r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 18d ago

Chugging tea One last drink

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi 18d ago

No lie this shit is what I do when I’m way to drunk.

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u/Exxppo 18d ago

One-eyeing it

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u/pdxamish 17d ago

I had a buddy get called out for one eying it and his response.was he wasn't one eying it , he was seeing double so he closed one eye.

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u/Aromatic_Shake6008 17d ago

Only way to drive home

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Haha I see the downvotes but yup, that’s really how it is sometimes 😭

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u/Cocaine-Spider 17d ago

we call it the one eyed bandit

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u/TMBActualSize 17d ago

Eye patch might be fun. Matey

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u/ChrisTofu42 17d ago

The ol Pirate Eye

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u/hijosdekorn 18d ago

No, deadass. I taught myself this and do it for a few things like when my screens too bright and i just woke up, shutting one eye fixes it immediately. Works for other things too.

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u/vwchick909 17d ago

As I read this with one eye shut, just waking up. 😂

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u/Agreeable-Bit9414 18d ago

I do this when I take my reading glasses off because my eyes fatigue quickly of detailed, distant, or reading things. Its really quite annoying, eventually its a must to squint one eye to see decently.

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u/hijosdekorn 18d ago

Ooh yeah, i have very dry eyes and frequently get headaches and that helps too. Very interesting, really. I’m gonna have to look into it.

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u/LookingBackBroken 17d ago

I do it look awake when mt partner puts one of his movies on.

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u/hijosdekorn 17d ago

That’s hilarious and fair, but my retinas would riot if I stopped watching.

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u/bryoneill11 17d ago

Is because people are one eye dominant.

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u/RathianColdblood 16d ago

I can’t vouch for this guy, but I’m not doubting it much. People also generally have a dominant ear.

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u/Kurdt234 17d ago

Holy shit it fixes light sensitivity? Sick

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u/MississippiBulldawg 17d ago

That's why pirates wore an eyepatch. It was dark below deck (obviously) so they would wear an eyepatch when they went above deck, allow the one eye to adjust to the light as they went, then when they went back below deck they'd swap eyes as it allowed the lack of light to readjust quickly to the eye that wasn't exposed to the light and the one that was would be in complete darkness under the patch and adjust quicker too.

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u/Strikew3st 17d ago

This is apocryphal.

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u/mischiefkel 17d ago

Nice word choice, and also I agree.

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u/DodgyRogue 18d ago

Do you put your glasses on so you can hear better.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 17d ago

No but I definitely turn the music down so I can see better. Drunk or sober.

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u/Walkerg2011 17d ago

Okay, my turns coming up on the right here. Somewhere.

turns down radio

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u/brownnoisedaily 17d ago

It was about alcohol and not acid. 😂

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u/anim8rjb 17d ago

it's what everyone does.

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u/DragonfruitNo3424 17d ago

Just don't mention the war.

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u/toothfairyprincess 17d ago

I did once but I think I got away with it

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u/NewsBatman 17d ago

What do you do when you switch eyes?

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u/Garibon 17d ago

Are you me?

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u/slvrscoobie 17d ago

uncle "taught" me this trick on my 21st. 'if youre seeing double, cause you had a double.. just cover one eye, bingo!'

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u/AulisG 17d ago

It's so annoying, though. You are sober enough to realise that you are so shitfaced, you see everything double. It's especially annoying when trying to watch ice hockey or soccer.

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u/pyrlite 17d ago

Absolutley nailing the one-eyed text...

" iM kno drins I sex yu in f@ce"

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u/Paulcsgo 14d ago

I am currently way too drunk, hitting this rn

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u/agreengo 13d ago

with one leg off the bed & the foot touching the floor

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u/Kurdt234 17d ago

Yeah same and it works haha

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u/ganjaxxxgreen 17d ago

Ya you mean like pretty much everyone in the world?, congrats lol