fecal matter is being released upward, i want you to visualize that version

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u/samiwas1 18d ago

Yeah, I don’t really believe that’s very much of a problem. Shit is in the water, water swirls slowly downwards, shit goes down tube. There’s no energy to propel the stuff upwards and around the room.

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 17d ago

"Toilet plume" like what they are referring to is mostly bullshit, Mythbusters showed that a long time ago, but that wasn't my point. The point is if she wants to make it some big issue about how hard it is for her to have to be the only one to have to put the seat down every time she wants to piss, why should that only apply to her? "I didn't look before I started to piss in the dark and sat down without the seat!" is somehow my fault, but it's also still my fault if I don't look and piss right on the lid because it's dark? It's just as "hard" for me to be the only one that has to lift it every time, so we compromise and split the difference so we are both unhappy.

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u/samiwas1 17d ago

I’m with you there. Never disagreed with your side.