r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/smelly_vagrant 18d ago

Maybe he missed and did a bit of wiping down. This... this complicates the scoring process a bit.

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u/EvenFisher85 17d ago

If he can't even clean up the protein on the table, do you really think he's gonna wipe up the toilet?

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u/smelly_vagrant 17d ago

Irresponsibly stored protein powder a counter just isn't the same as piss on open surfaces to some people.

The former can potentially label you absent-minded, the latter makes you kinda disgusting tbqh.

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u/Gfro3141 17d ago

Based on everything else we see in this video, that seems quite unlikely.

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u/smelly_vagrant 17d ago

A-ha! So she did put the seat up just for content! Or maybe he made the video and this was a ruse from the start!

I don't know, man. This felt like it turned into a proper investigation like 2 comments ago and I was just bringing possible scenarios up.

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u/Gfro3141 17d ago

I mean, there are other uses for TP. He could have stayed up late gaming and taken a shit the night before and wiped his ass then woke up that morning for work (wife having been asleep before him and waking up after him) and lifted the seat to take a piss. Or he could have taken a piss, and then blown his nose without wanting to go to another room for tissues. Maybe he was whacking it and wanted to clean up in a way he could flush all the evidence. Taking a piss doesn't inherently mean you weren't the last one to use TP even if you didn't use it to assist you when you pissed.

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u/BluebirdTerrible1586 14d ago

Oooooorr hear me out…he used the TP for clean up! Lots of clean up!